If you could "GO INSIDE" any NES video game what game/games and what would you do? [Archive]

MotleyCrueFan

07-19-2007, 10:02 AM

Gleeok

07-19-2007, 10:17 AM

Super Mario 3. I hope you'd have access to some asprin and a hardhat!

Hrmm...Is there an NES game with hot chicks, a beach, and some positive cash flow? I'll pick that one. But only if I didn't have to return to reality anytime soon ;p

MotleyCrueFan

07-19-2007, 10:34 AM

MottZilla

07-19-2007, 02:13 PM

Zelda Classic, you may not be familar with the forum's rules and standards, but generally it's not good to respond with one or two words that don't add anything to the topic. So don't post one liners with no real meaning, it's spamming. Goto the New Members forum and find the rules and read them.

Dechipher

07-19-2007, 03:02 PM

I'd go into Metroid and just wait until Samus got to the end.

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mrz84

07-19-2007, 07:33 PM

I'd go into Metroid and just wait until Samus got to the end.

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I'd do that, too. :kitty:

Daarkseid

07-19-2007, 08:08 PM

I would go in Super Mario Bros. 3 for Nintendo Entertainment System talk about God and his son and The Holy Spirit but I would try to win all levels,
gain secret items and when finished "come out of the game" and go on my normal duties.

I would go in Super Mario Bros. 3 ... talk about God and his son and The Holy Spirit

Did nobody see this? He's saying he'd take the time while enjoying his vacation in SMB3-land to proselytize.

I'd probably go into FFX and stalk Lulu to get some good looks at her gorgeous rack.

No, I can't top missionary work in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Beldaran

07-19-2007, 08:26 PM

I would go inside Super Mario Bros. 3 and hit Zelda Classic with a fireball.

Brasel

07-19-2007, 09:04 PM

No, I can't top missionary work in the Mushroom Kingdom.

I about died laughing at this. Oh my god. I had noticed this earlier but I didn't really have anything else to say at the time. Thats going in my sig.

Anyway, on topic. I guess I'd go into...Final Fantasy? I dunno. Video games are fun to play, but would you honestly want to go through all the work and hardships the heroes do? I know I wouldn't. I'll say on the outside thank you.

DarkDragoonX

07-19-2007, 09:39 PM

Did nobody see this? He's saying he'd take the time while enjoying his vacation in SMB3-land to proselytize.

Yeah, that's why I hadn't posted in this thread yet. For the first time ever, I was wholly at a loss for words.

As for what NES game I'd enter? Dragon Warrior, no question. And when the princess asks me if I doth love her, I will punch her in the face and run.

Aegix Drakan

07-19-2007, 10:26 PM

an Nes game? Not sure at all which one.

I'd probably want to go into a nice, fun RPG. Run around, save the world, become famous, find a nice girl (*thinks of Sheena from ToS*), and generally live a much more fun life than here.

4matsy

07-19-2007, 10:59 PM

I'd go into Zelda 1 while Link was struggling in level 6.

Hand him a mirror shield, master sword, and gold ring, and tell him "Have fun buddy."

Then just walk back out, all badass and shit. :p

AtmaWeapon

07-19-2007, 11:15 PM

Which one has the smallest circuit boards it's hard to fit in there :(

hello

07-19-2007, 11:47 PM

First I would go on super mario 1 and sneak into bowsers castle defeat him and eat the mushroom guys turn big and come back here and eat the internet that should hold me over for a week or two.

Modus Ponens

07-20-2007, 02:46 AM

I'd go inside Tetris, and then I'd

Wait, wtf? Nevermind. I'd probably go inside Startropics and explore the islands and their caves. Tropical islands with hazardous caves and a rad miniature submarine...man, who could ask for anything more?

Either that or I'd go inside The Legend of Zelda and just hang out with Link while he did his thang. I'm reminded of the story that kid wrote for Nintendo Power; I believe it was called "Friends", and it was about his friendship with Link and how they solved the game's puzzles together. I liked it a lot when I read it some fifteen years ago or so. The imagination is a wonderful tool.

hello

07-20-2007, 02:52 AM

We'll said riverman.

Dechipher

07-20-2007, 03:14 AM

We'll said riverman.

That doesn't make sense.

Also it doesn't have any merit.
I wish hello would turn into goodbye.

hello

07-20-2007, 03:26 AM

That doesn't make sense.

Also it doesn't have any merit.
I wish hello would turn into goodbye.And I wish you will shutup it's my post not yours so dont be rude ok (OK)

Grasshopper

07-20-2007, 09:38 AM

I want to go into Bible Adventures so I can throw babies at people.

