Prehistoric 'monster snake' remains discovered

[Prrkitty]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/02/05/giant.snake.colombia/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Quote: Named Titanoboa cerrejonensis, the snake would have weighed 1,140 kilograms (2,500 pounds) and measured 13 meters (42.7 feet) nose to tail tip -- dwarfing the largest modern pythons and anacondas which can grow to 6 meters (19.5 feet).

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I must admit I'm greatly overjoyed that it doesn't live to slither around today. That's one HUGE snake.

[Dark Knight]

But think of how many boots and other such clothing and accessories just 1 snake of that size could make. :o

[Shazza Dani]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/02/05/giant.snake.colombia/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Quote: Named Titanoboa cerrejonensis, the snake would have weighed 1,140 kilograms (2,500 pounds) and measured 13 meters (42.7 feet) nose to tail tip -- dwarfing the largest modern pythons and anacondas which can grow to 6 meters (19.5 feet).

I want one!


But think of how many boots and other such clothing and accessories just 1 snake of that size could make. :o

>:[

[Pryme8]

IF you are standing next to a snake... and its back comes up to your waist... RUN

[Skulkraken]

IF you are ever actually next to a snake like that, then it's already too late to run.

[Modus Ponens]

Unless it's already got its mouth full.

[Cloral]

This story is the giant male phallus to go with the 38KKK mega tits.

[Prrkitty]

This story is the giant male phallus to go with the 38KKK mega tits.

Quoted because I LOL'ed SO hard at the picture that comment made... in my mind.

[The_Amaster]

...*dawning comprehension* Ohhhh, I just understood the title of this thread.
I was thinking like, "Okay, the snake is still discovered. Good. Glad to know it hasn't been undiscovered or something" *shrug*