I desperately need...

[moocow]

...a sugar daddy.

Just for a few weeks. Unless you're paying off all my credit cards, then we'll talk.

Any takers?





Meh, you're all poor, too.

[Prrkitty]

Wish I was rich hon... I'd send ya some money <hug>.

[rock_nog]

Don't look at me, I'm in desperate need of a sugar daddy myself. Obviously, I'd much prefer a sugar momma, but I am way too poor to be picky at the moment.

[Modus Ponens]

I love Sugar Daddies. The last one I had was probably fifteen Halloweens ago.

[Cloral]

That's one of those candies that you have to think whether it actually exists anymore.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

We're ALL poor?

When I hit powerball, I'll save you.

In the meantime, what exactly are you needing a sugar daddy for?

[The_Amaster]

You know, I used to bowl like, an average of 40 points higher if I'd eaten a Sugar Daddy in the last half hour. Good times, good times.

[Modus Ponens]

Interesting, Amaster. I've often found that my fine motor control, and, thus, performance in certain sports, is much greater if I have moderate to low blood sugar.

[moocow]

We're ALL poor?

When I hit powerball, I'll save you.

In the meantime, what exactly are you needing a sugar daddy for?

Well, I lost something around 8 hours this week due to my hospital visit... Aaron also lost 10 hours because he called off the day I went... he's paranoid that we won't be able to pay rent tomorrow. I know we'll have enough for rent, I just don't think we'll have grocery money for the week lol.

HAHAHA

I laugh because I know it'll be okay. I'm just frustrated.

[The Desperado]

I'll be your sugar daddy, baby!

You know you love it when I sexually harass you.

[ZTC]

It's been a few years since I've had that candy. Hmmm... If I had money on my card, I'd send you $20 or so, but alas, payday is still another week away :(

[moocow]

I'll be your sugar daddy, baby!

You know you love it when I sexually harass you.

OH, DO I!

lol ;)

You're as broke as I am! I ain't sleepin with you unless you've got some dough. :p

[SUCCESSOR]

I'll take out a 10k signature loan and send it over.

[moocow]

SWEET.

10k would be PERFECT. lol.

[The_Amaster]

Geez, what do you buy as groceries? Veal and Caviar marinated in Gold sauce?

[SUCCESSOR]

SWEET.

10k would be PERFECT. lol.

If I gave you 10k I would so expect some hot sex in return!

I can't of course give you money cause I'm in debt and working at a what-a-burger at the moment. Sorry. Very, very sorry.

[The Desperado]

If I gave you 10k I would so expect some hot sex in return!

Don't you be hitting on my woman. I declare a thumb war!!!

[SUCCESSOR]

These thumbs have ~ 50,000 hours of training in video games! And that's just this week! I accept your duel sir! And you shall rue this day!

Also your just jealous cuz she thinks I'm uber sexy and likes me better! :P

[moocow]

Okay, kids, stop fighting and just give me money.

[SUCCESSOR]

Oh! but I need sex with you as much as you need money!