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Master Maniac
08-25-2007, 11:48 PM
yea you people are gonna be mad at me for this one...

Ok ive seen a lot of vids and pics of dark link and oni-link and regular link and any combination of those together...

Now here is the wierd part

in every video and pic, both dark link nd oni-link seem to be in love with regular link...

Now feel free to curse me out on this part... but is it possible that dark link and oni-link are ... well... umm... homosexual? if not they must be female... i want to believe female... it gives a kind of twist to the games you know?

Gleeok
08-25-2007, 11:52 PM
Pwahafwaahaaha!!!!!!! I have no idea what the heck oni-link or any of that is. It sure is funny though.
roflmao!!!

Master Maniac
08-26-2007, 12:07 AM
lol yea it is when you think about it... i think im gonna make a quest based off of this information...

But seriously people im not trying to be offensive or anything

copsgotguns
08-26-2007, 12:18 AM
i dont think a characters sexual orientation comes into play in games rated E.

Glenn the Great
08-26-2007, 01:01 AM
Pwahafwaahaaha!!!!!!! I have no idea what the heck oni-link or any of that is. It sure is funny though.
roflmao!!!

Oni-Link is an unofficial term for Link's Fierce Deity form that he can assume in Majora's Mask as a reward for collecting all of the game's masks.

I never noticed that in pictures or videos before though. It probably just has something to do with an attempt to make them appear closely related. It's actually very similar to all of the lesbian Morrigan and Lilith pictures out there, because the two of them are supposed to be different portions of one entity.

Gleeok
08-26-2007, 01:22 AM
Aah, that's the one I never played. So what's the deal then, one's gay, one's bi, and all three of them combined form some kind of twisted love triangle?! Like oni-link is the same as mr. hat, Link's trapped gay persona trying to escape the clutches of a Straight Link, a homophobe, and in complete denial of his own sexual orientation? How's that not funny...? lol.

Glenn the Great
08-26-2007, 01:59 AM
ASo what's the deal then, one's gay, one's bi, and all three of them combined form some kind of twisted love triangle?! Like oni-link is the same as mr. hat, Link's trapped gay persona trying to escape the clutches of a Straight Link, a homophobe, and in complete denial of his own sexual orientation?

Yeah, that's a pretty fair and accurate summary of the situation.

Darth Marsden
08-26-2007, 02:37 AM
But if he's gay, then all the Bad Zelda comics I've read are lies! Augh! My precious, childlike innocence has been shattered like so many dreams...

Modus Ponens
08-26-2007, 04:37 AM
The way I always saw it, Oni Link is just Link, albeit in a different form, like Zora Link or Goron Link. Dark Link I took to be the analogue of Link's Shadow from Zelda II: he's just a projection of Link, so he's not even really a person. Thus, we're still looking at only one person here, and that's Link. So his sexual orientation is what it always has been: gay.



...Link's gay, right?

Glenn the Great
08-26-2007, 04:55 AM
The way I always saw it, Oni Link is just Link, albeit in a different form, like Zora Link or Goron Link. Dark Link I took to be the analogue of Link's Shadow from Zelda II: he's just a projection of Link, so he's not even really a person. Thus, we're still looking at only one person here, and that's Link. So his sexual orientation is what it always has been: gay.



...Link's gay, right?

It may have something to do with how he was sexually abused by Rauru during his 7 year slumber. Note how after awakening, he isn't wearing the same clothing, and has gained earrings.

This experience is re-lived every time that Link goes back in time, and then back forward again.

And how does he initiate this process?

By inserting or removing his Master Sword from the pedestal.

Dann Woolf
08-26-2007, 07:42 AM
It may have something to do with how he was sexually abused by Rauru during his 7 year slumber. Note how after awakening, he isn't wearing the same clothing, and has gained earrings.

This experience is re-lived every time that Link goes back in time, and then back forward again.

And how does he initiate this process?

By inserting or removing his Master Sword from the pedestal.

Freud would be proud.

mrz84
08-26-2007, 10:01 AM
This thread has lead to be one the most hilarious Link related threads I've ever read. Except for a few involving the cd-i games. :kitty:

Majora
08-26-2007, 11:13 AM
yea you people are gonna be mad at me for this one...

