Dreams...

[ctrl-alt-delete]

What are some dreams that you have had lately that you remember? What would have happened if it were real life?


Last night, I seriously had a dream that my wife showed up at this party with some random fucking guy, and she was sitting on his lap.

I was like, "What the Fuck?!"

Without even thinking about it, I punched him hard as fuck in the face, instantly breaking his nose.

He fell to the ground with his legs rolled up behind him...so I grabbed him by his wrists and stuck my foot against his throat and pushed with everything that I had in me, strangling the fuck out of him.

After turning completely fucking blue, and being within an inch of his life, I finally let go...


If it were real life, I would not have let go. :)

Moral of the story? Do not fuck with me or my wife.

[Beldaran]

What are some dreams that you have had lately that you remember? What would have happened if it were real life?


Last night, I seriously had a dream that my wife showed up at this party with some random fucking guy, and she was sitting on his lap.

I was like, "What the Fuck?!"

Without even thinking about it, I punched him hard as fuck in the face, instantly breaking his nose.

He fell to the ground with his legs rolled up behind him...so I grabbed him by his wrists and stuck my foot against his throat and pushed with everything that I had in me, strangling the fuck out of him.

After turning completely fucking blue, and being within an inch of his life, I finally let go...


If it were real life, I would not have let go. :)

Moral of the story? Do not fuck with me or my wife.

[backs away slowly]

I don't dream much anymore. If I do have dreams, they are usually just dreams in which I'm doing something mundane like my homework, which sucks because then I have to wake up and do actual homework.

I wish there was some way to force myself to have wild sex dreams everynight so I would wake up covered in sweat and feeling like a million bucks. Sadly, I know of no such technique.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

[backs away slowly]

I don't dream much anymore. If I do have dreams, they are usually just dreams in which I'm doing something mundane like my homework, which sucks because then I have to wake up and do actual homework.

I wish there was some way to force myself to have wild sex dreams everynight so I would wake up covered in sweat and feeling like a million bucks. Sadly, I know of no such technique.

Yeah, I forgot to mention that I was pulling on his arms for leverage...

Have you tried listening to porno while you sleep? Girls moaning?

I bet that would work.

I do not know why you would want to do that though...because you would probably have to jack off every morning...which would get lame pretty quick.

Orgasm's are much better before bed.

[phattonez]

Well, you could force lucid dreams. There are techniques that you can find online. I would like to try it, but I always forget so it never happens. I've only had one, and then I think I got too excited and woke up.

[ShadowTiger]

Have you tried listening to porno while you sleep? Girls moaning?Last time I did this, I got eaten by a zombie that was only somewhat more sexy than what a zombie tends to appear by.

"They moaned, and ate each other."
"They were zombies."
~Bash.org

[phattonez]

Oh, this came out of nowhere. I had a semi-sex dream (yeah, no sex at all, more like stripping) with Meg Griffin. The only thing is she became a real person and she wasn't too ugly. Now I hate Meg bashing on Family Guy.