This.

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Just...this. O.O

http://www.fastcustomer.com/

[Tim]

Hate waiting? Grow up! Here at Tim's Depot for Douchebags, we don't care if you're impatient. There's so many people in the damm world that don't work and always need to call a hotline for help... derp derp... herp... nerp... Yeah.

In other words... if it's really important, make time. Someone else shouldn't have to do it for you.

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...you've clearly never worked a job that has limited to no reception at all times for two full weeks. :-p

It's convenient. And they're going to make money off of it. Win/win for me and them.

[Tim]

I just hate calling anything that isn't a guaranteed person. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I would prop my toaster upside down and whisper to the handle.