How many of us post while inebriated?

[Zaphod Q. IX]

Simple interrogative. ;)

Some of us are obvious...for one reason or another...some not so much...

Just wondering.

EDIT: I'd like to disqualify caffeine and nicotine from the list of mind-altering substances for the purposes of this discussion.

[Masamune]

It's the only way to post.

[Dechipher]

So looks like all three of us voted yes....

[Nicholas Steel]

No way! I only post under the influence of Varnish :/

[ShadowTiger]

Alcohol has never made me drunk. It just makes my innards erupt in a series of flamingly painful bouts of OMFG why the hell did I drink a chemical lab.

[Brasel]

Oh come on, I KNOW theres more than 6 that get wasted and post.

[Pryme8]

haha oh God...
I think I do a little too often.



EDIT: I'd like to disqualify caffeine and nicotine from the list of mind-altering substances for the purposes of this discussion.[/QUOTE]44

Not trying to flame but if those alter your mind, your one weak minded person. (not saying you Zaph but in general)

[Shazza Dani]

Hey, 2,000 mgs of caffeine will affect your mind and behaviour a little bit… >.>

[Russ]

Unless you count being so tired that you can't think correctly, no.

[Brasel]

Only if you're chugging energy drinks one after another for an hour or so does caffeine count I think.

[Modus Ponens]

Well, I only do once in a while. I'd say 98% of my posts are made while I'm suffering from complete sobriety.

[rock_nog]

Unless you count being so tired that you can't think correctly, no.
I disagree. You know what they say - religion is the opiate of the masses. I keed, I keed!

To answer the question though, yup, definitely.

[Dechipher]

I usually end my drunk posts with a [/drunk] tag, or just by saying drunk.

[Russ]

Okay, then I post while intoxicated by religion. Happy?

Although if we're going down that road, I think Beldaran has a amuch worse track record for that then I do. Aetheism is the driving force for half of his posts. :)

[moocow]

I'm known to make a drunk post from time to time. On that note, I want to have a drunk dial line. You fucks should leave me drunken voicemails, often

[Beldaran]

Okay, then I post while intoxicated by religion. Happy?

Although if we're going down that road, I think Beldaran has a amuch worse track record for that then I do. Aetheism is the driving force for half of his posts. :)

Yeah I'm a loony about sanity.

[firebug]

Well, I've been laid up at home with a broken ankle. Been posting while under the influence of painkillers, benzos and the greenery for the past 3 months. So... Yeah, I regularly post while royally fucked up. :thumbsup:

edit: Broken ankle = Nerve damage in my foot. Prescription opiates don't help, and my doctor refuses to prescribe me any nerve pain medication, insisting that cortizone cream should be good enough. Well it isn't. Fucking doctors.

[Aegix Drakan]

I've never BEEN really imbrebriated, soooo....

That's a no for me. Unless you count sleep deprivation.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

I'm drunk right now.

[Master Ghaleon]

Yea I am guilty as charged ;)

[rock_nog]

I'm drunk right now.
Amen, brother. Oh, sweet Romulan Ale - I mean, combination of vodka and rhasberry lemonade (what can I say, my friends and I are geeks).

Incidentally - Russ, lighten up, I was just joking around, I didn't mean for you to take it personally. Also, regarding Beldaran, "bald" isn't a hair color. Just sayin', is all.

[Trevelyan_06]

Not trying to flame but if those alter your mind, your one weak minded person. (not saying you Zaph but in general)

I found this to be quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen Pryme post.

In keeping with the thread, I quite possibly have posted when I've been drinking, but I don't remember it. Perhaps next week I will do so just to clear up any confusion.

[Pineconn]

Wow, look at the serious difference of class.

*first post in a week*

[Daarkseid]

Its quite possible that the majority of my recent posts were done while intoxicated.

[*b*]

Nope. I'm a good little boy

[Dechipher]

I'm drunk right now.

Me too!!!

[Joe123]

I'm drunk :thumbsup:

[erm2003]

I know I have once before and I am a bit buzzed now so... YEP!

[Lilith]

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[Beldaran]

I'm a teetotaler.

[Archibaldo]

Yeah. But it takes me like 5 minutes to type a sentence. The keyboard won't stop moving.

[ShadowTiger]

ja i have. chillin extra klonopin and cold meds itt. need to go to the doctor tomorrow and find out why my ear fluid is like dripping into my jaw. :(

Not to get all Hypochondriac, but I think I might have that too. Which ear is it, may I ask? (And of course, may we all be healthy, etc.)



I think the best chance you'll have to see me drunk is on a Saturday afternoon, shortly after 12:15, maybe. It may or may not involve somewhere around one or two shots of schnapps or whiskey, just for the sake of trying it with a mixed drink of fruit punch and sprite. It's what you get when you're the mascot of a synagogue full of old men who love drinking.

[Lilith]

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[Masamune]

Chew gum.

[ShadowTiger]

Acting with Masa's post as the slingshot necessary to continue that line of thought, (Thank you good sir.) I will agree somewhat with that, and cede that it is my left ear as well which is the apparent culprit, which is why I had asked in the first place. (And I was correct in my assumption.) Tell me; does it at all feel as if there is something fuzzy in the ear, giving it a sort of wave of itchiness? I do find that moving one's jaw, or chewing gum as the case may be, does tend to help. Pain, on the other hand, is likely an entirely different case altogether. Very much luck with that.

