Breaker, I am calling you out!

[Glenn the Great]

Now that I am your overlord, are you going to worship me, or are you going to suck dick like always?

Both options lead here.

http://blowmebreaker.ytmnd.com/

[phattonez]

Breaker is banning people.

I need Chandra all night.

[Zelda64Gld]

I HAERD TAHT FATTONEZ HSA A BGI STIKC UP HSI ASS ADN ONYL SOEMOEN AS MANYL AS BRAEKRE WIHT HSI HTO BISXEUAL POLRA BAER BDOY CNA PLLU IT OTU BTU TAHTS OLNY WAHT I HAERD!!!111

[Breaker]

Glenn, get a fucking life. How old are you, like 30 now? You've spent the last 10 years trying to "take over" this little piece of cyberspace. If you weren't such a pussy you would have killed yourself already over how pathetic you are. Get over yourself and move out of your parents basement. The world is much bigger than AGN.

[Glenn the Great]

All Gods have to create their following somewhere. What better than a place called Armageddon? With the new rules of Zelda Classic, I will be able to subliminally take over the minds of its users. 10 years I have toiled, but all of my work has not been in vain. You see, I am a forgiving God. I am willing to give you a chance to remain at this community, if only you bow before me. I will forever reign as AGN's supreme ruler, whether you like it or not.

[Mitsukara]

Don't you dare talk that way to Glenn! When he makes me a moderator I'll ban you and edit your posts to say that Sega will release the ultimate 256 bit system to defeat the competition (except Nintendo)!

[lightnin-z]

Brekar. I think its should be you to get a life. For maney days. people have complained abiut you bannign then for nor eason. Mabe we shuld ban you for no reason?

[phattonez]

How is Glenn still here? Can't we just arrest him or something already?

And damn you Glenn for taking away my picture of soap on a rope.

[lightnin-z]

i never rellly lieked yuou fat tony ez. your'e baned

[Lilith]

posting in GB

[rock_nog]

Never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down,
never gonna run around and desert you,
never gonna make you cry,
never gonna say goodbye,
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Regardless of what is going on...that sound bite was fucking HILARIOUS.

I seriously cried.

For those not in the know, here is the original...which was a REAL phone call from Glenn to moocow.

www.glennthegreat.ytmnd.com

"So I can tell him to blow me..."

Fucking classic.

[rock_nog]

Truly epic

http://glenthegreatremix.ytmnd.com/

[phattonez]

Guys, I'm back for some reason. Now I will get my revenge on AGN for allowing this to happen!

EDIT: Now I see we have some censorship going on. I'm all for it. All hail this new age!

[Fira]

phat i thoughy u were banned i am gonna have to do it again

[phattonez]

Ban me? Ban you! Glenn, Glenn, ayudame.

EDIT: I just thought of something. This is GB. I don't have to act like a pussy whipped bitch. Fuck you Fira. You'll be gone in time.

[Zaphod Q. IX]

http://glenthegreatremix.ytmnd.com/
that's fucking great. Being gone for 4 years, I sorta missed that one.

[Fira]

fatonez i would not be so sur eif i were you i have the mod powers you dont so shut thefuck up

[phattonez]

Fira just has it out for me. I have no respect for the regime when it takes away "So..."

[moocow]

Truly epic

http://glenthegreatremix.ytmnd.com/

AHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD

And my boyfriend is looking at me like, "What the fuck? Who wants you all night?"

hahahahahaha

[Zelda64Gld]

LAT-LED-NTRCL-HSIFT-ABT-SCE!!!!11

RU THO DRIENF EMAD EM STUM TEL EM EVIG ETH EAVH VEVIR FO EHSAM1!!

[Mitsukara]

Why isn't Breaker banned for being a doodoohead yet? You don't have to take this from him :(

[Zelda64Gld]

NEGLN CKSU GBI RYIAH OOSME CKOC1!!!!

DNA GINTTEG VIVER FO EMSHA!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

[Zelda64Gld]

FEJENINR HSUT PU OUY PDUSTI CHITB!!!111111

[phattonez]

FEJENINR HSUT PU OUY PDUSTI CHITB!!!111111

Well that was just mean. She tries to help you and you call her a bitch.

[Zelda64Gld]

PTTONEZ YUO ERA NTONIHG BTU SUTIPD QIUKCE FRO GNONADROF!!!1

[phattonez]

Quicke? What's that? Also, it should be "nothing but a" not "nothing but."

[ShadowTiger]

It's useless. He has transcended the art of typo and has ascended to a new language entirely his own. Dare we not even attempt to utter its mystifying name, lest our very tongues protest in the unpronouncable.

[Zelda64Gld]

AHAH11! SHDOWTEGIR YUOR CARZY BAERD MEKAS EM WNAT OT PKUE!!!11
OG EB WTIH PAHONTTEZ ADN MKAE DOKNEY LVOE!!111

[phattonez]

What's donkey love and ST is a guy, and I'm not gay; I see a problem.

Zelda64Gld is a little 7 year old girl. Proof? Do you really need it?

[Zelda64Gld]

]TIHS PICUTRE SI OF UYO ADN YUOR HUBSAND YSE????////


http://seawifs.gsfc.nasa.gov/OCEAN_PLANET/SQUID/clyde_squid_table.jpg

[phattonez]

That's a big ass squid.

[Mitsukara]

Every time I see his face, I think back with woe to when I cheated on Glenn with him. And to think I hurt Phattonez' marriage, too :(

Although, he was really good at triple penetration... damn! What am I thinking!

[Fira]

you our sick in the head and also tails does not ware glasses you would know that if you ever played video games