So...

[erm2003]

Welcome back. Glad to hear you are both OK.

[phattonez]

I thought that you had still been posting here. Maybe I'm just going crazy?

[Pineconn]

Noooo!!!! I'm not in second place anymore!

Somebody, hurry up and post so I can tie. ;)

[phattonez]

Haha, I'll help you out a little, but don't even try going after my post count in this thread.

[Pineconn]

I am teh tie.

Y'know what I noticed? Darth Marsden hasn't really been too active recently. He was essentially the essence of the forums (or as he put it).

First Glenn, then Beldaran, then Darth?

[The_Amaster]

Ah well. We'll just have to be more fun ourselves. I should start playing up my Evil Boy Genius persona more.
Muahahahahahahaha!
*bang* *bang* "Keep it quiet down there"
"Sorry mom..."

[Pineconn]

I am teh sec0nd pl4ce!

Yay-zors.

Um...

I missed the in-depth debates AGN used to have. DotW has seemingly halted, but that had the potential to be excellent (except that Archibaldo usually picked some one-sided topics... ah well).

[phattonez]

And he didn't want to pick the big topics for some reason.

[MasterSwordUltima]

HEY, finally set up a godamned savings account. :O I now have $2 in there, woo, I'm on top of the world.

This is neat, everytime I buy something with my debit card, my bank automatically transfers $1 from my checking account into my savings account. Also, every week when I get paid, it takes $15 from my paycheck and puts it into my savings account.

Shutup all you rich people. This is awesome.

[Sute]

ME TOO.

I got a checking, savings, and the Super Power to check it all online.

Kind of annoying how all of the past banker ladies told me I didn't have enough information to get my own account for the last half year, then BAM, I find out that they lied to me.

Don't trust bankers. Only the trustful ones.

[phattonez]

Don't trust bankers. Only the trustful ones.

You don't say. :D

[Pineconn]

Moocow you smell of dirty socks and moldy grilled cheese sandwiches......what do you have to say about that? Huh stinky?

Oh yeah? Well you're a yellow bellied, butt scratchin, lint licker. So there.

Bah, who needs GB? Screw you all, ya donkey-loving scrotum-sucking chicken-chewing dress-wearing hair-braided titty-twisting bottom-munchers. :D

Why doesn't anyone post like this anymore? :D

[The_Amaster]

Why do you think, you scuzz brained, stupid, ugly mother f*****?

(;))

[Russ]

Why doesn't anyone post like this anymore? :D


Why do you think, you scuzz brained, stupid, ugly mother f*****?

(;))
Ya, nobody ever does post like that anymore.

[MasterSwordUltima]

What ever happened to General Bitching? I remember checking that like once a month or so just to read up on what hilarity would ensue.

[Pineconn]

Why you lemon-sucking, fatheaded, schlocky, HIV-positive, lardy butt! Yeah, and you have no skillz at ZC, you tongue-chewer!

Oh, and GB wouldn't be as funny without people like Glenn. Plus, what the heck was the point of having the forum other than acting like mad fools?

[The_Amaster]

Yeah, and you have no skillz at ZC!

*gasp* Oh, you crossed a line my friend. The gloves are off now.

I...I didn't like Link to the Heavens! Huh? Whatdya think of that, huh?

[Pineconn]

Yeah, well I thought your haunted house was a stupid idea!

This is fun. :D

[MasterSwordUltima]

Now now kids, let's focus our anger towards UPS. This is why.

-------------------------------------
Type: Package
Status: In Transit - On Time
Scheduled Delivery: 01/29/2008
Shipped To: BATH, PA, US
Shipped/Billed On: 01/24/2008
Service: 3 DAY SELECT
Weight: 3.00 Lbs
-------------------------------------

Last time I checked, 3-day select meant that it arrives within 3 days. Not an estimated 5 days. I better get my fucking money back. Bastards.

[Pineconn]

The 26th and 27th are the weekend, so I'll bet 1000 Pineconn Dollars that it means 3 business days. Which would kind of suck if you needed it on the 27th.

[The_Amaster]

He he he...ha ha ha...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You still believe in UPS. You poor person. Soon you'll be a cynical, shipping-hating cynic like me. Ah, I remember when I was young and believed that my packages would arrive on time. Such heady days...

(Knowing my luck, someone here works at UPS or somesuch, and is going to jump on me now)

(I'll bet 1000 Amaster Dollars, and last I heard the exchange rate was far better on those than these so-called "Pineconn Dollars". Pshawww, what an idea. :p)

[MasterSwordUltima]

I work for FedEx. And I most certainly work on saturdays. UPS are pussies. Also bastards.

Also, who is cpoet, and is s/he really 74 today? I don't know if I believe that.

[Aegix Drakan]

(Knowing my luck, someone here works at UPS or somesuch, and is going to jump on me now)

A friend of mine works part time at UPS...Or is it FedEX? I don't quite recall...But just to be safe...

*cracks knuckles and hefts HomeRun bat onto shoulder*

...Eveyone else, turn away for a second please? I'm going for a home run, and I don't want too many witnesses at the lawsuit.


EDIT: BTW, just to set the record straight, my firend is neither a pussy nor a bastard. She Might be a little bit weird, but she works hard at her job.

[Pineconn]

Also, who is cpoet, and is s/he really 74 today? I don't know if I believe that.

[1 (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1110095#post1110095)] [2 (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1068274#post1068274)] [3 (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1044233#post1044233)] [4 (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1043174#post1043174)] [5 (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1027392#post1027392)] [6 (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1014990#post1014990)] [7 (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1011475#post1011475)]

Seems likely to me. ;)

[phattonez]

What ever happened to General Bitching? I remember checking that like once a month or so just to read up on what hilarity would ensue.

Because it was too much fun and everyone thought that it brought bad feelings. Hell, it was fun, it where AGN's personality came from, it seems like we've lost that.

[erm2003]

Also, who is cpoet, and is s/he really 74 today? I don't know if I believe that.

He hasn't been active since April. I hope he is doing well.

[phattonez]

74 year olds don't use forums.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Then something is going on here. Clearly a conspiracy.

[phattonez]

It's really Glenn trying to hack us by first making us confused. Got it.

[Sute]

What ever happened to General Bitching? I remember checking that like once a month or so just to read up on what hilarity would ensue.

Someone bitched about it and they had to take it down. :D

[The_Amaster]

...
*throws up hands*
Yes, yes it has to be Glenn. He created a proxy as a 74 year old and deliberatly stopped posting several months ago just so that when the birthday came up we'd discuss it and he'd be manipulating us. That has to be it. Oh, his plans within plans are clever.

[phattonez]

Glenn started a conspiracy to shut down GB so that we could see the 74 year old poster and all be shocked as he secretly steals out Social Security Numbers.

[Pineconn]

I'll bet 1000 Pineconn Dollars that Glenn is reading all this as we post. Oh, and the Pineconn Dollar has surged to be worth three times as much as the Amaster Dollar recently because users of the Amaster Dollar have found microscopic video recording devices in them, likely implanted by Glenn so he can look at the security codes to get into cash registers. Tsk tsk Amaster for not detecting this kind of activity.

[Russ]

Okay, I am so confused about what you are talking about. Surely Glenn can't still be scheming.

[Pineconn]

Lesson Two: detection of sarcasm. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSzEf--cIWs)

Lesson Three: detection of sarcasm on the Internet. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg7Oew8xpBs&NR=1)

[phattonez]

What are you talking about Pineconn? No one uses sarcasm on the internet.

[Russ]

If you want to be sarcastic on the internet, you have to use smilies. Everyone knows that. :D

[phattonez]

No one uses smilies on the internet.

[The_Amaster]

Young Russ is confused. He is talking to people, and they're blatently lying, yet pretending as though it's normal. They say it's called "sarcasm" and he has no idea what they mean. For what young Russ doesn't realize is that when he logged on to the forum this morning, he logged onto a different forum. One located in....the Twilight Zone.
Nee ne nee ne nee ne nee ne ne nee ne nee

EDIT: Dang it, he posted as I was writing.

[phattonez]

So Russ is smarter than us all.

[Sute]

I'll bet 1000 Pineconn Dollars that Glenn is reading all this as we post.

I was thinkin' it.

[MasterSwordUltima]

What exactly is the exchange rate for USD>Pineconn Dollars? I'll bet its like 1337>1.

[phattonez]

How do I get a Pineconn_lolz dollar?

[The_Amaster]

Please. Those crashed months ago. I stuff my mattress with them now.
And for the record, 2 Amaster Dollar= 3 US Dollars= 5 Pineconn Dollars. :p

[Russ]

Really, I though it was 5000 U.S. dollars=1 Pineconn dollar=.5 Amaster dollars=6000 Glenn dollars. :D Wow I love that smily.

[phattonez]

Where would I use Glenn dollars?

[Russ]

Where would I use Glenn dollars?
The county jail. :D

[phattonez]

Ohhhh, I get it, so it's like how cigarettes are currency in jails.

[Pineconn]

Ha!! Which would you rather spend?

The Pineconn Currency?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/PokeMaster/Pineconn_Dollar.png

Or the Amaster Currency?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/PokeMaster/Amaster_Dime.png

(That's a pun. In God we trust. In War Lord we trust. :p)


How do I get a Pineconn_lolz dollar?

Those went out of currency when Darth Marsden killed Lolz by pushing him off the building in his story.


Where would I use Glenn dollars?

Porn sites.

[phattonez]

^^Someone was having fun on the computer today.

[Russ]

Ha!! Which would you rather spend?

The Pineconn Currency?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/PokeMaster/Pineconn_Dollar.png

Or the Amaster Currency?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/PokeMaster/Amaster_Dime.png




Go Amaster dollars! On a side note, those are some neat looking pictures.

[erm2003]

LOL. You seem to have way too much time on your hands today Pineconn.

[Pineconn]

List of today's activities:

6:30 A.M. - Got up.
8:00 A.M. - Took SAT.
1:10 P.M. - Got home.
1:11 P.M. - Slept.
5:00 P.M. - Woke up.
5:10 P.M. until now - Nothing, nothing at all.

[erm2003]

Ah the good old SAT. How was it?

[phattonez]

Don't you love that the essay is right at the beginning of the test and that it drains you for the rest of the test? ACT does it so much better.

