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The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 08:52 PM
So has anyone else tried this mission yet? You know, the on where the new guy comes in, casts mind control over the old king and ursurps the kingdom, then moves in all his own henchmen?
Any ideas how to beat this guy?

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 08:53 PM
I heard that you could try to flood the king/new guy with replies from all his enemies at once.

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 08:53 PM
not really... it could take a lot of skill...

and a lot of power too.

Joe123
04-01-2008, 08:56 PM
Ugh it's so pathetic.

D'yu think he was allowed to do this or just hacked the site again?

phattonez
04-01-2008, 08:56 PM
I heard that only the GM can beat the mission. Something about having the masamune.

Dark Knight
04-01-2008, 08:58 PM
You'd need to somehow surround the king with the blood of 50 virgins and read a verse from the necronomicon, which verse though, I do not remember.

You earn 5,000 XP and a Masamune for completing this quest though.

Pineconn
04-01-2008, 08:59 PM
Don't worry. The, er... "Opposite-of-Light" Dragon just logged in and everything will be taken care of... unless he is in this joke too. ^_^

phattonez
04-01-2008, 08:59 PM
Ahh, see all this time I figured that it was the blood of 50 decidedly feminine men. I'll start over then.

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:00 PM
I think that maybe if a large amount of his enemies were to bunch together, they might be able to overpower him, possible with their own mind control abilities.

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:01 PM
Indeed, but where else can we find a Masamune, and how to wield it?
For that matter, who here's good at mind control?

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:01 PM
or recruit more allies...

this should be a fun mission for sure

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:03 PM
For that matter, who here's good at mind control?
I believe a certain dragon we know of might be able to.

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:03 PM
If we can get DD on our side, our numbers' power will greatly increase.

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:04 PM
Indeed. If the emperor hasn't gotten to him first.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 09:05 PM
I think that the dragon failed. We tried with him yesterday but to no avail.

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:06 PM
Indeed. If the emperor hasn't gotten to him first.
Hm, good point. However, there must be somebody skilled enough for the job lying around.

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:07 PM
*Amaster42, Master Maniac, Pineconn, phattonez, russadwan, Joe123, Dark Dragon, and bobrocks95 combined to form ANARCHY*

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:08 PM
Perhaps the warlord of the eastern lands can help us. Although something tells us if he could, he would've.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 09:08 PM
I could do the quest, but for some reason the game keeps kicking me.

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:09 PM
what do those of us do that are low-level and have little power in the kingdom?

will we be forced to attack from afar?

Dark Knight
04-01-2008, 09:10 PM
You will be our first line of attack. You'll act as shields to protect the strongest of us from his brutal attacks.

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:12 PM
You will be our first line of attack. You'll act as shields to protect the strongest of us from his brutal attacks.
So, where do I fit in?

Dark Knight
04-01-2008, 09:13 PM
You'll have to be the healer. No Raid is complete without the healer.

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:13 PM
=(

can we at least borrow some powerful weapons?

the front line needs to be well supplied, so we can keep the stronger ones alive longer

Dark Knight
04-01-2008, 09:18 PM
You can all have [Bulwark of the Interwebs]. It's a pretty strong shield and should last just long enough to wear the king out.

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:19 PM
can you explain how i would use this item?

bigjoe
04-01-2008, 09:21 PM
I bestow upon you, the Triforce ?BOMBS?

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:24 PM
Well, Odin has said that he holds the power of unkillable replication, so he can swarm the oppressor.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 09:24 PM
The double talk has seriously faded here.

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:25 PM
oh hey found your hideout gonna go tell Dad

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:26 PM
*STABS FIRA BEFORE HE RUNS OUT THE DOOR*

You mind cleaning this up for me Amaster?

Dark Knight
04-01-2008, 09:27 PM
The double talk has seriously faded here.

That it has, but meh.

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:27 PM
Strike us down Fira, and we we will rise up more powerful than before.

And Phattonez, yeah, I noticed it too, but ah well.

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:28 PM
oh hey found your hideout gonna go tell Dad
Quick, somebody grab him quickly!

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:30 PM
Quick, somebody grab him quickly!

I already stabbed him... What more do we need?

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:31 PM
I already stabbed him... What more do we need?
Well, stab him again!

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:32 PM
i know!

*pokes fira's dead body with a stick*

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:32 PM
I'm stabbing, I'm stabbing!

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:33 PM
...wtf

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:33 PM
yu guys are weird

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:34 PM
*The Amaster lifts Fira's body with a wave of of his hand, and slams him into a wall*

One down, two to go.

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:34 PM
He's still alive! And he double posted!

But ya, this thread lost it's original purpose.

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:35 PM
ok dumb question... who's the other 2?

i knew fira was having too much fun around here...

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:35 PM
you guys went from bitching to roleplaying, and neither gets anything done
you should probably come up with some kind of plan to take these guys down
i want to help

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:37 PM
...


help...?

but i thought you were against us...?

how do we know you wont turn against us in the middle of this?

