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biggiy05
03-18-2009, 12:26 AM
I went out for a few drinks with friends. After a few shots of jack and some other drinks I was feeling rather "talkative"....yeah bad idea.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/biggiy05/0317091939.jpg

Zaphod Q. IX
03-18-2009, 01:56 AM
Were you shot?

Beldaran
03-18-2009, 01:59 AM
Pretty sure that's not a bullet wound. Otherwise it would have gone through his lungs and he wouldn't have been standing around taking pictures of it and posting it on AGN.

Zaphod Q. IX
03-18-2009, 02:00 AM
I've been shot with a .22 rifle (in the stomach) and I lived to tell the tale. Actually...I went to homecoming the next day.

Beldaran
03-18-2009, 02:23 AM
Yeah but some dude packing heat in a bar isn't going to have a .22 rifle. More like a glock or 9mm, which if you shoot someone in the chest with those, they aren't going to go home and play with their web cam. :)

Pryme8
03-18-2009, 02:39 AM
fun fun... hope your ok

were you at least too drunk to feel it?

Dechipher
03-18-2009, 03:05 AM
Biggiy, you have to remember:
Real life isn't the internet
:P

Archibaldo
03-18-2009, 10:01 AM
Stabbed with an ice pick?

Brasel
03-18-2009, 10:21 AM
Someone ripped off his third nipple.

ctrl-alt-delete
03-18-2009, 07:47 PM
I shroomed and tripped hard...


All.
Fucking.
Day.

Aegix Drakan
03-18-2009, 08:48 PM
0_o Holy shit. You got STABBED, or what?

Are you ok? Did you check inot a hospital and have them check that out?! Seriously...that looks ugly. Have it checked now, if you haven't done so already.

The_Amaster
03-18-2009, 09:18 PM
Yeah, it does look like a bullet wound.
I'm curious as to the story behind this.

Modus Ponens
03-18-2009, 11:34 PM
It seems that there's more to Mr. Delete than meets the eye.

ctrl-alt-delete
03-19-2009, 12:36 AM
It seems that there's more to Mr. Delete than meets the eye.

Haha...it was actually my first trip...

Loved every minute of it.

Masamune
03-19-2009, 06:45 AM
Did you die and come back to life like 9 times?

Glitch
03-19-2009, 11:39 AM
Normally when you post a picture like you provide a story.

ctrl-alt-delete
03-19-2009, 12:31 PM
Normally when you post a picture like you provide a story.

I think it was a gunshot wound...

Instead of going to the doctor, he posted on AGN.

Then he died.

No, for real though, looks like a stab wound to me.

Prrkitty
03-19-2009, 02:45 PM
Looks like a hell of a bruise and the OTHER guy bled ALL over biggiy in sympathy...

biggiy05
03-19-2009, 04:34 PM
Were you shot?
No


Stabbed with an ice pick?
Close


Someone ripped off his third nipple.
Sounds painful. Luckily I can just glue my pepperoni nipple back on.


0_o Holy shit. You got STABBED, or what?

Are you ok? Did you check inot a hospital and have them check that out?! Seriously...that looks ugly. Have it checked now, if you haven't done so already.
Close like Archibaldo.


Yeah, it does look like a bullet wound.
I'm curious as to the story behind this.
Not a bullet wound.


Normally when you post a picture like you provide a story.
Who said I was normal?


I think it was a gunshot wound...

Instead of going to the doctor, he posted on AGN.

Then he died.

No, for real though, looks like a stab wound to me.
First guess is wrong. Three people guessing I got stabbed.


Word of advice. Don't run your mouth in a bar on St. Patrick's day then walk back to your truck alone. Good things never happen...

ctrl-alt-delete
03-19-2009, 04:54 PM
Stabbed with a broken beer bottle? Just tell us. This game is lame.

Glenn the Great
03-19-2009, 06:27 PM
Hi Biggy,

I just want to say that in all my dealings with you, you've proven time and time again that you're one of those kinds of people who acts on impulse, living in the moment and not giving any thought to the future.

All of your decisions, whether it be performing forum administration tasks, or socializing in a bar, revolve around whatever your current emotion is at the moment. We all know you don't think.

If you were a character in a video game, you'd be the Scout from Team Fortress 2.

I don't enjoy real-world physical violence. As much as I loathe you, I wouldn't want you to get stabbed, and I probably would have tried to help you out if I were there. But that aside, let's just say that you 100% got what you've had coming. This is karma in its most distilled form.

Stop and think more often, or you're going to win a Darwin Award one of these days.

Beldaran
03-19-2009, 06:50 PM
/me gets his popcorn and watches

Aegix Drakan
03-19-2009, 09:18 PM
...didn't he croak a while ago?

(badum-tish!)

The_Amaster
03-19-2009, 09:28 PM
*joins Bel with a box of Sour Patch Kids*
These tend to be amusing.

Pryme8
03-20-2009, 02:58 AM
if he was one of my friends, id feel bad for who ever did that to him...

Dechipher
03-20-2009, 03:16 AM
Is that a cigarette burn?
What a lame way to go.

biggiy05
03-20-2009, 12:17 PM
But that aside, let's just say that you 100% got what you've had coming. This is karma in its most distilled form.

Stop and think more often, or you're going to win a Darwin Award one of these days.

Funny how you always come crawling back to AGN Glenn. We'll see you in a few months.

Since everyone keeps asking what happened on St. Patty's day I should probably tell the story.






















You all got played. Glenn is still a tool but his post was entertaining. Keep wishing for that karma.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/biggiy05/DSCN1734.jpg

I'm a tester for the state practical exam for Emt-Basic students. Tuesday was the retest for anyone that didn't pass certain exams. We were short on victims and I drew the short straw and had to be a victim. It was a trauma exam. Scenario was a gunshot wound to right anterior chest with a collapsed lung. I had a friend take the picture with my phone after I washed some of it off. That's almost two hours after the test was over. It had dried up and was starting to peel. During the test I was laying in a pool of blood and had blood flowing from said gunshot wound.

One of the nursing students on campus thought I was bleeding when walking back to my truck. White shirt soaked in blood and I still had some of the makeup on...yeah I didn't look so good.

Pryme8
03-20-2009, 12:28 PM
Hi Biggy,
Stop and think more often, or you're going to win a Darwin Award one of these days.

Holy shit its Glen...

YES!

that means Im gonna have some back up vs all of you now!



Dude, I thought you really got hurt... that's crazy, at least your OK!

EMT school huh when do you finish that?

Prrkitty
03-20-2009, 02:04 PM
You're a brat! Pure and simple :) Glad it wasn't real though :)

biggiy05
03-20-2009, 04:35 PM
EMT school huh when do you finish that?

I'm already an Emt-Basic. I'm also a firefighter(level II) with haz mat training. I'm working on my associates degree in fire science which I'll finish next spring. Paramedic training starts summer of 2010 for me. I help teach new emt's and test them for the state exam.

Aegix Drakan
03-20-2009, 10:23 PM
.....You ass. :rolleyes: You had me going there.

Sounds like a pretty intense test, though!

Ah well, all's well that ends well, eh?

Glitch
03-23-2009, 08:44 PM
rofl, andrew trolled the fuck outta glenn.

hahahahhaha