Maybe this is naive of me, but I thought that satellites were relatively small. Don't we just have to evacuate potential targets and then deal with the destruction when it comes?

[biggiy05]

List of today's activities:

6:30 A.M. - Got up.
8:00 A.M. - Took SAT.
1:10 P.M. - Got home.
1:11 P.M. - Slept.
5:00 P.M. - Woke up.
5:10 P.M. until now - Nothing, nothing at all.

6am-Woke up
8am-Daily scba/air pack check.
9am-3:30-hose loads/drags and running charged hose lines...it sucked.
5-now.....crash and now it's time for some sleep.

[punkonjunk1024]

4AM: Wake up, get called off work
430AM-bed time: Playing HGL.

[The_Amaster]

8:30- Play Twilight Princess
12:45- Eat lunch
1:00 Play Twilight Princess
8:54-Type this and go to bed.

[phattonez]

Would anyone get mad at me if I said that I didn't care about these boring schedules?

7:00 - Wake up and take a shower then go to church.
11:00 and after - Study/Procrastinate

[Pineconn]

Ah the good old SAT. How was it?

Don't you love that the essay is right at the beginning of the test and that it drains you for the rest of the test? ACT does it so much better.

That essay sucked. I switched up historical facts, so I'm expecting a rather low score on that. I think I did extremely well on the math, decent on the writing skills, and okay on the critical reading (which I hate). What sucks the most is the fact I'll be taking this test a few more times.

[phattonez]

Historical facts on the SAT essay? What was the topic? It's supposed to be something that everyone can write on.

[Pineconn]

No, I used historical facts to back up my thesis. I stated that Thomas Hobbes first theorized the social contract theory of the formation of government, then John Locke asserted that government owed its people the three natural rights. It's the other way around. Right?

[phattonez]

I think you went into way too much detail. :D

So what was the question, or do you not want to say because of the thing that you had to sign?

[MasterSwordUltima]

That is clearly a MasterSwordUltima Dollar you have there. [you need to tint that fucker green, btw.]

[erm2003]

What sucks the most is the fact I'll be taking this test a few more times.

Most people take it at least twice. I would also recommend taking the ACT. Most colleges will also look at that score and the test feels like a little less pressure, mainly because you don't get penalized for wrong answers. I was able to get most of my scholarship money for college by having a very good ACT score to accompany a my SAT score.

[phattonez]

I only took the SAT once, I just wanted to get away from that stupid test. It just knocks you out. And the ACT is a lot easier, you have to take that one.

[Sute]

Would anyone get mad at me if I said that I didn't care about these boring schedules?

7:00 - Wake up and take a shower then go to church.
11:00 and after - Study/Procrastinate

hehehehhehe.

As for SATs, I never took mine. My school was very unorganized, and didn't understand how to properly give information about it. Awesome.

But whatever, now colleges actually have to put forth effort to evaluate how smart I am instead of looking at a number! Ah-HA!

A hart. :heart:

[phattonez]

Or they could just say screw it if this person didn't even bother to take the tests, even though that's not the case.

[Pineconn]

I think you went into way too much detail. :D

So what was the question, or do you not want to say because of the thing that you had to sign?

That, and the fact I really don't want to talk about that piece of junk.


That is clearly a MasterSwordUltima Dollar you have there.

Hm... I need to change avatars now, don't I? Uh-oh.


A hart. :heart:

I'll give you a 9 of 10 for randomness.

[phattonez]

What's with all of the downtime that's off and on?

[The_Amaster]

That's what I was wondering.

And I'm not sure if I want to take the SAT's or not. My ACT is in May though.

[phattonez]

All of the colleges look at them, so you might as well take them.

[Pineconn]

And I'm not sure if I want to take the SAT's or not. My ACT is in May though.

:poke: Oh for sure, you want to take the SATs. They suck, but you'll be that more likely to get into college if you take them.

[phattonez]

Hey Pineconn, you have green stars?

[Prrkitty]

I see Pineconn has having grey/silver stars....

[erm2003]

It's because he's a hosted forum mod now for the AGN Expo. It just changed over the past few days or so.

[Pineconn]

Hey Pineconn, you have green stars?


I see Pineconn has having grey/silver stars....


It's because he's a hosted forum mod now for the AGN Expo. It just changed over the past few days or so.

I seem to have lost my ability to edit my custom title, or else I would have changed it by now. :p

[MasterSwordUltima]

That happened to me. We're the only two Hosted Forum Moderators. Once I gave AGN a donation and got my coin, I got the ability back.

[Pineconn]

^^There must be a glitch not granting Hosted Forum Moderators the ability to edit the custom title. :shrug:

http://armageddongames.net/forums/images/premium.gif <--- Ooh, something else to add to my armory. :O

[MasterSwordUltima]

I'm sure it is. But I look damn cool with that coin by my name.

Also, open up photoshop [my torrent didn't finish, and I can't install anything under 5.0 on Vista due to Vista-Sucksification] and put my avatar onto a dollar bill like that. This is not a request, btw. I'm telling you to. SMILE:)

[Pineconn]

I used MSPaint. :p

But I will. I have nothing to do now anyway. Except for homework. Psssh.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Good, because I just drank about half a cup of Dr.Pepper from my Burger King cup and I have to get up at 2am to go to work, and I've been up since 10am. So entertain me whilst I drink some NyQuil. UH-OH.

