View Full Version : I desperately need...
moocow
07-31-2008, 06:43 PM
...a sugar daddy.
Just for a few weeks. Unless you're paying off all my credit cards, then we'll talk.
Any takers?
Meh, you're all poor, too.
Prrkitty
07-31-2008, 06:44 PM
Wish I was rich hon... I'd send ya some money <hug>.
rock_nog
07-31-2008, 07:03 PM
Don't look at me, I'm in desperate need of a sugar daddy myself. Obviously, I'd much prefer a sugar momma, but I am way too poor to be picky at the moment.
Modus Ponens
07-31-2008, 07:28 PM
I love Sugar Daddies. The last one I had was probably fifteen Halloweens ago.
Cloral
07-31-2008, 07:42 PM
That's one of those candies that you have to think whether it actually exists anymore.
ctrl-alt-delete
07-31-2008, 08:05 PM
We're ALL poor?
When I hit powerball, I'll save you.
In the meantime, what exactly are you needing a sugar daddy for?
The_Amaster
07-31-2008, 08:24 PM
You know, I used to bowl like, an average of 40 points higher if I'd eaten a Sugar Daddy in the last half hour. Good times, good times.
Modus Ponens
07-31-2008, 08:39 PM
Interesting, Amaster. I've often found that my fine motor control, and, thus, performance in certain sports, is much greater if I have moderate to low blood sugar.
moocow
07-31-2008, 08:48 PM
We're ALL poor?
When I hit powerball, I'll save you.
In the meantime, what exactly are you needing a sugar daddy for?
Well, I lost something around 8 hours this week due to my hospital visit... Aaron also lost 10 hours because he called off the day I went... he's paranoid that we won't be able to pay rent tomorrow. I know we'll have enough for rent, I just don't think we'll have grocery money for the week lol.
HAHAHA
I laugh because I know it'll be okay. I'm just frustrated.
The Desperado
07-31-2008, 09:11 PM
I'll be your sugar daddy, baby!
You know you love it when I sexually harass you.
It's been a few years since I've had that candy. Hmmm... If I had money on my card, I'd send you $20 or so, but alas, payday is still another week away :(
moocow
08-02-2008, 07:22 PM
I'll be your sugar daddy, baby!
You know you love it when I sexually harass you.
OH, DO I!
lol ;)
You're as broke as I am! I ain't sleepin with you unless you've got some dough. :p
SUCCESSOR
08-02-2008, 09:23 PM
I'll take out a 10k signature loan and send it over.
moocow
08-02-2008, 10:08 PM
SWEET.
10k would be PERFECT. lol.
The_Amaster
08-02-2008, 10:46 PM
Geez, what do you buy as groceries? Veal and Caviar marinated in Gold sauce?
SUCCESSOR
08-02-2008, 11:43 PM
SWEET.
10k would be PERFECT. lol.
If I gave you 10k I would so expect some hot sex in return!
I can't of course give you money cause I'm in debt and working at a what-a-burger at the moment. Sorry. Very, very sorry.
The Desperado
08-03-2008, 12:53 AM
If I gave you 10k I would so expect some hot sex in return!
Don't you be hitting on my woman. I declare a thumb war!!!
SUCCESSOR
08-03-2008, 07:47 AM
These thumbs have ~ 50,000 hours of training in video games! And that's just this week! I accept your duel sir! And you shall rue this day!
Also your just jealous cuz she thinks I'm uber sexy and likes me better! :P
moocow
08-03-2008, 10:56 PM
Okay, kids, stop fighting and just give me money.
SUCCESSOR
08-04-2008, 06:53 AM
Oh! but I need sex with you as much as you need money!
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