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Glenn the Great
04-01-2008, 12:43 AM
For those of you not already in the know, Warlord, due to financial issues, has sold AGN to Lightning-Z.

I guess not enough of you assholes signed up for premium membership, and Warlord's rap career was not worth a shit, so it was sell AGN, or keep AGN and not be able to feed his new wife. He chose her over all of you, even though he has known us for years. It is just like I have been trying to tell you all along...Warlord does not give a shit about us, and he would betray us in a heartbeat.

Since I am now an administrator, here is the new TOS.

1. Piss me off, get banned.

Thank you for your time.

phattonez
04-01-2008, 12:46 AM
Hey look, Glenn is back, and he's just as desperately lonely as ever. Glenn, have you ever thought of getting a friend?

System Error
04-01-2008, 12:48 AM
Glenn the Great? More like Men Are Great.

Fira
04-01-2008, 12:59 AM
haha you guys think you are funny but gleen knows how to manage a site unlike your frind WHORE lord

Masamune
04-01-2008, 01:02 AM
I happen to like my frind whore lord. But I also like gleen. I'm torn. :(

Kairyu
04-01-2008, 01:04 AM
I miss Zelda64GLD.

Beldaran
04-01-2008, 01:09 AM
omg epic thread.

Fira
04-01-2008, 01:11 AM
omg epic thread.

stop

Masamune
04-01-2008, 01:12 AM
stop

HAMMER TIME! :o

Zelda64Gld
04-01-2008, 01:26 AM
THSI WOUDL BE COOL ECXEPT GLENN TEH GRAET IS A BIG FAGGTO!!!111 ASLO WHOERLRODS WIEF IS FAT.


k?

Glenn the Great
04-01-2008, 01:37 AM
I unbanned you so that you could call me a FAGGTO?

Worship me, or be banned.

Zelda64Gld
04-01-2008, 01:40 AM
FUKC YUO GOAT FUCKRE!!!111

bigjoe
04-01-2008, 01:42 AM
Alright, Glenn, you're going down!

It's Morphin' Time!

Tyrannosaurus!

Prepare to meet your end!

Skulkraken
04-01-2008, 01:43 AM
Glenn hacked the forum again, didn't he?

Fira
04-01-2008, 01:44 AM
no you fool he bought it it is all legitimate all hail gleen. .

Skulkraken
04-01-2008, 02:10 AM
Never!

Go back under the rock you crawled out from, Glenn.

Fira
04-01-2008, 02:12 AM
did you not read the post we bought it

Skulkraken
04-01-2008, 02:14 AM
Prove it.

Fira
04-01-2008, 02:15 AM
i cant i am just an smod

Yoshiman
04-01-2008, 02:34 AM
Alright, Glenn, you're going down!

It's Morphin' Time!

Tyrannosaurus!

Prepare to meet your end!
Ohshi-


Now it's serious.

Dechipher
04-01-2008, 02:37 AM
Haha. Just waiting for WL to come in and ban you, Glenn.

Glenn the Great
04-01-2008, 02:39 AM
What do you not understand?

WL SOLD AGN.

Here, maybe a ban for yourself will change your mind.

Modus Ponens
04-01-2008, 02:58 AM
This is confusing. Can I be banned too?

Zaphod Q. IX
04-01-2008, 02:58 AM
:eyebrow:

Modus Ponens
04-01-2008, 03:07 AM
No, srsly, so there's the Glenn the Great with no avatar, and then there's the Glenn the Great with Brekkar's av plus a red X, and then there's this Fira, who at first seems to be L-Z, but a bit more... sapient. All these new characters! Suddenly life is fun again.

Also, I just got the Final Fantasy Tactics PSP remake, so that helps too.

Glenn the Great
04-01-2008, 03:08 AM
This is confusing. Can I be banned too?

Not unless you break the rule of the TOS.

Skulkraken
04-01-2008, 03:32 AM
Go away Glenn. You and your TOS mean nothing to me.

GamerMan
04-01-2008, 04:01 AM
Hey look, Glenn is back, and he's just as desperately lonely as ever. Glenn, have you ever thought of getting a friend?

Phatlozer shut it.

