Absolutely Hillarious Craigslist Posting

[Beldaran]

I about died laughing while reading this.

Yesterday was hell. (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/333345372.html)

[Gleeok]

Haha...Laughing my ass off!!! Seriously Belderan, how does one stumble upon something like this, or I should say, why would someone post that on Craigslist of all places? That is too funny.

[mrz84]

*dies laughing, rises from the dead and dies laughing again* :kitty:

[erm2003]

That was very good. Who seriously talks on the phone while sitting on the toilet anyway? Isn't that a bit awkward?

[biggiy05]

I think I'm gonna die if I keep laughing. That reminds me of the Ryan's steakhouse story. (http://www.ubersite.com/m/34244)

[mrz84]

I think I'm gonna die if I keep laughing. That reminds me of the Ryan's steakhouse story. (http://www.ubersite.com/m/34244)

I just finished reading that and I must say that I almost died laughing *AGAIN!* from reading that. :kitty:

[Pineconn]

:rofl:

That should work for now.

[Lilith]

I looool'd. Something similar happened to me but I was pretty sick and as soon as I sat down, someone came into the stall next to me and I was like :sigh: and then they started projectile vomiting. Everywhere. For like 2 minutes straight. I left because I think they earned it for being more ill than me

[Aegix Drakan]

*is lying on the floor gasping for breath, eyes going wonky*

Oh my gosh...

That was the funniest shit I've ever read...

*Beldaran earns +1 awesomeness points.*

[rock_nog]

I looool'd. Something similar happened to me but I was pretty sick and as soon as I sat down, someone came into the stall next to me and I was like :sigh: and then they started projectile vomiting. Everywhere. For like 2 minutes straight. I left because I think they earned it for being more ill than me
Dear God, I would've thrown a crucifix over the stall and started shouting "The power of Christ compels you!" *shudders*

[moocow]

That was very good. Who seriously talks on the phone while sitting on the toilet anyway? Isn't that a bit awkward?

I have no idea.

I hate when you're at the bar, and you're trying to pee, and the bitch outside of the stall is trying to have a conversation with you. I'm not shy, but I don't like to talk when I pee... and I never ask anyone to go to the bathroom with me. I'm completely capable of taking care of my business ALONE, thanks.

Bladen took a shit today that filled the whole house with a stench that smlled something like refried rotten eggs and old taco salad. It like, burned your nose hairs. So I changed that diaper and took it straight out to the dumpster. Thank God he's almost potty trained, lol.