Pie > Cake

[The_Amaster]

Pie totally owns cake. if you think otherwise, you're retarded.

[Archibaldo]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. CAKE IS THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING THING EVER INVENTED. I WILL CUT YOU!

[biggiy05]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. CAKE IS THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING THING EVER INVENTED. I WILL CUT YOU!

Hey keep it civil. This is GD, not GB.




Did I say GD? I meant NMF...damn mods keep moving all the threads around.

[Gleeok]

Pie totally owns cake. if you think otherwise, you're retarded.

Who said that!? Cake pwns pie. No, you're retarded. 3>cake <random sentence generate here>

[rock_nog]

Let's face it, the cake is a lie so it's gotta be pie. Wait, haven't I said that before?

[Gleeok]

Hey keep it civil. This is GD, not GB.

Did I say GD? I meant NMF...damn mods keep moving all the threads around.

Now you will banned for rent-a-modding. You have fallen for my trap. Have a nice day. :)

[Anthus]

It's gonna be funny tomorrow when people can see who posted what.

I rape dicks.

[biggiy05]

It's gonna be funny tomorrow when people can see who posted what.

I rape dicks.

What did Dick ever do you to? Dick was a good man. Now he just sits in the corner all day.

[Anthus]

No, no- I simply force mine into other dicks. It's not my fault if the victims choose to enter a catatonic state.

[Gleeok]

So you have some kind of weird dick rape fetish? Your case isn't improving any. And cake is still better than pie. :)

[Anthus]

So it is after midnight. No, I agree. cake is better mos def bro.

[Link 101]

I dunno, I usually like cake better, BUT, the one lady at my work makes this Peanut Butter Pie that is absolutely amazing. THAT pie is better than cake, yes. But not ALL pie is better than cake.

[ShadowTiger]

It depends on the cake and the pie. If you had a peanut butter cake and a peanut butter pie with the same filling, which would you choose?

[Link 101]

Welllll. I dunno man. The peanut butter pie is like...peanut butter mousse on a graham cracker crust and then frozen. I have to taste a peanut butter cake, then I can decide. Wanna give me one ShadowTiger? Ha ha.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Cake and pie are both disgusting.

Give me some steak and potatoes.

[Rijuhn]

PIE FTW!

Scientist did a study a few years back detailing why most people prefer pie over cake.





....not really, but pie is better. And I can go into much detail why...but I rather not for I am hungry at the moment, and this talk of food makes me hungerireireiriyy.

[Dark Nation]

How about a compromise? Cheesecake! It's called a cake, but it's really a custard pie. Mmmmmmm.

[Banon]

Pie is three letters, cake is four... cake wins

NOW BOW BEFORE MY IMPECABLE REASONING POWERS!

[Modus Ponens]

I love cake.

[Dark Nation]

How can you love it, when it's a lie?

[ShadowTiger]

Hm. I suppose we can look at it this way: Cake as an adverb (If it is one.) is less desirable than pie as one. "Your face is caked with dirt." "Your face is pied with dirt." Which sounds worse?


... er ... ... alrighty, ... ... "Your face is caked with chocolate pudding." "Your mother has been pied in the face." "Your mother has been caked in the face." "Your face is pied with chocolate pudding."

[Link 101]

Pi(e) = 3.14159265

As far as I know, cake has no numerical value.

So Pi(e) wins!

[Modus Ponens]

Hm. I suppose we can look at it this way: Cake as an adverb (If it is one.) is less desirable than pie as one. "Your face is caked with dirt." "Your face is pied with dirt." Which sounds worse?


... er ... ... alrighty, ... ... "Your face is caked with chocolate pudding." "Your mother has been pied in the face." "Your mother has been caked in the face." "Your face is pied with chocolate pudding."

Here, you have clearly used cake as a verb in its past participle form. An adverb would be something like "I ate the pie cake," where pie is the object of the verb ate and cake is the adverb describing the manner in which the speaker ate the pie. It doesn't make any sense.

[Shazza Dani]

I just saw this image on /fit/ and it made me think of this thread.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40/tdrisko/1238716644979.jpg

*flees*

[Link 101]

I just saw this image on /fit/ and it made me think of this thread.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40/tdrisko/1238716644979.jpg

*flees*

That girl is on your team, Shazza. Ha ha, please tell me someone on here knows about the "Your Team" game. If not, I shall have to explain myself.

You know what kind of cake is hard to beat though? Dairy Queen's ice cream cake. SOOOOOOO good.

[Shazza Dani]

That girl is on your team, Shazza. Ha ha, please tell me someone on here knows about the "Your Team" game. If not, I shall have to explain myself.

Nope. I am perplexed. o.o

[Link 101]

Well basically, there is a game called "Your Team." Now, what happens is, you are walking down the street or something with a group of friends. You see this really haggard, old, dirty, and smelly bum on the side of the road. One of you proceeds to put said bum on someone else's "team." This is considered a joking insult to your friend, but pretty insulting to the person being put on someone's "team."

It sounds very mean and repulsive. I thought so at first, but once I began to see some of the most ridiculous looking people, it was hard not to begin saying "your team" to my friends and then laughing really hard about it. Try it sometime. :D

EDIT: There are some rules to be somewhat humane about it. It's suggested that you do not put retarded or handicapped people on someone's "team" because THAT would just be WAY mean.

[Shazza Dani]

Interesting… God is on Link 101's team!

*flees*

[Link 101]

You're probably referring to that haggard old bum I was talking about earlier...how did you know that was God?

To keep this on topic though, if you think about it from a religious stand point, God created everyone and everything equally. Therefor, pie = cake.