[Pineconn]

This definitely isn't as good as my own dollar, but:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/PokeMaster/MSU_Dollar.png

[phattonez]

A red dollar? I would never use that, unless it was a 100.

[Pineconn]

It was a special request. :shrug:

I think Bush had a good final State of the Union Address. He's definitely improved his speaking skillz in the last few years. :D

[phattonez]

I didn't watch it, they're always so boring. I don't want to watch an hour of clapping.

[Russ]

I seem to have lost my ability to edit my custom title, or else I would have changed it by now. :p
It looks like you changed it now.

[phattonez]

Somebody is watching over him.

[Jenny]

A red dollar? I would never use that, unless it was a 100.

no its pink.

or reddish-pink.

or pinkish-red.

or...red.

dont know dont care. :tongue:

[Russ]

I'd say it's more pink than red.

[phattonez]

no its pink.

or reddish-pink.

or pinkish-red.

or...red.

dont know dont care. :tongue:

You sure have a lot of ideas for not caring.

[Pineconn]

I say it's salmon. :gavel:

I'm tempted to write a State of the Forums Address, but I really don't feel like it.

[The_Amaster]

*ahem*
The Forums, as always are going strong. We hope that this forum will continue it's vigil in the ever continuing war on terrorist-spam bots. It is the hope of this administration that the release of Zelda Classic 2.5 will provide a needed boost to the activity economy. Furthermore, the organization of an AGN expo is planned to increase political-designer participation in this increasingly apathetic forum-society. The thread "So..." continues to thrive, despite rumors to the contrary, and we hope it will remain so well into the years to come.

[Pineconn]

No, no, it's more like:


*ahem*
The Forums, as always are going strong. *applause* We hope that this forum will continue it's vigil in the ever continuing war on terrorist-spam bots. *applause* It is the hope of this administration that the release of Zelda Classic 2.5 *a few whoops* will provide a needed boost to the activity economy. Furthermore, the organization of an AGN Expo is planned to increase political-designer participation in this increasingly apathetic forum-society. The thread "So..." continues to thrive, despite rumors to the contrary, and we hope it will remain so well into the years to come. *standing applause*

BTW, is your avvy supposed to be a black square?

[phattonez]

I've never seen a spam bot here, but apparently it was bad once upon a time?

[erm2003]

Oh for a while you couldn't go a day without seeing a spam thread or two. It was really bad.

Obviously those issues have been fixed since.

[Pineconn]

Oh really? (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=1168) (Actually, it is a lot better, but it still happens sporadically.)

So someone submitted a zip that had two quests with extensions of ".txt" to the QDB. I had to download it, realize what the heck was going on, fix it, and upload it. I don't get paid enough for what I do around here. ^_^

[Russ]

I don't get paid enough for what I do around here. ^_^

You get paid?

And I just thought I'd say, that dollar bill you made is obviously mine. You see the sword in the woods in the middle of the dollar bill? what do you think my avatar's swinging? Speaking of which, I desperatly need a better one.

[phattonez]

Important question: how much is a phattonez dollar worth?

[Icey]

About as much as a phattonez post... take that to mean what you will ;)

[The_Amaster]

1 Phattonez Dollar = 1.2 U.S Dollars = .8 Pineconn Dollars = .7 Amaster Dollars = .9 MSU Dollars.

Or something.

(Yeah, it's supposed to be a black square. It's the album cover from Spinal Tap.)

[Jenny]

Oh really? (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=1168) (Actually, it is a lot better, but it still happens sporadically.)

So someone submitted a zip that had two quests with extensions of ".txt" to the QDB. I had to download it, realize what the heck was going on, fix it, and upload it. I don't get paid enough for what I do around here. ^_^

i feel sorry for you, Mr. Pinecone :tongue:

[MasterSwordUltima]

Sweet deal, MSU BUCKS® are worth more than USD.

Actually wait, thats pretty much any currency other than third world ones. Awww...

[Russ]

Strange, last time I checked, according to Pineconn, Pineconn dollars were worth a lot more the Amaster dollars.



The winners will receive 1000 Pineconn Dollars (about $250 USD). The losers will receive 10000 Amaster Dollars (about $4 USD).


You see? That's how Pineconn thinks it's going.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Considering he's the only one who has shown actual currency [in two forms, Pineconn and MSU dollars, respectively], I have a strong belief that he's got a lot more control over the market than we do. Maybe.

[phattonez]

At least my money is better than US dollars.

[Russ]

Considering he's the only one who has shown actual currency [in two forms, Pineconn and MSU dollars, respectively], I have a strong belief that he's got a lot more control over the market than we do. Maybe.
Actually, in three forms. He also showed Amaster dollars. It makes me feel sorry for Amaster.

[Feasul]

1 Phattonez Dollar = 1.2 U.S Dollars = .8 Pineconn Dollars = .7 Amaster Dollars = .9 MSU Dollars.

Or something.

(Yeah, it's supposed to be a black square. It's the album cover from Spinal Tap.)

