Real-Life Mario

[War Lord]

Eerie..

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6608/realmarioqp8.jpg

[Dann Woolf]

...Jesus of Nazareth.

[Beldaran]

Ok, I take it back. I don't want game graphics to get better. Better = scary.

[Gleeok]

Aaahh!

..The way this page loaded for me was the kicker. It stopped for a few seconds at the hat, and everything looked normal. I was just sitting here waiting and got real close to the screen and.....Bam! I'm drinking cofee and almost did a spit-take all over the monitor. Hehe...

[King Aquamentus]

I'm sure this won't be so bad once we get to Zelda.

[rock_nog]

Sweet holy hell! Those eyes... He looks as if he's pleading for someone to please put him out of his misery.

[King Aquamentus]

I still consider Captain Lou Albano to be the real life Mario.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/f/9/2f9bb81c96cb4633ae7cd42b8022f524.jpg

[Dann Woolf]

I wouldn't say I shat bricks when I saw this.

Instead, I shat a fully-furnished house.

[rock_nog]

I'm sure this won't be so bad once we get to Zelda.
Oh, now there's something I don't want to see - Tingle prancing around in his little fairy costume in gorgeous, photorealistic 3D. Or the Redead... bad enough they basically just hump you to death.

[gdorf]

So when did Mario become a child molester? :(

[Icey]

Hah, gdorf beat me to it. I was about to say it looks like Mario needs a visit from Chris Hansen.

[XMuppetSB]

Boy, do those big eyes make this Mario look sort of creepy!
Either way, this is one of the funniest Mario jokes I've ever heard of! :rofl:

[DarkDragoonX]

That is just scary beyond all reason.

[Aegix Drakan]

That is just scary beyond all reason.

*nods slowly, and backs away*

[me2]

In the Mushroom Kingdom even Brian Peppers can be a hero.

...Jesus Christ, those eyes.

[Dann Woolf]

You know, it looks normal as a thumbnail.

It's only when you look at the full-size version that you think OHGODWHATTHEFUCK

[ctrl-alt-delete]

He looks like a child molester.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo