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Prrkitty
07-22-2008, 02:50 PM
Not my comments in the ()'s ...

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .

(Hardly seems worth the effort.)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work.)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home... What the... ?!")

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

SpacemanDan
07-22-2008, 02:58 PM
How does being a lefty change how long you live? O_o That's just weird... (I'm a lefty, for te record.)

That's alot of random stuff. Wow...Just wow. Thanks for sharing! :D

The_Amaster
07-22-2008, 03:30 PM
Probably just statistical.


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Now...how to manipulate this latent but powerful energy into a superweapon that only I can control MUAHAHAHAHAH...erm, I mean, ummm....crap...

rock_nog
07-22-2008, 04:32 PM
Go on a steady diet of Taco Bell, and learn to hold in your farts. Using the very conservative estimates of the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima, you'd generate the equivalent energy of 155 tons of TNT a month.

Oh, and now I at least know why pigs don't do anything but roll around in the mud all day.

Aegix Drakan
07-22-2008, 04:40 PM
Hahaha, thanks Prr! Some of those were quite interesting.

But how the hell do we know that dolphins have sex for pleasure? Did they tell us, or something?



(I'm a lefty, for te record.)


YEAH! High five, my fellow lefty! :highfive:

Shazza Dani
07-22-2008, 04:59 PM
Hahaha, thanks Prr! Some of those were quite interesting.

But how the hell do we know that dolphins have sex for pleasure?


Maybe the male pulls out and skeets on the female's face...? Clearly they're not trying to reproduce in that situation.

MasterSwordUltima
07-22-2008, 05:26 PM
Humans can have orgasms for well over eight hours, you just have to learn how to do it.

Also, I'm lefty too. :D

ZTC
07-22-2008, 10:47 PM
rock_nog, it doesn't work. I've eaten Taco Bell 5 days a week twice a day for the past 3 years. Though, I should point out that Kankakee County has a bad smell to it...

I'm ambidextrious, so how does that affect me? :p Also, the only thing I can't do too well with my left hand is write, but it's still quite ledgable.

The_Amaster
07-22-2008, 11:19 PM
I'd say you split it halfway. The math gets more complicated with people like me however, who are completely ambidextrous with simple actions like throwing and most other things, but can only write with one hand (right in my case).
I don't even want to calculate all the percentages and tallies.
...welll, I enjoy a challenge, maybe I do.

Russ
07-22-2008, 11:34 PM
That was pure gold! Thank you so much for sharing that. *Goes to post at Pure ZC*

MasterSwordUltima
07-23-2008, 08:13 PM
That was pure gold! Thank you so much for sharing that. *Goes to post at Pure ZC*

Somewhere, an angel just lost its wings.

Sute
07-26-2008, 11:45 AM
Score! I'm right-handed. Plus women live like.. 7 years longer than men as it is. That's another Awesome dose to me.

Except I would be LONELY. :C

SUCCESSOR
07-27-2008, 01:40 AM
I'm pretty sure I got this exact thing in my email 10 years ago.



But how the hell do we know that dolphins have sex for pleasure? Did they tell us, or something?

So people have consensual sex with wild dolphins. I read a very descriptive website about how to interact with dolphins in such a way that they actually initiate sexual intercourse. Since I read it I have dreamed of having a prehensile penis. Zoophilia: it's bests incest!


Humans can have orgasms for well over eight hours, you just have to learn how to do it.

Mmmmmmhmmmmmmm...!