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phattonez

01-26-2008, 04:55 PM

http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK2eNSvnI/AAAAAAAAAwo/S-P77mWo00I/s400/1018.jpghttp://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKuONSvbI/AAAAAAAAAvI/ozRqAFHlHJQ/s400/1007.jpghttp://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKv-NSveI/AAAAAAAAAvg/c3Y-l8i_Kfo/s400/1010.jpghttp://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKyONSvhI/AAAAAAAAAv4/ITlXR5AXkKc/s400/1012.jpghttp://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK1uNSvmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/7I3Rtr_qYG8/s400/1019.jpghttp://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK2-NSvoI/AAAAAAAAAww/iovdEI1v5wU/s400/1017.jpghttp://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK7uNSvtI/AAAAAAAAAxY/yhs1zR4vYno/s400/1023.jpghttp://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK9ONSvvI/AAAAAAAAAxo/rGoH5muEbkk/s400/1026.jpghttp://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK-uNSvxI/AAAAAAAAAx4/klrDbfEkDu8/s400/1028.jpg

Russ

01-26-2008, 05:26 PM

Where did you find those? They're funny!

phattonez

01-26-2008, 05:45 PM

First my roommate and then on another forum that I go to.

moocow

01-26-2008, 06:19 PM

But my baby LOVED the dryer...

Archibaldo

01-26-2008, 07:39 PM

ROFL. That was great. I love the excersise one.

Icey

01-26-2008, 07:46 PM

Waking Baby and Containing Baby were clearly the best. Good find =)

Pineconn

01-26-2008, 08:57 PM

I don't know, I'm quite fond of the girl stuffing the drumstick into the baby's face...

Very nice find, man.

phattonez

01-26-2008, 09:08 PM

I'm surprised that more people don't like "Putting Baby to Bed." That one is just hilarious.

Russ

01-26-2008, 09:15 PM

In the introducing baby to pets, there should be a sea urchin or a squid or something of that sort in the tank.

phattonez

01-26-2008, 09:29 PM

^^Because drowning isn't enough. :rolleyes:

Russ

01-26-2008, 09:47 PM

^^Because drowning isn't enough. :rolleyes:
As a matter of fact, it's not. :D

Prrkitty

01-26-2008, 10:16 PM

I liked the 'containing baby'... heck I've always called babies "curtain climbers" <lol>. I'm forever grateful that I never had any of 'em. God ultimately loved me very much that way...

MasterSwordUltima

01-28-2008, 12:59 AM

lmfao, the baby just calmly sitting in the fish tank is the funniest thing.

This reminds me of the Portal instruction sign on wikipedia.

Ahahah, forcing the baby to eat a drumstick...XD

King Aquamentus

01-28-2008, 02:14 AM

WTF at Nursing baby! XD

*cue Peter Griffin nursing stewie.

erm2003

01-28-2008, 06:20 AM

WTF at Nursing baby! XD

*cue Peter Griffin nursing stewie.

I was thinking of the exact same thing when I saw that as well.

I am almost surprised for the drying one they didn't show someone trying to microwave a baby. Isn't there an urban legend about someone doing that to their dog?

moocow

01-28-2008, 08:09 AM

I was thinking of the exact same thing when I saw that as well.

I am almost surprised for the drying one they didn't show someone trying to microwave a baby. Isn't there an urban legend about someone doing that to their dog?

A year or so ago, some woman in Columbus microwaved her baby and it died. Pretty sure she's in prison or a mental hospital now, but I could be wrong. And it may not have even been in Coluimbus, somewhere else in Ohio. But I remember I cried. *shrug*

Mitsukara

01-28-2008, 09:52 AM

The baby doing the weightlifting seems to be doing alright despite what the sign claims. The non-recommended containing method also looks quite successful.

Grasshopper

01-28-2008, 09:58 AM

She should have followed these steps then. :)

Dark Nation

01-28-2008, 10:58 AM

Here's an expanded version:

http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/tm.aspx?m=1932050&mpage=1&key=&#1932050

Grasshopper

01-28-2008, 11:45 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Handling-Tips-David/dp/0762424915/?tag=c00lstuff-20

Prrkitty

01-28-2008, 04:37 PM

A year or so ago, some woman in Columbus microwaved her baby and it died. Pretty sure she's in prison or a mental hospital now, but I could be wrong. And it may not have even been in Coluimbus, somewhere else in Ohio. But I remember I cried. *shrug*

Article dated today 1/28/08 in Dayton, Ohio -> http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/28/baby.microwave.ap/index.html

<sigh> I can't imagine anyone doing that/this to a baby...

