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Beldaran
08-30-2007, 02:15 AM
Look (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=478495&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490) at this weird, disgusting picture. That girl needs to eat some fucking hamburgers.
CrystalBlade
08-30-2007, 02:32 AM
...Ugh.

I don't really see how she couldn't have had an eating disorder. :/
mikeron
08-30-2007, 02:58 AM
HOT (http://www.dlisted.com/node/7287)
phattonez
08-30-2007, 07:23 AM
At least she doesn't have protruding bones, but her body just doesn't match her face anymore. It reminds me of Nixon and Futurama.
Gleeok
08-30-2007, 07:49 AM
She ain't got enough junk in the trunk and my dad's got bigger boobs than that. Here, eat some chicken.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:8IgbrJnKwWewiM:www.oldetimecooking.co m/Images/chicken.jpg
phattonez
08-30-2007, 08:12 AM
She's got the Britney Spears boobs, the ones that always change size all the time somehow.
Glenn the Great
08-30-2007, 09:54 AM
HOT (http://www.dlisted.com/node/7287)

I agree with this. I really like how she looks in the pictures linked to here, and I really like what she's wearing.
Masamune
08-30-2007, 01:29 PM
Why are these bitties so skinny? :(
phattonez
08-30-2007, 02:29 PM
^^Because someone decided to get really skinny on tv and now everyone who's heavier looks fat by comparison. It's really all in the eyes of the beholder. In movies they look normal, but that's just because every other girl is really really skinny.
Modus Ponens
08-30-2007, 03:34 PM
Speaking of her boobs, I like how the "enhanced" photo from King Arthur at the bottom of that article makes her look like less of a surfboard.
AtmaWeapon
08-30-2007, 08:49 PM
Actually it's an all-around plumping these women don't seem to realize that number one a certain amount of fat is healthy and is desirable and number two breasts are pretty much made of fat so the more you slim down the more they go away or something.
phattonez
08-30-2007, 08:53 PM
^^And because of that we pretty much demand plastic surgery so that we can see skinny and round, plump tits. It's just not naturally possible. I guess that Keira isn't on the implant stage of her career yet.
Lilith
08-30-2007, 09:28 PM
She looks hot in the second series. The first series is weird though, it seems if you get too skinny you just look OLD.
mikeron
08-30-2007, 10:45 PM
^^Because someone decided to get really skinny on tv and now everyone who's heavier looks fat by comparison. It's really all in the eyes of the beholder. In movies they look normal, but that's just because every other girl is really really skinny.
Also, the lack of a period removes yet another layer of responsibility from the hassles of modern life. :thumbsup:
Gerudo
08-30-2007, 10:57 PM
jesus. that first one looks like someone superimposed her head on another body (ie; photoshopped).

her head is almost the size of her torse.

as for that last pic, 'enhanced' must mean they increased her breast size for the promotional image.
cyberkitten
08-30-2007, 11:14 PM
that's just an incredibly bad pose for her, i think. the ones from later in the evening make her look quite a bit more normal. scrawny, but not so cartoon-y with the big head.
phattonez
08-31-2007, 05:20 PM
This is reminiscent of the Tyra Banks fat photo. At certain angles, things seem bigger or smaller than they really are. But really, for her sake, she should never turn her head like that ever again.