View Full Version : How to take care of your baby
phattonez
01-26-2008, 04:55 PM
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK2eNSvnI/AAAAAAAAAwo/S-P77mWo00I/s400/1018.jpghttp://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKuONSvbI/AAAAAAAAAvI/ozRqAFHlHJQ/s400/1007.jpghttp://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKv-NSveI/AAAAAAAAAvg/c3Y-l8i_Kfo/s400/1010.jpghttp://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKyONSvhI/AAAAAAAAAv4/ITlXR5AXkKc/s400/1012.jpghttp://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK1uNSvmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/7I3Rtr_qYG8/s400/1019.jpghttp://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK2-NSvoI/AAAAAAAAAww/iovdEI1v5wU/s400/1017.jpghttp://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK7uNSvtI/AAAAAAAAAxY/yhs1zR4vYno/s400/1023.jpghttp://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK9ONSvvI/AAAAAAAAAxo/rGoH5muEbkk/s400/1026.jpghttp://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK-uNSvxI/AAAAAAAAAx4/klrDbfEkDu8/s400/1028.jpg
Where did you find those? They're funny!
phattonez
01-26-2008, 05:45 PM
First my roommate and then on another forum that I go to.
moocow
01-26-2008, 06:19 PM
But my baby LOVED the dryer...
Archibaldo
01-26-2008, 07:39 PM
ROFL. That was great. I love the excersise one.
Waking Baby and Containing Baby were clearly the best. Good find =)
Pineconn
01-26-2008, 08:57 PM
I don't know, I'm quite fond of the girl stuffing the drumstick into the baby's face...
Very nice find, man.
phattonez
01-26-2008, 09:08 PM
I'm surprised that more people don't like "Putting Baby to Bed." That one is just hilarious.
In the introducing baby to pets, there should be a sea urchin or a squid or something of that sort in the tank.
phattonez
01-26-2008, 09:29 PM
^^Because drowning isn't enough. :rolleyes:
^^Because drowning isn't enough. :rolleyes:
As a matter of fact, it's not. :D
Prrkitty
01-26-2008, 10:16 PM
I liked the 'containing baby'... heck I've always called babies "curtain climbers" <lol>. I'm forever grateful that I never had any of 'em. God ultimately loved me very much that way...
MasterSwordUltima
01-28-2008, 12:59 AM
lmfao, the baby just calmly sitting in the fish tank is the funniest thing.
This reminds me of the Portal instruction sign on wikipedia.
Ahahah, forcing the baby to eat a drumstick...XD
King Aquamentus
01-28-2008, 02:14 AM
WTF at Nursing baby! XD
*cue Peter Griffin nursing stewie.
erm2003
01-28-2008, 06:20 AM
WTF at Nursing baby! XD
*cue Peter Griffin nursing stewie.
I was thinking of the exact same thing when I saw that as well.
I am almost surprised for the drying one they didn't show someone trying to microwave a baby. Isn't there an urban legend about someone doing that to their dog?
moocow
01-28-2008, 08:09 AM
I was thinking of the exact same thing when I saw that as well.
I am almost surprised for the drying one they didn't show someone trying to microwave a baby. Isn't there an urban legend about someone doing that to their dog?
A year or so ago, some woman in Columbus microwaved her baby and it died. Pretty sure she's in prison or a mental hospital now, but I could be wrong. And it may not have even been in Coluimbus, somewhere else in Ohio. But I remember I cried. *shrug*
Mitsukara
01-28-2008, 09:52 AM
The baby doing the weightlifting seems to be doing alright despite what the sign claims. The non-recommended containing method also looks quite successful.
Grasshopper
01-28-2008, 09:58 AM
She should have followed these steps then. :)
Dark Nation
01-28-2008, 10:58 AM
Here's an expanded version:
http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/tm.aspx?m=1932050&mpage=1&key=�
Grasshopper
01-28-2008, 11:45 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Handling-Tips-David/dp/0762424915/?tag=c00lstuff-20
Prrkitty
01-28-2008, 04:37 PM
A year or so ago, some woman in Columbus microwaved her baby and it died. Pretty sure she's in prison or a mental hospital now, but I could be wrong. And it may not have even been in Coluimbus, somewhere else in Ohio. But I remember I cried. *shrug*
Article dated today 1/28/08 in Dayton, Ohio -> http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/28/baby.microwave.ap/index.html
<sigh> I can't imagine anyone doing that/this to a baby...
