Could someone possibly point me in the right direction for total newcomer's tutorial?

[Wolfo]

I take a look at all the tutorials and even THEY'RE intimidating! :eek: (Thanks.)

[Misopesaminos]

Here you have a nice tutorial :D

http://www.youtube.com/user/BikdipOnABus#g/c/21C6C22B6ECEE526

I think it's the original armaggedon tutorial or something...