Oh, snap, you made your dollar worth more than MSU's.
And way to go with the reference no one can ever possibly get :tongue:

One more thing. I've been around for a while, but I still have no clue what those little star things by my name even mean. Care to enlighten?

[Russ]

The diamonds represent how long you have been here. The color of them shows how many posts you have. I am not sure about the stars though.

[The_Amaster]

3 Stars means your a regular member. It's somthing like 4 stars for Mod, 5 for Admin or somesuch.


Quote:
The winners will receive 1000 Pineconn Dollars (about $250 USD). The losers will receive 10000 Amaster Dollars (about $4 USD).
You see? That's how Pineconn thinks it's going.

True, however I didn't blatently *cough* make the others almost worthless.

[MasterSwordUltima]

I didn't see any other Dollars. I saw an Amastar Crown, which is the equivalent to a british shilling.



Aww, now that didn't feel good at all. :( [/gives Amastar 500 Pineconn dollars]

[phattonez]

^^Isn't that about $125?

[Pineconn]

Star system info: [All about stars and diamonds! (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1141598&postcount=23)] [All about colors! (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1141610&postcount=27)]


1 Phattonez Dollar = 1.2 U.S Dollars = .008 Pineconn Dollars = .7 Amaster Dollars = .9 MSU Dollars.

You put the decimal point in the wrong spot, by the way. I fixed it for you. :D

[MasterSwordUltima]

So I bought a sweet ass airsoft shotgun. Step-brother got a scope, two rail mounts, and a bi-pod for his sniper rifle. This'll be the first main weaponry type airsoft gun I'll own. I have atleast five handguns though [I like them more].

So now I'll have a nice pump-action sawed off shotgun, with stock. And my Gas USP. Maybe I should take the laser sight off my USP and put it onto the shotgun? :O

[phattonez]

I was using a different conversion that was obviously incorrect.

So why is mine the worst performing AGN currency?

[Pineconn]

Because you got rid of your avatar of the angry guy in his car, people immediately discarded their Phattonez Dollars.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/PokeMaster/starship.png

Yay, bugs!

[Russ]

That has to hurt.

[phattonez]

Jon Lovitz got tired of being in my space. He was one of my first avatars (as the critic) and then made a reappearance in real-life form. Hmm, this leaves me open for ideas, changer are acomin'.

[Pineconn]

Wasn't too hard to find after telling me his name. (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/rat_race/jon_lovitz/ratrace2.jpg) ;)

Diet Coke and Quaker Mini Delights. Life is gooood.

[Aegix Drakan]

Diet Coke and Quaker Mini Delights. Life is gooood.

Eww...Diet coke tastes like crap, and apparently it's WORSE for you than regular coke.

My uncle drinks tons of it. Like many people, he thinks that since it's DIET coke, he can drink twice as much for the same amount of unhealthyness.

Quite honestly, I don't care if I put on a few pounds. It would actually be good, seeing as how I'm a walking toothpick.

[Russ]

I hate diet coke. Normal coke tastes good, but diet is just - yuck.

[phattonez]

Sometimes I can't taste the difference, but I hate drinking it because I know that it's so bad. I always tell my dad not to drink it, but he loves it anyway.

[Aegix Drakan]

Sometimes I can't taste the difference, but I hate drinking it because I know that it's so bad.

Same here. I was at a firends a few weeks ago, and while we were eating the pizza, I looked at the label for Coke/Pepsi Zero, and said "Wow...No calories, no sugar...No NOTHING! What's the point of drinking this crap?!?"

[Feasul]

Diet Coke - boo aspartame!

[Pineconn]

You guys are misinformed. There is absolutely no proven connection between aspartame and the development of brain tumors or lymphoma. More researchers have dismissed this possible link than have claimed it to be true. Anyone that can find undeniable research that proves aspartame will chemically kill you gets 10K in Pineconn Dollars.

[phattonez]

I still say that it screws with you. I don't touch the stuff.

[erm2003]

Maybe that's true now, but I still get headaches when I drink products that contain aspartame. I try to stay away from it so lately I have been drinking a lot more water and sometimes iced tea.

[Pineconn]

Maybe that's true now, but I still get headaches when I drink products that contain aspartame. I try to stay away from it so lately I have been drinking a lot more water and sometimes iced tea.

It could very well be the caffeine. I heard people are trying to prove that water that went through reverse osmosis (which is most purified drinking water) is unhealthy. Milk is "supposedly" linked to an increase in bulliness... Does nobody have a life?

*looks at where he's at -- AGN* Ah, never mind about that last statement.

[erm2003]

It's not the caffeine though. I can drink coffee and other beverages just fine. I get headaches when I drink diet drinks or sugar free drinks that use aspartame... every time.

[Russ]

Appearently, you're not alone. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame_controversy.

It's know to cause headaches. Who would have guessed?

[Gerudo]

good lord.

i got a call from my cousin around 6:30 earlier, and asked if i wanted to go with him to get a dog. a near 8 hour trip later, he has himself a new miniature pincher.

but driving 8 hours? never again...

[erm2003]

I love our min pin. Ours is going to be 11 in another week. We have had her ever since she was about 3 months old. I don't have time now but maybe later I will have a moment to post a picture or something.

[phattonez]

Min pin? Is that some kind of dog?