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:37 PM
You're one of them, and therefore are forbidden from joining Le Resistance!

And I think the other two are Lightnin-Z and Glenn

Majora
04-01-2008, 09:37 PM
But I need a host! I'm just a mask :(

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:38 PM
Is it just me, or is this thread accumulating posts at light speed?

Anyway, I don't trust Fira. I say we kick him out, and don't tell him our plans.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 09:39 PM
Fira, all you have to do is destroy Glenn.

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:39 PM
you cant kick me out im an smod im like snape you dont know whos side im on becasue you are blinded by personal prejudices and homosexuality

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:41 PM
wait wait

lets hear fira's plan

we dont have to tell him anything

because this seems to have gotten more interesting now

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:41 PM
Research shows Glenn has a small hole in his backside that if we were to fire a missile up would set off a chain reaction killing him in an explosion of light.
I need volunteers.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 09:41 PM
Fira is on my side because he loves me.

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:42 PM
Is it just me, or is this thread accumulating posts at light speed?

It's not just you.

But I need a host! I'm just a mask :(
Fine, take Fira.

you cant kick me out im an smod im like snape you dont know whos side im on becasue you are blinded by personal prejudices and homosexuality
He's right. At least, about being a mod and not being able to be kicked out. Maybe we should give him a chance.

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:42 PM
i dont have a plan im kinda dumb thats why i go along with glenn and lightninz

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:42 PM
you cant kick me out im an smod im like snape you dont know whos side im on becasue you are blinded by personal prejudices and homosexuality

pitiful attempt at flaming.

and so, i say we listen to what you have planned and decide what we do about you from there.

first a question.

why do you want to help?

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:44 PM
Research shows Glenn has a small hole in his backside that if we were to fire a missile up would set off a chain reaction killing him in an explosion of light.
I need volunteers.
Wait, what does Glenn look like? All I can see is Breaker's avatar with an X over it.

BTW, there is now no doubt who will win the most notorious banned member award in the 2008 Superlatives.

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:44 PM
why do you want me to help?

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:44 PM
*begrudgingly*
Alright we can hear Fira out. We want you because your Glenn's flunky and he (kinda) trusts you. What information do you bring to the table, Fira?

phattonez
04-01-2008, 09:44 PM
Looks like Fira has a motive for destroying the aristocracy.

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:44 PM
Research shows Glenn has a small hole in his backside that if we were to fire a missile up would set off a chain reaction killing him in an explosion of light.
I need volunteers.

But the thermal exhaust port is way too small! No one could get a missile in there!

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:46 PM
Research shows Glenn has a small hole in his backside that if we were to fire a missile up would set off a chain reaction killing him in an explosion of light.
I need volunteers.

can i be the missile?


and does anyone have access to the database's files? (hacking lol)

see we could go in and hack their profiles, delete them and turn of the register thing for a while

then we mess around with some stuff

and they will have no power anymore =)

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:46 PM
one time i came home late and i was hammered and i thoguht i was going into my room where my girlfiren was but i went into my grandmas room and we got in on and now im not sure if i can ever be attracted to females again and im jealous of people who can so i hate lightninz

Majora
04-01-2008, 09:47 PM
Fira needs this avatar as a token of his 'omg Majora possesed me"-ness:

http://i28.tinypic.com/34jd3wl.jpg

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:47 PM
But the thermal exhaust port is way too small! No one could get a missile in there!
I say we latch Majora on him, and then while he's distracted, we launch the missile up the exhaust port.

By the way, I hope all of this gets archived after the day's over.

Majora
04-01-2008, 09:48 PM
This post was going to have something but it was going a bit overboard >_o

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:48 PM
Remember, you have to turn off your targeting computer.

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:49 PM
Remember, you have to turn off your targeting computer.
But neither ZC nor SE have a the force. :(

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:50 PM
se has the force bitch

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:50 PM
one time i came home late and i was hammered and i thoguht i was going into my room where my girlfiren was but i went into my grandmas room and we got in on and now im not sure if i can ever be attracted to females again and im jealous of people who can so i hate lightninz

oh god fira i hope this isnt true...


ok so about the hacking?

Fira
04-01-2008, 09:51 PM
u cant hack we are hack safe like lightning-z.com so sotp trying or we wil band you

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:51 PM
se has the force bitch
Oh. Please excuse my ignorance.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 09:52 PM
I think that this thread has shifted from "Overthrow Glenn" to "So..."

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 09:52 PM
I knew it. I knew it. I knew he was still with them.

And we're still the overthrow Glenn thread. Our metaphors have just changed, that's all.

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:53 PM
I agree with Amaster, Fira is still acting WAY to loyal to them, as he is standing up for them.

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:54 PM
yeah...

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:54 PM
I think that this thread has shifted from "Overthrow Glenn" to "So..."
I think you're right.

I agree with Amaster, Fira is still acting WAY to loyal to them, as he is standing up for them.
You know, I think he's right.

