The Desperado
07-10-2008, 01:52 PM
...I finally reached 1,000 posts.
Since I have reached the coveted 1,000th post, I decided to look back on my time here at AGN.
I was first introduced to AGN my junior year in high school. Warlord, Moocow, Glitch, and Goat (aka: Goatboy and Snowcock) and I all went to school together and I got into ZC. So I joined AGN and became a regular. However, I desired power and influence. So I decided to take over AGN, for fun.
That's right. Long before Glenn and other imitators, it was I who originally tried to take over AGN. All those who followed were just posers. I created the Buttlotion Empire and soon, with Goat at my side, we findangled impressionable noobs to join our evil cause. Of course, we really had no “strategy” as to how to take over AGN, so we just resorted to sophomoric pranks and annoying other members.
Also during this time I was doing the Buttlotion flavor lists. Halfway popular back in the day. Meatloaf still remains the top selling flavor.
The Buttlotion Empire eventually died out and I took a hiatus for awhile. Upon return, Goat and I started a pseudo war. We had planned to do an actual ladder match that we would record and post, but it never happened.
After that I've been off and on over the past couple years. I went to college and got busy with the whole drinking and passing out all the time thing. I'm back for now.
To quote some random rap I used to put a noob in his place back in the day, “I am the original AGN badass.”
Since I have reached the coveted 1,000th post, I decided to look back on my time here at AGN.
I was first introduced to AGN my junior year in high school. Warlord, Moocow, Glitch, and Goat (aka: Goatboy and Snowcock) and I all went to school together and I got into ZC. So I joined AGN and became a regular. However, I desired power and influence. So I decided to take over AGN, for fun.
That's right. Long before Glenn and other imitators, it was I who originally tried to take over AGN. All those who followed were just posers. I created the Buttlotion Empire and soon, with Goat at my side, we findangled impressionable noobs to join our evil cause. Of course, we really had no “strategy” as to how to take over AGN, so we just resorted to sophomoric pranks and annoying other members.
Also during this time I was doing the Buttlotion flavor lists. Halfway popular back in the day. Meatloaf still remains the top selling flavor.
The Buttlotion Empire eventually died out and I took a hiatus for awhile. Upon return, Goat and I started a pseudo war. We had planned to do an actual ladder match that we would record and post, but it never happened.
After that I've been off and on over the past couple years. I went to college and got busy with the whole drinking and passing out all the time thing. I'm back for now.
To quote some random rap I used to put a noob in his place back in the day, “I am the original AGN badass.”