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AlexMax
09-16-2007, 10:23 PM
Major Halo 3 Spoilers.

-=SPOILER=-

There, the entire plot of Halo3 spoiled in one, giant badly-written post. I hope you feel good now!

Source: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2627690&pagenumber=2#post333465145
MottZilla
09-16-2007, 11:00 PM
Halo had a plot? I'm shocked. Honestly I never noticed there was a plot. Space marines and aliens killing eachother is probably as much as most people know. :p
Yoshiman
09-17-2007, 08:16 AM
tl;dr ;)

I stopped after "It starts off with Cortana telling us..." I feel like I'm waiting for the next Harry Potter book with all these spoilers popping up on the Internet. Let's see if I can make it until the end of the game for once before knowing the ending.

*leaves topic and never looks back*
Darth Marsden
09-17-2007, 12:58 PM
I am probably never going to play this, so thanks! Now if only I knew what happened in the first two games...

And incurring the wrath of a mod for rent-a-modding, you really should tell people what this is BEFORE doing it. I can't remember who spoiled Harry Potter, but their post ended up in spoiler tags since a mod was unhappy at what they did. Those tags do exist for a reason, y'know.
ZTC
09-17-2007, 01:29 PM
he put "Don't read this post either" :shrug:
This is a game that I prolly won't play, so I could care less.
Archibaldo
09-17-2007, 04:06 PM
Alex, you're lucky I only mod General discussion. Otherwise, you'd have spoiler tags leaking out your ass.

And btw Darth. It was Alex who spoiled Harry Potter, and it was I who placed the spoiler tags.
Darth Marsden
09-17-2007, 05:04 PM
Ah. I thought it was, I just couldn't be arsed to check.
MottZilla
09-17-2007, 11:36 PM
I saw this before anyone else and didn't even think about marking it as spoilers considering our very small amount of Xbox users. I'm surprised there was anyone that would get upset. ;p
AtmaWeapon
09-17-2007, 11:49 PM
I like the part where Master Chef kills Harry Potter but a slight miscalculation leaves him in a universe in which the only form of matter is naked Carrot Top it was really awesome.
Darth Marsden
09-18-2007, 02:35 AM
Is that before of after he gets it on with Samus Aran? I can't remember.
Din
09-18-2007, 09:12 AM
Cool, thanks! Also, if Master Chief was still alive he should go out with Samus.
vegeta1215
09-18-2007, 09:08 PM
For those that haven't seen it, check out Haloid, which answers the question we're all wondering about - who would win in a fight between Samus and Master Chief? The answer?

-=SPOILER=-

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=57998 (no game spoilers, don't worry)
AlexMax
09-18-2007, 10:22 PM
Alex, you're lucky I only mod General discussion. Otherwise, you'd have spoiler tags leaking out your ass.

And btw Darth. It was Alex who spoiled Harry Potter, and it was I who placed the spoiler tags.

http://xs219.xs.to/xs219/07383/hobby.png.xs.jpg (http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs219&d=07383&f=hobby.png)
Get a hobby.

EDIT: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zI2fD1Y7hus
Archibaldo
09-19-2007, 09:46 AM
http://xs219.xs.to/xs219/07383/hobby.png.xs.jpg (http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs219&d=07383&f=hobby.png)
Get a hobby.

EDIT: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zI2fD1Y7hus

I have many hobbies Alex, but I take time out of my day just to screw with you.