Dechipher

07-20-2007, 10:27 AM

And I wish you will shutup it's my post not yours so dont be rude ok (OK)

Understandable. While my post was mildly uncalled for, I felt a little vindictive which was caused, in part, by your constant rambling in various topics. Nor is it any help that your posting style is strongly reminiscent of lightning-z. Certainly if your posts had more substance then I would be in the wrong, but as of yet, you've said very little. Perhaps you are unclear as to the best way to communicate on the forums, which is understandable, seeing as how you are newly registered. Generally, posts should have more than three words and contain some content. Anything else makes you like like a spammer, especially if you do it consistently.

Anyway, as I said, I apologize for being overly harsh, but do try to step up the content in your posts. You don't want to be 'that guy' who just talks but never says anything. It would help to read this: http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=78500 and if you wish to reply to this, please do so in a Private Message, so as to not further derail this topic.
Thanks.
"Oh shit, here comes Karen. Karen's a douchebag"

Regarding an NES game to go into, most of them aren't where I'd want to go. I was thinking of any video game I'd like to go into the volleyball game with the nude women.

SpykStorm

07-20-2007, 10:38 AM

Super Mario Bros. Definetly. It would be so fun jumping on all those goombas!:)(this does not look right)

Understandable. While my post was mildly uncalled for, I felt a little vindictive which was caused, in part, by your constant rambling in various topics. Nor is it any help that your posting style is strongly reminiscent of lightning-z. Certainly if your posts had more substance then I would be in the wrong, but as of yet, you've said very little. Perhaps you are unclear as to the best way to communicate on the forums, which is understandable, seeing as how you are newly registered. Generally, posts should have more than three words and contain some content. Anything else makes you like like a spammer, especially if you do it consistently.

Anyway, as I said, I apologize for being overly harsh, but do try to step up the content in your posts. You don't want to be 'that guy' who just talks but never says anything. It would help to read this: http://www.armageddongames.net/forum...ad.php?t=78500 and if you wish to reply to this, please do so in a Private Message, so as to not further derail this topic.
This makes me think I've posted too much in the past hour.:shakeno:

{DSG}DarkRaven

07-20-2007, 02:48 PM

I'm surprised more people haven't suggested that they'd go into the rarely mentioned NES title "Hot Slot".

Pixel porn isn't my thing, though, so I'd probably go for Mega Man, 'cause robots are cool.

The_Amaster

07-20-2007, 03:41 PM

Definatly Megaman. With Mario or Zelda, I'd be worried that I wasn't skilled enough physically to pull stuff off, but I can totally handle the whole robot thing.

Dechipher

07-20-2007, 03:42 PM

Definatly Megaman. With Mario or Zelda, I'd be worried that I wasn't skilled enough physically to pull stuff off, but I can totally handle the whole robot thing.

If you're worried about skill, just go into Paperboy :P

Glenn the Great

07-20-2007, 04:07 PM

I would go in Super Mario Bros. 3 for Nintendo Entertainment System talk about God and his son and The Holy Spirit but I would try to win all levels,

Win all the levels to Christ perhaps?

But seriously, I really admire this. As any good Conservative Christian understands, all of the denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom are currently on the fast track to becoming fried food because they have never heard the Word of God.

Aegix Drakan

07-20-2007, 10:03 PM

If you're worried about skill, just go into Paperboy :P

Heck no. Every car in the world is trying to run you over. Statues try to set you on fire. People roll wheels into you. and even if you manage to survive all that, they make you run an obstacle course before they pay you! Plus, if you mess up, not only do you end up in the hostpital, but they fire you and it makes the front page!

Not my ideal world. I'd much prefer Final fantasy Tactics advance. you can fight all you want and as long as you're not fighting in an abandoned zone, you can't be killed! Sounds great to me!

The_Amaster

07-20-2007, 10:05 PM

because they have never heard the Word of God.

Funnily enough, Japanese Link has heard the word of God, but the English one hasn't. The Bible was re-translated to "Magic Book".

Grasshopper

07-20-2007, 10:13 PM

If you're worried about skill, just go into Paperboy :P
If they're all zombies...er, no. Don't read the paper! Motherbrain is not your master!

Majora

07-20-2007, 10:58 PM

If I could switch, I'd go (and hopefully beat/not die)
Zelda 2 (Great Palace? BRING IT ON!)
Zelda 1 (How can you NOT like the classics?)
and Super Mario Brothers (For kicks).

