Come To Church And Get Cheap Gas!

[Blisspath]

A church in Ohio is giving people a 25 cent discount on gas if they can promote their Easter service at the gas station...I used to have a pastor that gave all the teens money if they went to Sunday school and stayed for the worship service. I guess it goes along with the phrase you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337469,00.html

[Beldaran]

Only sheep require a shepherd.

All the little sheeple follow the money and end up finding comfort mortgaging their brains in exchange for platitudes and fantasy.