[Russ]

Miniture Pincer (I think).

[Pineconn]

Warning to one, warning to all!

Pineconn_lolz may be coming back! Be on the lookout for a sarcastic, cocky, yet intelligent user with the IP address of 71.2.204.66.

[phattonez]

Should I be concerned?

[Feasul]

Both my girlfriend and uncle are severely allergic to artificial sweeteners. They go into anaphylaxis when they ingest aspartame, and that can kill. *hold out hand* money?

[The_Amaster]

Pineconn_lolz!!??
Run for the hills!
*dives for cover*

(eh, actually, he wasn't that bad. I mean, he was annoying, but he's no Lightning_z)

[phattonez]

I missed most of that, so what's the difference between the two?

[Terradigits]

Pineconn_lolz was excessivly intelligent and a fine debater. The other guy...not so much.

[Russ]

Fist of all, are you serious about Pineconn_lolz? Second, who was Lighting_z?

[phattonez]

So could Pineconn_lolz be smarter than the original Pineconn?

[The_Amaster]

Lightning_z is a paradox wrapped in an enigma in a shell of nuts. The guy was a major troll-thing, and he got on everyones nerves. (Before my time, so I'm just passing on what I've been told)
His latest proxy spam was just a week or so ago, when he came and said that he wanted to be here again, and he wanted us to check out his website. Then a few people politely asked him to go away, and he started saying how much he didn't ask for our opinions. So yeah, weird.

[phattonez]

I don't remember this at all; how have I missed everything about this?

[The_Amaster]

It was late at night. I just happened to see it on my before school check in the morning, and it was deleted by the time I got back.

[Pineconn]

So could Pineconn_lolz be smarter than the original Pineconn?

Hey, watch it. ;) I have a 4.0.

Has no one picked up..........? Ah, never mind. You'll figure it out eventually.

[phattonez]

You mean Pineconn_lolz is Amaster?

[The_Amaster]

Wait...what?

So, that makes me smart, or dumb, or ...wait..what?

[phattonez]

According to my theory, smart. According to Pineconn's, stupid. Who would you believe?

[Russ]

I must say I am very confused right now.

[phattonez]

Well Pineconn has to come in here and spread the truth.

[The_Amaster]

Okay, I like Phattonez's theory.

And Russ, you're not alone. I barely get it myself, but hey, I'm not going to argue.

[Pineconn]

Well Pineconn has to come in here and spread the truth.

Fair enough. Read this. (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1159590&postcount=1884) Maybe you'll get it.

[The_Amaster]

Okay, issue one is resolved, at least to those who pay attention carefully.

Now issue two: Who is smarter...
is it
A.) Pineconn
B.)Amaster, rumored to be Lolz in disguise,
C.)Phattonez, who started the whole theory, or
D.) Russ, who really isn't involved at all

Cast your votes now!

[Russ]

Are you talking about a certain new member, by any chance? One who said that exact thing you posted?

Edit: I vote Pineconn is the smartest. At least, he confuses me a lot.

[erm2003]

Are you talking about a certain new member, by any chance? One who said that exact thing you posted?

Yes. This is exactly what he is talking about.

I thought it was rather obvious myself, but I guess not.

[The_Amaster]

Funnily, that's what I thought as well, at least after his first post in this thread. You don't get much more obvious than that.

[erm2003]

I knew before I saw the post here. The introduction in New Members was just a bit odd.

[Russ]

You don't get much more obvious than that.

And you don't get much more oblivious to things than me.

[Pineconn]

Are you talking about a certain new member, by any chance? One who said that exact thing you posted?

Edit: I vote Pineconn is the smartest. At least, he confuses me a lot.

Good answer. You get 10 Pineconn Dollars!

So everyone understands the correlation between Lolz and someone else, right?

[phattonez]

I vote for C.

[Russ]

Good answer. You get 10 Pineconn Dollars!

So everyone understands the correlation between Lolz and someone else, right?
Well, I guess. But I am getting the feeling we are starting a witch hunt here.

And by the way, Pineconn dollars aren't about to crash, are they?


I vote for C.

Why am I not suprised?

[The_Amaster]

Pineconn_lolz was excessivly intelligent and a fine debater. The other guy...not so much.

I wouldn't call it a witch hunt. We haven't been like "Oh, Lolz, let's all hate him". It's more "Oh, Lolz, he's back."

[phattonez]

Well it actually shouldn't be too hard to figure out, we just need the help of a mod who can see IP addresses.

[Russ]

Pineconn_lolz was excessivly intelligent and a fine debater. The other guy...not so much.


Now I think I get it.

[phattonez]

And now I'm going to declare the polls closed, so I am the smartest person at AGN.

[Pineconn]

Well it actually shouldn't be too hard to figure out, we just need the help of a mod who can see IP addresses.

Well, if he posts in the AGN Expo forum, I could do that dirty work. Which he won't.

I vote D!

[phattonez]

Pineconn's vote came too late, I am still the smartest person here.

[Russ]

Well, if he posts in the AGN Expo forum, I could do that dirty work. Which he won't.

I vote D!
Yay! If I had a reward, I'd give it to you. And actually, I am smarter than I seem. It's just I lack in common sense, which is why I appear dumb sometimes. But as I am pretty sure I am one of the only 13 year olds with a good knowledge of a programming language, I'll rest my case.