Freedom
01-28-2008, 05:07 PM
ok, so the clothes dryer and microwave are out, but the chicken incubator is still ok, right?
;)
erm2003
01-28-2008, 08:03 PM
Article dated today 1/28/08 in Dayton, Ohio -> http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/28/baby.microwave.ap/index.html
<sigh> I can't imagine anyone doing that/this to a baby...
That's a pretty disturbing article. Internal burns with no external marks. It's pretty obvious what it is.
"If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."
Just sad.
MasterSwordUltima
01-28-2008, 11:38 PM
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKqeNSvWI/AAAAAAAAAug/t43fHNgWHYA/s400/1001.jpg
Ahhahah. Thats so good. XD
The_Amaster
01-29-2008, 07:29 PM
Thats one of those thing where you're like "Ah hahaha, wow, who'd be that stupid? Oh wait, we're talking humanity here..." *sigh*
Pineconn
01-29-2008, 09:15 PM
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKqeNSvWI/AAAAAAAAAug/t43fHNgWHYA/s400/1001.jpg
I thought you were supposed to scoop the baby up between the legs? At least that's how it was during The Cosby Show/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air era...
phattonez
02-02-2008, 12:54 PM
Thanks to StumbleUpon, I have found new instructions.
http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKrONSvXI/AAAAAAAAAuo/YssYRwfQl9E/s400/1002.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKr-NSvYI/AAAAAAAAAuw/DW38Llq4DX0/s400/1003.jpg
http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKtONSvZI/AAAAAAAAAu4/z1uG_kVS3H0/s400/1005.jpg
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKueNSvcI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/4KIqseOoshI/s400/1006.jpg
http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKvONSvdI/AAAAAAAAAvY/8OQKzhVPXXQ/s400/1008.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKw-NSvfI/AAAAAAAAAvo/k4YPUb3O44E/s400/1009.jpg
http://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKxuNSvgI/AAAAAAAAAvw/N3OIPZPTjiw/s400/1011.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKy-NSviI/AAAAAAAAAwA/5TnN3mDpNyc/s400/1013.jpg
http://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKzuNSvjI/AAAAAAAAAwI/72KGNZAbqSs/s400/1014.jpg
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK0eNSvkI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/oUQGTt0DMLY/s400/1016.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK0-NSvlI/AAAAAAAAAwY/Y6oOMRmK1Jg/s400/1015.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK3-NSvpI/AAAAAAAAAw4/PRCJ0jzvEdw/s400/1020.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK4-NSvqI/AAAAAAAAAxA/LHHPtgaX1Ck/s400/1021.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK5-NSvrI/AAAAAAAAAxI/9lOxMOvKA8M/s400/1024.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK6-NSvsI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/3RlAx0Xhzj0/s400/1022.jpg
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK8eNSvuI/AAAAAAAAAxg/DD2oZfzSCe0/s400/1025.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK9-NSvwI/AAAAAAAAAxw/OzajA2rzpQc/s400/1027.jpg
Dechipher
02-02-2008, 03:20 PM
I think the homeless man is the funniest one.
Pineconn
02-02-2008, 06:57 PM
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKy-NSviI/AAAAAAAAAwA/5TnN3mDpNyc/s400/1013.jpg
Oi... That's kind of wrongly funny/funnily wrong.
One could only imagine.
phattonez
02-02-2008, 07:46 PM
^^That one is actually good for when the baby is teething.
MasterSwordUltima
02-02-2008, 11:53 PM
Those are all on the sites posted on page 1. However, I still laugh at the baby sitting at the table with its mother, bonding. And is the pr0n on the tv in the one?
phattonez
02-03-2008, 01:04 AM
How could you see pr0n in that?
Cronic
02-03-2008, 02:48 AM
Lol my favorite was containing the baby... babies are not for selling... that is all.
Lol my favorite was containing the baby... babies are not for selling... that is all.
Hey, good to see you popping in LC... err, DC... err, Cronic! It's been a while.
Also thanks to DN for providing the other images =)
MasterSwordUltima
02-03-2008, 04:21 AM
How could you see pr0n in that?
Oh, its not too hard.
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