{DSG}DarkRaven

07-20-2007, 10:58 PM

Funnily enough, Japanese Link has heard the word of God, but the English one hasn't. The Bible was re-translated to "Magic Book".

This, and the giant cross on his shield never caught anyone else's attention?

Also, I wish my bible would let me shoot fire at people.

Also also, Aegix, we're supposed to choose NES games, according to the first post. So you're hereby thrown into Final Fantasy 1, and for breaking the rules, you're also not given any potions. Ha.

I change my vote. Forget Mega Man; I'm moving into the Salad Kingdom (http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/587528.html).

Daarkseid

07-20-2007, 11:38 PM

Also also, Aegix, we're supposed to choose NES games, according to the first post. So you're hereby thrown into Final Fantasy 1, and for breaking the rules, you're also not given any potions. Ha.

Oh, oh shit. Go into an NES game? To hell with that.

EDIT: And to hell with my reading comprehension, apparently.

King Aquamentus

07-20-2007, 11:42 PM

hmm, this is a tough one... I tend to think in terms of series more than NES games... I'd really love to... MOVE... to the Mushroom Kingdom. It's a really lovely place, and I absolutely love the idea of partying there at night (or just traveling around in it.) Also, the concept of getting there from a cold concrete city of men (Brooklyn residents, you have a lovely city, but I'm just a suburb fan.) I'd also love to explore Super Metroid, but SNES game.

If I had to pick an NES game, well... let me look at my big friggin collection... maybe I'll find something in there... ...hmm, nothing interesting comes to mind... I'll have to say either Super Mario Bros. or StarTropics.

Anthus

07-21-2007, 12:23 AM

I would go in Super Mario Bros. 3 for Nintendo Entertainment System talk about God and his son and The Holy Spirit but I would try to win all levels,
gain secret items and when finished "come out of the game" and go on my normal duties.

You're kidding, right? If not, I'd have to go in there, and dawn the fur suit, and crush you beneath my stone statue transforming goodness.

Alternatively, I'd go into Zelda, and use my awesome diagonal walking magic and defeat Link. I'm not sure what comes next though :D

King Aquamentus

07-21-2007, 12:38 AM

I would go in Super Mario Bros. 3 for Nintendo Entertainment System talk about God and his son and The Holy Spirit but I would try to win all levels,
gain secret items and when finished "come out of the game" and go on my normal duties.

...?! ...!?

I don't think that happens in the game... How exactly did you make that connection? Maybe you're thinking of something by Wisdom Tree? :confused:

AtmaWeapon

07-21-2007, 02:22 AM

Win all the levels to Christ perhaps?

But seriously, I really admire this. As any good Conservative Christian understands, all of the denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom are currently on the fast track to becoming fried food because they have never heard the Word of God.This post is not getting enough love.

I guess personally I'd like to go into Battletoads because I figure that is the fastest, most efficient way to discover if there is an afterlife.

Sam Atoms

07-21-2007, 02:38 AM

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. I'd hightail it to Darunia, then get up on the roof of that one house and slide down the chimney. WHEEEEEEEEEE!

Aegix Drakan

07-21-2007, 11:25 PM

I figure that is the fastest, most efficient way to discover if there is an afterlife.

Yeah, or, you know, you could just jump off a cliff. Same results, less time.

AtmaWeapon

07-21-2007, 11:42 PM

Yeah, or, you know, you could just jump off a cliff. Same results, less time.Have you ever played Battletoads?

Dark Knight

07-22-2007, 03:55 AM

Throwing yourself off a cliff requires more work than dying in Battletoads. Anyways, I'd "go inside" Duck Hunt so I could kill that stupid, fucking dog. Always taunting you with its laughter....his relentless...tormeting laughter...

AlexMax

07-22-2007, 04:32 AM

{DSG}DarkRaven

07-22-2007, 07:25 PM

Throwing yourself off a cliff requires more work than dying in Battletoads.

Once again, have you even played Battletoads? Half of the levels begin with your character seconds from death. Jumping off of a cliff usually requires you to climb a railing, get some air, and then make it to the ground. And unless you get some decent fall time, you're just going to injure yourself severely and take minutes to die.

Toads=1 Nerds=0

I forgot how boring the Salad Kingdom is, so I'll be hanging out Solid Snake for a while, racing cardboard boxes.

Grasshopper

07-22-2007, 07:44 PM

Salad Kingdom?

The only difference between this world and the Salad Kingdom is that the vegetables talk. Farmies FTW. I'd eat Sir Cucumber and Princess Tomatoes if I cared for vegetables...but Minister Pumpkin, I'll have two slice of pumpkin pie please!