Edit:
Pineconn's vote came too late, I am still the smartest person here.
I say your vote doesn't count, since you voted for yourself.

[The_Amaster]

No, Russ did vote A. It's a tie.

[Russ]

No, Russ did vote A. It's a tie.
A three way tie! Quick, somebody, vote for me! :D

[Pineconn]

Pineconn's vote came too late, I am still the smartest person here.

Nope, DarkDragon is. (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=99491)

And we both got one vote before you closed the poll.

[Russ]

Nope, DarkDragon is. (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=99491)

I'll agree with that. But he doesn't post in this thread, so he doesn't get a slot in the poll.

[phattonez]

Why should they vote for you? I'm the most electable candidate.

[The_Amaster]

Well, I'm the evil boy genius. My extensive knowledge of quantum physics and it's death-ray applications should qualify me for something. Not to mention my plans to cross-breed Gila Monsters with Hawks to form poison birds of doom. DOOM, DO YOU HEAR ME, DOOM!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

[Russ]

Why should they vote for you? I'm the most electable candidate.
Then why is it nobody has voted for you except for yourself? At least Pineconn and I had the decincy to vote for someone besides ourselves. I say we eliminate phattonez from this poll for lack of judgement for voting for himself.

[phattonez]

That proves nothing. I am still the smartest.

[Russ]

That proves nothing. I am still the smartest.
If you were smart, then you would... you would...um, I think I just lost my train of thought. :D

[phattonez]

Then why is it nobody has voted for you except for yourself? At least Pineconn and I had the decincy to vote for someone besides ourselves. I say we eliminate phattonez from this poll for lack of judgement for voting for himself.

That's not a lack of judgment, it's my will to win.

[erm2003]

I think I am going to write in a candidate and vote... for myself. I'm only trying to complicate things a bit further.

[Russ]

I think I am going to write in a candidate and vote... for myself. I'm only trying to complicate things a bit further.
Well, thanks a lot.

[phattonez]

erm . . . AGN's Ross Perot.

[The_Amaster]

Fine, I'll settle for most intelligent. And yes, there is a difference. To those intelligent enough to know it. hehehe hahahaha MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Pineconn]

I say I'm smartest of us because I at least was nominated (and voted for once) in the Superlatives, so ha. :badrazz:

And :p. And :tongue:.

[erm2003]

erm . . . AGN's Ross Perot.

LOL. I don't know if I would take it that far.

[Russ]

Back to the subject of Lolz, how do you think he'll react when he reads this?

[phattonez]

Well I was nominated for a few things, but I won nothing. :(

Speaking of Superlatives, where's ST been?

We should make a list of current active members.

[The_Amaster]

Who knows how he'll react. I'm a good personality judge, but my best bet is either nothing or anger.

And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed, to rest my prodigious brain.

[erm2003]

Back to the subject of Lolz, how do you think he'll react when he reads this?

Probably just thinking WTF. Just like everyone else who will read this part of the thread.

[Pineconn]

Well I was nominated for a few things, but I won nothing. :(

Yeah, me too.


We should make a list of current active members.

That would actually be interesting. But I don't want to have to cry when I see the painfully low number.

[Russ]

Speaking of Superlatives, where's ST been?

At Pure ZC. He posts a lot there.


That would actually be interesting. But I don't want to have to cry when I see the painfully low number.
You'll cry more if you compare it to the list of active members at Pure ZC.

[Aegix Drakan]

I must say I am very confused right now.

Just do what I do. It things are begginning to sound really stupid/silly, just don't think about it.

:P I do it naturally. It's a gift.

Like...Grad ski trip in high school. I was bored, so I was just laying down on the couch, daydreaming. Apparently, one of the guys in the room pulled down his pants and ran around, and I didn't notice, even when he ran in front of me.

[Russ]

Just do what I do. It things are begginning to sound really stupid/silly, just don't think about it.

:P I do it naturally. It's a gift.

Not thinking about something is impossible for me.

[Feasul]

Just do what I do. It things are begginning to sound really stupid/silly, just don't think about it.

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[phattonez]

I'll start the list:

phattonez
russadwan
Feasul
Amaster42
Pineconn
Archibaldo

Sorry if I'm missing anybody, but I spent literally like 20 seconds doing this.

[Shyvus]

beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, oh beans lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah...

everyone loooooves magical Trevor, 'cause the tricks that he does....

[phattonez]

^^This kind of post is only acceptable in "So..."

[The_Amaster]

Come on, you can't forget

Prrkitty
Aegix Drakon
Erm2003

And in the ZC forums, sometimes up here we have

Joe123
Gleeok

I'll think of more later, but for now...SNOW DAY!!!

[phattonez]

phattonez
russadwan
Feasul
Amaster42
Pineconn
Archibaldo
Prrkitty
Aegix Drakon
Erm2003

ZC People? Eh, maybe if they start posting up here, but I rarely venture into their area.

[Terradigits]

Why aren't I on any of these lists?

Seriously, wtf?

You guys are all on my "Black LiSt" (no quotes) now...

[phattonez]

Well that was a quick jump from Black to Red.