XMuppetSB
04-01-2008, 08:09 AM
OH NO! Glenn has hacked the forums yet again!:thumbsdn:

Glenn the Great
04-01-2008, 08:53 AM
OH NO! Glenn has hacked the forums yet again!:thumbsdn:

I have given you an infraction for breaking the TOS of AGN. Please try to work on your posts, and turn yourself into a good, productive member.

Mitsukara
04-01-2008, 08:58 AM
Glenn the Great is far superior to all previous administrators and owners combined. We all know he programmed Zelda Classic single handedly and created the site, and Warlord's involvement occured via blackmail, and because Glenn's nice and didn't want his wife's secret affair that he didn't really know about but would've been okay with exposed and wanted to keep it secret so she didn't get hurt, he went along with the wicked scheme.

But now I am here to tell the truth! I realize you know now. I was just so scared you would hate me for what I did, it was such a stupid mistake! I love you, and it means so much to me just to realize that you don't mind. Thank you honey! I'm sure everything will be wonderful at AGN now, and no one will ever fight here again.

Although Lightning-z is still a poopyhead for giving me forums that don't work :( And so is that Goatboy character with his rap. He called me a bone-choker, but I don't know what that means, I know it's mean though. But I just ignore that now, and work on drawing my tentacle rape hentai.

Also, Zelda64gld, you are my personal hero and mentor. I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, for it was you who taught me true wisdom and the ways of the universe. I cannot thank you enough.

Additionally, I find it bemusingly ironic that Skulkraken is using Glenn's Aquamentus sprite for an avatar.

Glenn the Great
04-01-2008, 09:03 AM
Glenn the Great is far superior to all previous administrators and owners combined. We all know he programmed Zelda Classic single handedly and created the site, and Warlord's involvement occured via blackmail, and because Glenn's nice and didn't want his wife's secret affair that he didn't really know about but would've been okay with exposed and wanted to keep it secret so she didn't get hurt, he went along with the wicked scheme.

But now I am here to tell the truth! I realize you know now. I was just so scared you would hate me for what I did, it was such a stupid mistake! I love you, and it means so much to me just to realize that you don't mind. Thank you honey! I'm sure everything will be wonderful at AGN now, and we will never fight again.

Except that Lightning-Z is an asshole and the forum he gave me doesn't work. :(

Also, Zelda64gld, you are my personal hero and mentor. I would follow you to the ends of the Earth, for it was you who taught me true wisdom and the ways of the universe. I cannot thank you enough.

Also, I find it bemusingly ironic that Skulkraken is using Glenn's Aquamentus sprite for an avatar.

You have honored me. For that, I will give you a place at my almighty right hand while I grace my thrown in paradise. Follow me. Love me. Worship me.

Mitsukara
04-01-2008, 09:06 AM
'Til all are one!

Glenn the Great
04-01-2008, 09:14 AM
Yes, you have honored me. However, I have one indiscretion with you.


Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: In Glenn's FTP
Posts: 3,835

What are you doing snooping around in my FTP? Hopefully, you are searching my heart for something to worship and love. You will not find that in my FTP though. Only porn and anime.

Mitsukara
04-01-2008, 09:17 AM
And that would be exactly what I'm there for, of course. ;)

ctrl-alt-delete
04-01-2008, 01:26 PM
Okay...did we get hacked...or did we get sold?

No way I am hanging around here if lightningz and Glenn are running the place. This shit is gay.


But what I really mean to say is All Hail Glenn!

punkonjunk1024
04-01-2008, 01:36 PM
For those of you not already in the know, Warlord, due to financial issues, has sold AGN to Lightning-Z.

I guess not enough of you assholes signed up for premium membership, and Warlord's rap career was not worth a shit, so it was sell AGN, or keep AGN and not be able to feed his new wife. He chose her over all of you, even though he has known us for years. It is just like I have been trying to tell you all along...Warlord does not give a shit about us, and he would betray us in a heartbeat.

Since I am now an administrator, here is the new TOS.

1. Piss me off, get banned.

Thank you for your time.

Bolded for emphasis tard.

ctrl-alt-delete
04-01-2008, 01:38 PM
Yeah, because believing anything that comes out of Glenn's...or your mouth is a good idea.