EDIT: ... I just read this post over, and I apologize for it. I'm writing an essay for a class, and it's kinda rubbing off... > >.' Urgh. There's your state of altered mindset while posting. :blah:

[biggiy05]

I'm known to make a drunk post from time to time. On that note, I want to have a drunk dial line. You fucks should leave me drunken voicemails, often

Well maybe if a certain fuck would leave her number I would. You would have enjoyed it last week. Shots of jack all night made things fun.

[Revfan9]

I am the lucid one. Every adjective describes me, every verb I am simultaneously performing, every adverb describing each of these adjectives and verbs, and every noun synonymous with my being, every preposition relative to my existence. I do not have a name, for I answer to every name! I have no body, for my consciousness encompasses time and space itself! I do not dream, as reality is born from my imagination, and I do not think, as my thoughts consist of infinity itself. I do not exist, as I feel the pangs of death upon me at every moment, and I can never die, for my death would mean the end of ends!


tldr; yes.

[Cloral]

I be alkei right now! Then Syral and Shumore! Hold on, I must Pistul in teh Blythe.

J/k

Not that drunk, just a bit buzzed. White Russians are tasty. :)
I haven't gotten really drunk since college. Amazing how having something called responsibility can make you change like that...

[Pryme8]

I am rightnow... say something about it I dare you..

[Modus Ponens]

Sure! You're a drunk loser!

[odinson]

I would be inebriated right now if I hadn't spilled most of this bottle of jack all over my desk.:mad:

[rock_nog]

Ack! Spilled alcohol! Such a waste. *bows head in a moment of silence*

[Trevelyan_06]

I just bought a bottle of Scotch. A nice brand too, not the cheap shit. It's alright straight, but magically delicious when mixed with some Dr. Pepper. And yes, yes, I know is heresy to mix a good Scotch with a cola, but damn it, that shit is tasty.

Unfortunately, I am not currently drunk as I post this as I had it a while ago and then I had some White Castle which seems to have absorbed some the alcohol. I would not, however, recommend being within a 150ft radius of me right now as I'm pretty sure booze, white castles, and the Chinese buffet I had for lunch is not the best possible combination for intestinal happiness.

[moocow]

biggiy, the last time I posted my number on here I got phone calls from Glenn.... so if you need my number you'll have to pm me lol

[Beldaran]

biggiy, the last time I posted my number on here I got phone calls from Glenn.... so if you need my number you'll have to pm me lol

Breaker's banning people, and there's nothing I can do about it...

[rock_nog]

Gotta admit, while I sympathize over the lack of desire for more Glenn-like calls, it did have some hilarious results.

[Brasel]

I'm posting right now and i'm trashed. I can't see straight and I love being drunk. I'm going to go tryu and get the wifey to lay me now. Have fun lover peop.le.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Just ignore anything I post after 8PM tonight.

...if I'm capable of doing anything at all after 8PM tonight.

I better get a fucking Happy Birthday thread, or somebody is going to fucking die.

[Brasel]

Holy shit, I was just looking at some shit I posted last night, and I'll be honest, I don't even remember getting on here last night. I think this is the first time I've ever been so drunk I can't remember doing stuff.

[rock_nog]

I better get a fucking Happy Birthday thread, or somebody is going to fucking die.
Who? The answer to that question greatly affects my potential support of a birthday thread for you.

[Lilith]

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[Beldaran]

I've only been that drunk once. I woke up naked. There was poop in the bathtub and vomit all over my bed. It couldn't have been a very dignified night. I'm glad I don't remember.

I wonder if I got laid though? ... and with whom?

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Holy shit, I was just looking at some shit I posted last night, and I'll be honest, I don't even remember getting on here last night. I think this is the first time I've ever been so drunk I can't remember doing stuff.

First time? I've been doing that ever since the day I got married.

[ShadowTiger]

I've only been that drunk once. I woke up naked. There was poop in the bathtub and vomit all over my bed. It couldn't have been a very dignified night. I'm glad I don't remember.

I wonder if I got laid though? ... and with whom?

Off topic yet highly related (http://bash.org/?801477).

[Dechipher]

Haha. My friend did that once, where he tried to poo in the bathroom but fell, and smeared it all over the wall and in the bathtub.

[Modus Ponens]

Wow. I'm very relieved that my worst encounters with feces have been when it just ends up on the bottom of my shoe.

[Pryme8]

worse thing it has ever done to me... Ive woken up next to a fairly cute fat chick o_O...

as cute as big girls can be a guess...

Its just kinda a shock when you don't know who they are and how you got there.


Its not so bad when its that girl you have been trying to hook up with though, that actually makes waking up sometimes fun! ^_^

[Zaphod Q. IX]

I've only been that drunk once. I woke up naked. There was poop in the bathtub and vomit all over my bed. It couldn't have been a very dignified night. I'm glad I don't remember.

I wonder if I got laid though? ... and with whom?

It was good for me.

:sb:

[Zaphod Q. IX]

Ive woken up next to a fat chick...
And?

[Gerudo]

chatted drunk once, which i kept a log of somewhere... but never posted drunk. ;)

[Pryme8]

And?

exactly...