Ok ive seen a lot of vids and pics of dark link and oni-link and regular link and any combination of those together...

Now here is the wierd part

in every video and pic, both dark link nd oni-link seem to be in love with regular link...

Now feel free to curse me out on this part... but is it possible that dark link and oni-link are ... well... umm... homosexual? if not they must be female... i want to believe female... it gives a kind of twist to the games you know?

Yea.... hrm... What you saw, was yaoi (I think that's what it's called). More than likely the video's you saw were fan made. Once, on YouTube, while looking to see if there were any cool Dark/Shadow Link video's, I stumbled across one where Dark Link was in Love with Link. But then Oni Link came along and got in the way of Dark Link.

Besides, everything related to Zelda has been #34'd and #63'd (http://img38.picoodle.com/img/img38/9/8/21/f_Rulesoftheim_79e1b0d.gif). So there is also a girl version of male Zelda Characters and Vice-versa.

Darth Marsden
08-26-2007, 12:23 PM
Like so:

http://www.aerisdies.com/gallery/imgs/data/media/3973/1126155571816.jpg

FYI, that site mentioned in the image is totally NSFW. This is one of the few images not featuring any actual nudity - I had to search high and low for it. Not that I mind... Just, y'know, thought you guys should know.

AtmaWeapon
08-26-2007, 05:28 PM
I think the pictures you are seeing are not pictures produced by Nintendo but by people who will probably never ever touch another human being of either sex in their life without the exchange of money.

Master Maniac
08-26-2007, 07:19 PM
The way I always saw it, Oni Link is just Link, albeit in a different form, like Zora Link or Goron Link. Dark Link I took to be the analogue of Link's Shadow from Zelda II: he's just a projection of Link, so he's not even really a person. Thus, we're still looking at only one person here, and that's Link. So his sexual orientation is what it always has been: gay.



...Link's gay, right?



Well yea but if you think about it, all of the masks (deku,zora,and goron) are the embodiment of the souls of other people.

the goron, the leader of the gorons
the zora, a rocker in a zoran band
and the deku... i dont remember actually...

so its possible that oni-link is the embodiment of link's soul in its purest form and when link uses the mask it opens up his most fierce abilities

and dark link looks like link right?? so when dark link was created it was kinda like cloning, dark link was probably carved from link's shadow i think... but thats just my opinion

Majora
08-26-2007, 07:52 PM
Goron Mask = Goron Hero, Darmani

Zora Mask = Zora Warrior (and in the band, but Mikau is a Zora Warrior)

Deku Mask = That tree thing you see before you enter the Clock tower for the first time. That is the son of the Butler in the Deku Palace.

Oni Link = Oni means EVIL

Shadow Link = An Evil, weaker version of Link. Speculated to have been created by ganondorf

Dark Link = Evil Link, equal to, or stronger than Link. Possibly created by Ganon, or the Triforce for some reason.

Darth Marsden
08-27-2007, 06:12 AM
I always thought Oni meant an above-average platformer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oni_(video_game)), but meh.

Dark Link and Shadow Link are evil copies of good ol' Hero Link. They're separate entities created by others (Ganondorf or whatever, I don't think it's ever explicitly said) based on Good Link in order to be a suitable rival to him. Oni Link, aka Fierce Deity Link, is basically an uber-powerful Link who's sole purpose is to whup the tar out of Majora's Mask.

None of these are gay, because Nintendo hasn't said they are. I've always thought of him as straight, and will continue to do so until given conclusive, official proof that his is not. Besides, can you really tell me that Link wouldn't want Zelda, or Malon, or any of the other hot ladies of Hyrule? Eh? You know what I'm talkin' about... :pimp:

Mitsukara
08-27-2007, 07:58 PM
"Link! Who was that shadowy figure you were making out with?"

"Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess! At least he actually does it instead of teasing!"

Also, Glenn, you are epic win for that Rauru... theory. I always wondered why/how the hell someone had clearly given him an earring. Damn.