I'll believe it when I hear from Whorelord myself...over AIM, to be sure that it is not you "FAGGTO'S!!!!1"

Edit: Oh, cool avatar guys. I actually like it.

Kairyu
04-01-2008, 01:44 PM
Honest to God, I can't even begin to understand how someone like that could become a Moderator.

ctrl-alt-delete
04-01-2008, 01:47 PM
Are you talking about me?

Fira
04-01-2008, 02:17 PM
Are you talking about me?

shut up you ant a mod you just a cum dumpster

Aliem
04-01-2008, 02:25 PM
shut up you ant a mod you just a cum dumpster

Now I don't think it gets any more ironic than this. All of you little fucks are bitching and moaning about how 'unfairly' you were treated by the staff. Yet here you are, calling someone a cum dumpster... and why? Because -*gasp*- he's not a mod!!

Seriously, go outside. That bright thing is the sun. It's nothing to worry about.

Fira
04-01-2008, 02:32 PM
Now I don't think it gets any more ironic than this. All of you little fucks are bitching and moaning about how 'unfairly' you were treated by the staff. Yet here you are, calling someone a cum dumpster... and why? Because -*gasp*- he's not a mod!!

Seriously, go outside. That bright thing is the sun. It's nothing to worry about.

Actually, if you would like to read my post, I mentioned nothing about being treated unfairly. In addition, it is fairly clear that the user Ctrl+Alt+Del is a moderator, per the label underneath his username (though, I could easily tear that away at anytime.) Considering the fact that I am aware of this, it is likely that I was merely being facetious, and that the post was meant to humor, not harm. Additionally, the term 'cum dumpster' is a loving term, which all mothers should bestow upon their children.

Aliem
04-01-2008, 02:54 PM
Ah, of course. My mistake ;D

Icey
04-01-2008, 04:23 PM
I eagerly await my dentist appointment today, which will be both more fun and entertaining than watching "Gleen" control multiple member accounts of banned and disliked members.

Fira
04-01-2008, 04:29 PM
glenn is not controlling me i am my own person

Aliem
04-01-2008, 04:36 PM
I'm still trying to figure out if this is serious and poorly timed, or if it's just a really elaborate april fool's prank.

Icey
04-01-2008, 04:37 PM
Either way it's not serious, but it's more interesting to address Glenn because it gives me a chance to make fun of him again. Whereas saying this is an April Fool's joke is boring and leaves no room for "playing along".

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 04:42 PM
Whoa, geez,what did I miss? Figures as soon as break is over...

Aliem
04-01-2008, 04:48 PM
Either way it's not serious, but it's more interesting to address Glenn because it gives me a chance to make fun of him again. Whereas saying this is an April Fool's joke is boring and leaves no room for "playing along".

Good call. Have you got anything in mind?

Fira
04-01-2008, 04:49 PM
if you cause problems we will ban u and you wont even be able to view are site anymore

Aliem
04-01-2008, 04:56 PM
Uh oh, that's serious business! What ever can I do to reverse the terrible deeds which I have done by talking to Icey?!

Odin
04-01-2008, 05:29 PM
Beware, Fari, Zleda, and Gleen, for Ragnarok is now at hand! Rise, my einherjar! Come, and we shall smite these foul minions of Loki!


TO ARMS!

Fira
04-01-2008, 05:30 PM
bitch whachoo want

Odin
04-01-2008, 05:45 PM
To overthrow the tyrant, Glenn, of course. Come, citizens of AGN! We will not be silenced!

Pineconn
04-01-2008, 07:14 PM
This is quite a clever April Fool's Day ruse.

The_Amaster
04-01-2008, 07:17 PM
Pineconn, you just got on. If this is a joke, it's pretty damn elaborate.

Mitsukara
04-01-2008, 07:21 PM
To overthrow the tyrant, Glenn, of course. Come, citizens of AGN! We will not be silenced!
You can never hope to stand against such as Glenn, you fool! None can defeat Glenn! He has already this very day slain Chuck Norris! Besides which, the real Asgard were destroyed, don't you watch TV?

Odin
04-01-2008, 07:23 PM
My einherjar are the heroic souls of fallen warriors. You cannot kill that which is already dead! To arms!

Titan
04-01-2008, 10:26 PM
Down with Glenn!