Freedom

01-28-2008, 05:07 PM

ok, so the clothes dryer and microwave are out, but the chicken incubator is still ok, right?
;)

erm2003

01-28-2008, 08:03 PM

Article dated today 1/28/08 in Dayton, Ohio -> http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/28/baby.microwave.ap/index.html

<sigh> I can't imagine anyone doing that/this to a baby...

That's a pretty disturbing article. Internal burns with no external marks. It's pretty obvious what it is.

"If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

Just sad.

MasterSwordUltima

01-28-2008, 11:38 PM

http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKqeNSvWI/AAAAAAAAAug/t43fHNgWHYA/s400/1001.jpg

Ahhahah. Thats so good. XD

The_Amaster

01-29-2008, 07:29 PM

Thats one of those thing where you're like "Ah hahaha, wow, who'd be that stupid? Oh wait, we're talking humanity here..." *sigh*

Pineconn

01-29-2008, 09:15 PM

http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKqeNSvWI/AAAAAAAAAug/t43fHNgWHYA/s400/1001.jpg

I thought you were supposed to scoop the baby up between the legs? At least that's how it was during The Cosby Show/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air era...

phattonez

02-02-2008, 12:54 PM

Thanks to StumbleUpon, I have found new instructions.

http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKrONSvXI/AAAAAAAAAuo/YssYRwfQl9E/s400/1002.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKr-NSvYI/AAAAAAAAAuw/DW38Llq4DX0/s400/1003.jpg
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http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKvONSvdI/AAAAAAAAAvY/8OQKzhVPXXQ/s400/1008.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKw-NSvfI/AAAAAAAAAvo/k4YPUb3O44E/s400/1009.jpg
http://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKxuNSvgI/AAAAAAAAAvw/N3OIPZPTjiw/s400/1011.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKy-NSviI/AAAAAAAAAwA/5TnN3mDpNyc/s400/1013.jpg
http://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKzuNSvjI/AAAAAAAAAwI/72KGNZAbqSs/s400/1014.jpg
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK0eNSvkI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/oUQGTt0DMLY/s400/1016.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK0-NSvlI/AAAAAAAAAwY/Y6oOMRmK1Jg/s400/1015.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK3-NSvpI/AAAAAAAAAw4/PRCJ0jzvEdw/s400/1020.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK4-NSvqI/AAAAAAAAAxA/LHHPtgaX1Ck/s400/1021.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK5-NSvrI/AAAAAAAAAxI/9lOxMOvKA8M/s400/1024.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK6-NSvsI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/3RlAx0Xhzj0/s400/1022.jpg
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK8eNSvuI/AAAAAAAAAxg/DD2oZfzSCe0/s400/1025.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK9-NSvwI/AAAAAAAAAxw/OzajA2rzpQc/s400/1027.jpg

Dechipher

02-02-2008, 03:20 PM

I think the homeless man is the funniest one.

Pineconn

02-02-2008, 06:57 PM

http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKy-NSviI/AAAAAAAAAwA/5TnN3mDpNyc/s400/1013.jpg

Oi... That's kind of wrongly funny/funnily wrong.

One could only imagine.

phattonez

02-02-2008, 07:46 PM

^^That one is actually good for when the baby is teething.

MasterSwordUltima

02-02-2008, 11:53 PM

Those are all on the sites posted on page 1. However, I still laugh at the baby sitting at the table with its mother, bonding. And is the pr0n on the tv in the one?

phattonez

02-03-2008, 01:04 AM

How could you see pr0n in that?

Cronic

02-03-2008, 02:48 AM

Lol my favorite was containing the baby... babies are not for selling... that is all.

Icey

02-03-2008, 04:03 AM

Lol my favorite was containing the baby... babies are not for selling... that is all.

Hey, good to see you popping in LC... err, DC... err, Cronic! It's been a while.

Also thanks to DN for providing the other images =)

MasterSwordUltima

02-03-2008, 04:21 AM

How could you see pr0n in that?

Oh, its not too hard.