Beldaran
05-07-2008, 07:17 PM
Big Sex has expelled smart new stork ideas from the classroom.
But what they forgot, was that every generation has its REBEL.
Ben blows the horn on suppression! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ThQQuHtzHM)
I really think it's a tragedy that Stork Theory doesn't get taught in school, along with Sex Theory. It's unfair! How can they just silence a vocal group just for being different?
Why Sex Theory is clearly wrong:
- Sex Theory is just a THEORY! No one has actually observed a baby appearing during sex!
- The stork is NOT just a theory! We know that it exists!
- It is highly improbable that a baby can be created from the random collision between a sperm and an egg cell
- Do you really want to believe that you are the result of dumb, blind chance, rather than a loving and nurturing stork?
- I have never observed a so-called sperm cell or egg cell. Have you?
- It's an insult to my value as a human being to think that I am a random accident, caused by nasty things people only do in their bedrooms
- Sex violates the second law of thermodynamics. There is no way a perfect baby can be made from a random, gooey mess
- Where are all the transitional forms? If it is true that sperm cells turn into babies, we should see stuff like sperm with arms and legs or babies with a large tail to swim around
- How was the first sperm created? Sex Theory proponents can't answer this question, which is but one of many holes in their Sex Theory religion
But what they forgot, was that every generation has its REBEL.
Ben blows the horn on suppression! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ThQQuHtzHM)
I really think it's a tragedy that Stork Theory doesn't get taught in school, along with Sex Theory. It's unfair! How can they just silence a vocal group just for being different?
Why Sex Theory is clearly wrong:
- Sex Theory is just a THEORY! No one has actually observed a baby appearing during sex!
- The stork is NOT just a theory! We know that it exists!
- It is highly improbable that a baby can be created from the random collision between a sperm and an egg cell
- Do you really want to believe that you are the result of dumb, blind chance, rather than a loving and nurturing stork?
- I have never observed a so-called sperm cell or egg cell. Have you?
- It's an insult to my value as a human being to think that I am a random accident, caused by nasty things people only do in their bedrooms
- Sex violates the second law of thermodynamics. There is no way a perfect baby can be made from a random, gooey mess
- Where are all the transitional forms? If it is true that sperm cells turn into babies, we should see stuff like sperm with arms and legs or babies with a large tail to swim around
- How was the first sperm created? Sex Theory proponents can't answer this question, which is but one of many holes in their Sex Theory religion