Another bit about the news, this one funnier.

[phattonez]

A few minutes ago I was bored, and I was looking for something to do, so I go to Encyclopedia Dramatica, and it's there that I find that Alberto Gonzales has resigned. I had heard nothing about this anywhere, but at least now I know where to get my news from now on.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Alberto_Gonzales

[Beldaran]

It was all over CNN, MSNBC, DrudgeReport, FoxNews, GoogleNews (many sources).

I assure you that http://news.google.com/ is a far superior resource to Encyclopedia Dramatica. :)

With that said, Alberto Gonzales was a cock.

[Glenn the Great]

What were your thoughts on Gonzalez, phatt?

I personally think he needed to resign.

[XMuppetSB]

Hmm... I saw EncyclopediaDramatica on the list of Notable Parodies of Wikipedia.
The other two I saw on the list are Uncyclopedia and the latest Wikipedia parody, Wiqipedia.
EDIT: According to Wikipedia, the resignation note from Alberto Gonzales will be effective by September 17, 2007.

[phattonez]

What were your thoughts on Gonzalez, phatt?

I personally think he needed to resign.

Are you so bored that you need to start fights on message boards?

[Glenn the Great]

Sorry, I'm not trying to start a fight. I just want to see what the local conservopinion is on the guy.

[phattonez]

So I'm supposed to know everything that the GOP stands for? I am conservative, but I'm registered independent.

[ZTC]

I lol'd at the article.

[Starkist]

...I'm registered independent.

Isn't that an oxymoron?

[phattonez]

Haha, I guess so, but you can go complain to the people who take care of elections.