Pineconn
04-01-2008, 09:56 PM
The only thing I can complain about is that "So..." was locked. Fira, if you want to show us your loyalty, unlock "So..." in General Discussion. I'll give you a programmer cookie if you do.

bobrocks95
04-01-2008, 09:56 PM
I say we make one final assault. Everyone that we have garnered into this thread make a new thread in every section showing your hatred towards Glen. GO!!!

Russ
04-01-2008, 09:58 PM
I say we make one final assault. Everyone that we have garnered into this thread make a new thread in every section showing your hatred towards Glen. GO!!!
Agreed! I want to see how the one in GB turns out. :D

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 09:59 PM
good idea

Russ
04-01-2008, 10:11 PM
They've killed bobrocks! The fiends! Revolt!

Pineconn
04-01-2008, 10:23 PM
I've been informed that War Lord really did sell the rights to AGN to Glenn the Great. :( I posted official information on the Zelda Classic website (www.zeldaclassic.com). Please, check it out.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 10:24 PM
That was an obvious roll, Pineconn.

Russ
04-01-2008, 10:24 PM
Wait, Glenn really is in control!? Oops. Wait, is this a prank too?

Pineconn
04-01-2008, 10:29 PM
That was an obvious roll, Pineconn.

I know. I had very little time to do it, unfortunately. I would have done it more efficiently had I known earlier what is REALLY going on behind the whole Glenn the Great thing.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 10:30 PM
So now you know what is really going on?

Russ
04-01-2008, 10:33 PM
Wait, is this or is this not a prank?

Pineconn
04-01-2008, 10:34 PM
I'm not telling quite yet! I'll just say that everything is being managed by someone we wouldn't expect....

phattonez
04-01-2008, 10:36 PM
It's Glenn right?

bobrocks95#2
04-01-2008, 10:37 PM
OH, MY GOD.

It took a while..... *HACK*... but I'm back from *WHEEZE* the dead.... What did I *PUKE OUT LEFT LUNG* miss?

MasterSwordUltima
04-01-2008, 10:37 PM
So I'm pretty sure we're all dead.

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 10:38 PM
It's Glenn right?

no we already expect him.

its someone obvious, but trusted. idk who, but that would be my guess.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 10:39 PM
Only Bel would have this much time to blow on AGN.

Pineconn
04-01-2008, 10:39 PM
its someone obvious, but trusted.

Yup, completely correct.

...But who? ;)

bobrocks95#2
04-01-2008, 10:39 PM
PINECONN! RUSSADWAN! DARK DRAGON! UMM.... DARK NATION! THE LATE BOBROCKS95 THE FIRST!

MasterSwordUltima
04-01-2008, 10:41 PM
bobrocks is actually...

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 10:42 PM
lol you should have named yourself bobzombie95 =)

and by how pineconn's acting, this info could get him in trouble...

so there are a few choices.

its either pineconn, or one of his superiors.

(sorry pineconn but i have to see it from every angle)

MasterSwordUltima
04-01-2008, 10:45 PM
Actually, it could be anyone. Pineconn has infinite pineconn dollars, so really...anything is possible. Also, Belderan's plane went down over the pacific,so its not him.

Master Maniac
04-01-2008, 10:46 PM
im a little more suspicious of pineconn now. the link on the ZC page leads to a song on youtube. an old, gay one too. (sorry if you like the song)

bobrocks95#2
04-01-2008, 10:49 PM
Damn it. I've been Rick Rolled literally about 10 times today. I fell sad on the inside. *CRY*.

Pineconn
04-01-2008, 10:52 PM
That would be funny if I were behind this. But unfortunately I'm not.

I'll just say that it isn't an administrator. :sly:

master00maniac
04-01-2008, 11:00 PM
god that sucked. they banned the old me.

its MM btw lol

master00maniac
04-01-2008, 11:04 PM
so pineconn, why cant/wont you say whos really behind this?

and is there any chance of compromise with them...?

not thinking of joining but this is kinda rediculous.

master00maniac
04-01-2008, 11:19 PM
ok yeah im triple-posting but i think its god dammned well worth it.

bobrocks, and dark knight(i think thats right) and i are the last lines of defense to this place!

AGN used to be great! now look what its turned into?

and you are just going to let it go??

delete your old profiles if youre banned, so you can re-register, and existing fighters, speak up.

i wont give up until AGN is how it should be.
you guys shouldnt euther.
im staying to fight. no matter how many times i have to re-register, i will fight this.

will you join me? or will you give up? say youre in if you still want to fight. if youre going to accept the sour smell of defeat, then just walk away.

but the more power we gain, the easier it will be to make AGN right again.

you guys wanna help?

then say youre in. im making a list.

Pineconn
04-01-2008, 11:22 PM
Dude, everything is being reverted back to normal. It was a clever April Fool's joke run by the staff.

master00maniac
04-01-2008, 11:26 PM
aw seriously?

come on...

and here i thought it would be an all-out raid...

i would have loved to be part of the resistance =)

lol

Dechipher
04-02-2008, 02:45 AM
I just want you guys to know that I love you and when I saw that this thread was in SE I got a warm feeling inside.