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ShadowTiger
10-08-2008, 01:52 PM
http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3629/H_3629_09.jpg
This furniture store is selling beds, which aren't as interesting as...

http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3629/H_3629_10.jpg
...the cat levitating above the bed!


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http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3629/H_3629_15.jpg
Don't let the idiot kid write the menu...

http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3629/H_3629_16.jpg
...otherwise you'll end up with this unpleasant sounding salad.




Seriously, I love Headlines (http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/).
Trevelyan_06
10-08-2008, 02:38 PM
I loved watching his headlines when I watched TV. Really though, any more I don't watch TV on a regular basis so I haven't seen his headlines in a long time.
Cloral
10-09-2008, 03:53 PM
Headlines is, in my opinion, the only segment worth watching on the Tonight Show.

A few years ago they had one about a woman who had called the police to report a missing cat. She called them again later to inform them that the cat in her freezer was not the missing cat.

Or here's a collection of a few of them:
http://cybernetnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/headlines.jpg
http://www.fallacyfiles.org/Headline1.jpg
Shazza Dani
10-09-2008, 04:48 PM
Lawl "I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-mart or something."
aces2022
10-10-2008, 11:51 PM
Jay Leno is the man. I can't watch any other talk shows. Some of the Brits are funny...sometimes.
Daarkseid
10-11-2008, 01:15 AM
Jay Leno is the man. I can't watch any other talk shows. Some of the Brits are funny...sometimes.

Jay Leno is an unfunny piece of shit compared to Conan O'brien. Leno's only worthwhile segments are Jaywalking(less funny and more "god I want average people to fucking die") and then the Headlines.

One of my favorite headlines: "Police raid gunshop. Weapons found."
ShadowTiger
10-11-2008, 01:23 AM
Heh, indeed; and I'm just waiting for the "Cyclone tears through graveyard. Hundreds dead."

Craig Fergeson (Feck Spellin') isn't too bad himself, I think. Haven't seen him in a while though.
aces2022
10-11-2008, 05:13 AM
My bad, my bad, everybody sucks compared to Stephen Colbert. Makes fun of all politicians no matter who they are and always finds something new every show.
Daarkseid
10-11-2008, 05:14 AM
My bad, my bad, everybody sucks compared to Stephen Colbert. Makes fun of all politicians no matter who they are and always finds something new every show.

Now on this we would be in total agreement.