My Beautiful Mommy

[Blisspath]

This book may replace Rainbow Fish as the worst children's book of all time. It teaches children how to deal with the crisis when mommy gets a new set of hooters.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/132240

[phattonez]

She's only beautiful when she gets the job done.:rolleyes:

[Beldaran]

Not as good as this one. (http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456). =D

[rock_nog]

Not as good as this one. (http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456). =D
LMAO at the Amazon recommendations. I swear, 9 pages of children's books about pooping. Which, in itself, isn't amusing, but combined with the heading "Customers who bought this also bought," it's priceless - just how many children's books on pooping does one person need!?

[AlphaDawg]

Not as good as this one. (http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456). =DHow exactly does an apple poop? Are the seeds (or a worm perhaps?) inside supposed to be poop? Or is the apple the poop of the apple tree? Or am I thinking too much into this?

As for there being 9 pages children's books about pooping, I guess kids going through Sigmund Freud's anal stage of psychosexual development (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_stage) is a bigger demographic than any of us thought...