Prrkitty
12-20-2008, 05:51 PM
Twas the night before Christmas
I was drinking my Tea
I had just logged in to my
M.M.O.R.P.G.
The realms were quite crowded
In fact mine was full
So I waited and waited
And I finally got through
The lag was atrocious
I was running in place
While an gnome ran in circles
With a smile on his face
When what to my wondering
Eyes should appear
We were under attack
I got cursed and then feared
I was dead in an instant
Released Spirit and ran
Came to life just in time
To die all over again
When I came to again
I was rescued quite right
By some well to do Warlocks
And an 80 Death Knight
The ushered me off
Until they all got sleeped
I ran to the river
Where I was summarily sheeped
The Horde they just laughed
As they toyed with my soul
They mind controlled, flayed me
Then they all /rolled
The winner got dibs
On taking me out
What a lame class the warrior
All I could do was Shout
This time I didn’t
Resurrect right away
Wouldn’t give them the pleasure
But they continued to stay
I came back to life
Behind a big tree
I selected the hearth
Waiting soon to be free
Back at the inn
Now under Horde rule
I pretended to be NPC
They were nobody’s fool
I reached into my bags
For a Halloween mask
In hopes to blend in
I was killed for my task
I finally chatted
With GM’s online
Told them of the abuse
Then I started to Whine
Then I said “Go Obama”
Don’t know why I did that
But when I checked my mail
I had an Alliance/Horde Hat
When I equipped it
They all left me alone
No one would tease me
I was just free to roam
Attached to the hat
Was a letter of sorts
With best wishes saluted
For being a sport
The letter went on to say
When things get too tough
Just put on this hat
When enough is enough
I chatted the GM’s
One time to say thanks
I asked them if they had
Any other gifts for tanks
Next in my mail
I received a strange brew
When I drank it I grew
Just grew grew grew grew!
My attack power was ??
My Life was ?? Too
And now I had something
I wanted to do
I went back to the inn
Where the mighty Horde stank
I clicked on an ememy
And did /spank
Well I picked up the Tauren
Like a babe by his feet
And I spanked him with vigor
Through him out on the street
I said “you should have read
The fine print there in WOW”
He still tried to fight me
I was immune to the cow
I had powers beyond
What that cow ever knew
I hit /saw and
Cut him in two
He /spit me
And he still wasn’t dead
I used another strange spell
And cut off his head
He was only a pile
Of parts on the ground
And now he said sorry
It was all quite profound
I went through the realm
On another strange spree
I could steal others gold
And give it to me
What a feeling of power
I could not be defeated
Just then my laptop
Blew up.. Overheated
The moral of this
Glorious fight?
If I played left for dead
I was drinking my Tea
I had just logged in to my
M.M.O.R.P.G.
The realms were quite crowded
In fact mine was full
So I waited and waited
And I finally got through
The lag was atrocious
I was running in place
While an gnome ran in circles
With a smile on his face
When what to my wondering
Eyes should appear
We were under attack
I got cursed and then feared
I was dead in an instant
Released Spirit and ran
Came to life just in time
To die all over again
When I came to again
I was rescued quite right
By some well to do Warlocks
And an 80 Death Knight
The ushered me off
Until they all got sleeped
I ran to the river
Where I was summarily sheeped
The Horde they just laughed
As they toyed with my soul
They mind controlled, flayed me
Then they all /rolled
The winner got dibs
On taking me out
What a lame class the warrior
All I could do was Shout
This time I didn’t
Resurrect right away
Wouldn’t give them the pleasure
But they continued to stay
I came back to life
Behind a big tree
I selected the hearth
Waiting soon to be free
Back at the inn
Now under Horde rule
I pretended to be NPC
They were nobody’s fool
I reached into my bags
For a Halloween mask
In hopes to blend in
I was killed for my task
I finally chatted
With GM’s online
Told them of the abuse
Then I started to Whine
Then I said “Go Obama”
Don’t know why I did that
But when I checked my mail
I had an Alliance/Horde Hat
When I equipped it
They all left me alone
No one would tease me
I was just free to roam
Attached to the hat
Was a letter of sorts
With best wishes saluted
For being a sport
The letter went on to say
When things get too tough
Just put on this hat
When enough is enough
I chatted the GM’s
One time to say thanks
I asked them if they had
Any other gifts for tanks
Next in my mail
I received a strange brew
When I drank it I grew
Just grew grew grew grew!
My attack power was ??
My Life was ?? Too
And now I had something
I wanted to do
I went back to the inn
Where the mighty Horde stank
I clicked on an ememy
And did /spank
Well I picked up the Tauren
Like a babe by his feet
And I spanked him with vigor
Through him out on the street
I said “you should have read
The fine print there in WOW”
He still tried to fight me
I was immune to the cow
I had powers beyond
What that cow ever knew
I hit /saw and
Cut him in two
He /spit me
And he still wasn’t dead
I used another strange spell
And cut off his head
He was only a pile
Of parts on the ground
And now he said sorry
It was all quite profound
I went through the realm
On another strange spree
I could steal others gold
And give it to me
What a feeling of power
I could not be defeated
Just then my laptop
Blew up.. Overheated
The moral of this
Glorious fight?
If I played left for dead