{DSG}DarkRaven

07-22-2007, 08:13 PM

Haha, do you remember at the beginning of the game, where you could talk to the lettuce prince and then beat him unconscious? It's actually a very funny game.

Dark Knight

07-23-2007, 01:45 AM

Once again, have you even played Battletoads? Half of the levels begin with your character seconds from death. Jumping off of a cliff usually requires you to climb a railing, get some air, and then make it to the ground. And unless you get some decent fall time, you're just going to injure yourself severely and take minutes to die.

Toads=1 Nerds=0

I forgot how boring the Salad Kingdom is, so I'll be hanging out Solid Snake for a while, racing cardboard boxes.

err...you must have misunderstood. I was talking about your life expectancy in Battletoads being very, very low while also saying that flinging yourself over a cliff required actual work. Sorry if I wasn't clear on this.

punkonjunk1024

07-23-2007, 03:11 AM

I'd go inside bubble bath babes, and hump some uh, bubble bath babes.

Daarkseid

07-23-2007, 03:29 AM

I'd go inside bubble bath babes, and hump some uh, bubble bath babes.

With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.

Dechipher

07-23-2007, 04:09 AM

With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.

You take what you can get...

AtmaWeapon

07-23-2007, 08:36 AM

With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.What if he has a square penis did you think of that?

{DSG}DarkRaven

07-23-2007, 10:37 AM

With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.

Did you honestly expect this to stop him?

Majora

07-23-2007, 10:39 AM

With them being so pixelated, I would imagine it would be like fucking something made out of legos.

More like MegaBloks, because those pixels are damn big, proportionately to th Human Body

*shot*

DarkDragoonX

07-23-2007, 03:38 PM

What if he has a square penis did you think of that?

Out of all the replys to Daark's comment, I declare this one the winner. I nearly spit soda all over my monitor, you bastard.

MotleyCrueFan

07-23-2007, 05:53 PM

Another Nintendo Entertainment System game I'd go into is
Dragon Warrior 2 (II) for NES.

I'd be a boss and challenge The Hero and any of his companions to a battle!

King Aquamentus

07-23-2007, 10:02 PM

Another Nintendo Entertainment System game I'd go into is
Dragon Warrior 2 (II) for NES.

I'd be a boss and challenge The Hero and any of his companions to a battle!

Why?

Aegix Drakan

07-23-2007, 10:20 PM

because he has a death wish.

If you are a boss, you know that you WILL die, because the hero can keep repsawning at the last save point.

Masamune

07-25-2007, 11:54 AM

because he has a death wish.

If you are a boss, you know that you WILL die, because the hero can keep repsawning at the last save point.

If the save battery dies, you're fucked.

cbailey78

07-26-2007, 04:37 PM

What if you're in an NES game and your parents turned of the system?

AtmaWeapon

07-27-2007, 12:22 AM

What if you're in an NES game and your parents turned of the system?

If the game has a battery backaround and you have saved the game often then you won't be under too much trouble when they turn it through.

punkonjunk1024

07-27-2007, 04:23 AM

what if a bunch of nerds pondered the totally obscure and asinine posibilities of being inside of an NES game, and bound something completely fantastic by normal rules of electronics?

Also, I do have a square dick. thats why pixelated prunz turns me on so much. I... would finally "fit" in... sniffle

Grasshopper

07-27-2007, 08:26 AM

This topic reminds me of ReBoot. (http://alpha.zeros2heroes.com/content/view/32/97/)

Megabyte FTW!

cbailey78

07-27-2007, 06:00 PM

Put in VNYEOP in the game genie for SMB1 and go in it and tell me what you think when you get out!

Tygore

07-28-2007, 01:36 AM

If the game has a battery backaround and you have saved the game often then you won't be under too much trouble when they turn it through.

But what if it's a passworded game? I don't want to wake up in my underwear just because that stupid Justin Bailey kid doesn't know password entry from name registration.

ChocoHearts

07-28-2007, 02:25 AM

Time Lord. The ability to go throughout time, a la Doctor Who, with the added joy of era-specific weapons! Yay!

Oh, and Kabuki: Quantum Fighter. 'Nuff said.

hello

07-30-2007, 03:47 PM

If the game has a battery backaround and you have saved the game often then you won't be under too much trouble when they turn it through.But what if your parents never turn it on again and then they give it to the goodwill and some ten year old kid gets it and he likes to watch his guy die every time he plays the game then your fucked=lol.