And maybe if you stay around consistently for 2 weeks, then just maybe we'll put you on there.

[Terradigits]

Well, no, you're still on the "Red LiSt" (no quotes).

I shouldn't have been so ambiguous.




Everyone else though, yeah, you're screwed. The evil that awaits those on the "Black LiSt" (no quotes) will be reaching you shortly...

[mrz84]

I post here ocassionally (whenever I can get to the library anyways no a days) and yo to everybody again. :kitty:

[Dechipher]

Everyone else though, yeah, you're screwed. The evil that awaits those on the "Black LiSt" (no quotes) will be reaching you shortly...
Obviously, your post excludes me, as I'm not even an active member....

[phattonez]

Maybe you just don't post enough in this thread.

[Pineconn]

I'll think of more later, but for now...SNOW DAY!!!

Ditto! High five to that!


Why aren't I on any of these lists?

Seriously, wtf?

Because you'll be banned soon enough.

So TD, are you ready for solo and ensemble contest tomorrow? Ready to ball the place up with your solo?

I'm for sure ready with my large ensemble... and trio... and solo. Watch me get a II on all of these.

[Jenny]

dunno why, but I had a wild hair to dye my hair brown today.

[phattonez]

What's a wild hair?

[Pineconn]

According to Urban Dictionary, a wild hair is an unexpected impulse or change. I'd say that's a good definition based on context.

[phattonez]

So Jenny didn't just accidentally use the wrong word . . . maybe.

So I hit my knee when getting off the bus today, the stupid back door. It still hurts. Good or bad?

[moocow]

I had a "wild hair" to dye my hair black and orange.

http://x15.xanga.com/a53c337364031171473154/z130174057.jpg
http://x04.xanga.com/6908212179668171473242/z130174110.jpg

I hated it at first because the orange was supposed to be red... (long, obnoxious fucking story), but it's grown on me in the past week and I actually like it now. Wheeeee.

[Pineconn]

So TD, are you ready for solo and ensemble contest tomorrow? Ready to ball the place up with your solo?

I'm for sure ready with my large ensemble... and trio... and solo. Watch me get a II on all of these. :rolleyes:

Whhhooooooooooo. What a long day. I got a I ("Superior") on the large ensemble, trio, and solo. Terradigits/"Pineconn_loz", for anyone who cares, got a II ("Excellent") on his solo. But then again, he rarely practiced.

[phattonez]

You mean it's a band nerd that evaded a ban? lol.

I'm with TD, I never practiced either, but then again, I didn't need to for my high school.

[Pineconn]

Honestly, I was sort of terrible on my solo (in my opinion). Oh well, I'll take a "I".

Oh wow, look at what knowledge I just dug up. Anyone remember Rock Bottom? I forgot all about it.

[The_Amaster]

On a semi-related note, guess when the school system scheduled the huge, district-wide band concert? Go on guess...

Tomorrow night. Yeah, that's right, tomorrow night.
Well, I'm sure the applause will be thunderous from the three moms in the audience.

[phattonez]

Did they plan it in advance or is this all of a sudden?

Rock Bottom has gone the way of GB, but I think a lot more people like Rock Bottom, it's just that we would get a thread there about once or twice a month.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Yeah, we used to have a lot more forums. Like the Church of Eckels, Order of the Phoenix, Rock Bottom, General Bitching. Luckily MPQ World is still around [albeit a bit hidden].

Also, Moocow, you look way too white. You're practically glowing. :O

[Dechipher]

You totally didn't even mention Music Metropolis.

Geez.

Although, it was kind of unnecessary. But the combo of Sprite Spot and Music Metropolis helped foster more creativity here, I think.

[Pineconn]

Music Metropolis, Church of Eckels, Order of the Pheonix... Where'd all the fun go? Oh that's right, in the AGN Expo! [/advertising]

We should have a contest... One to create a new forum skin. [/Pineconn's random thoughts]

[Dechipher]

We used to have a ton of skins, that were really amazing. I believe that after an upgrade they were erased, and for some reason it is difficult to add new ones. I remember ShadowBlazer having to add them individually, I think.

I'm not sure, that was a long time ago. It'd be nice to see new skins though.

[phattonez]

I wish that I could find my old Jay Sherman avatar. That was classic.

[Gleeok]

Speaking of wild hairs, here's something strange: For a snack I just ate whole jalepenios and peanut butter plain, alternating between each...whew!, that can't be good tomorrow...

ps: I like the orange and black together. :)

[phattonez]

How does it feel in the morning?

[Jenny]

Speaking of wild hairs, here's something strange: For a snack I just ate whole jalepenios and peanut butter plain, alternating between each...whew!, that can't be good tomorrow...

eww, thats gotta burn! just say some prayers before your next 'movement' :tongue:

[MasterSwordUltima]

So I have a freakin' crumb or something, possibly a small piece of potato chip, stuck under my keyboard on my laptop. God, this sucks big time.

Also, I think its insane how there are 362 Leechers on the Smash Bros. Brawl OST torrent. I've seen so many leechers. 152 Seeders too. Lmfao.

[phattonez]

That's an unlikely coincidence, I did the exact same thing today. Damn chip, it's never gonna come out.

[Gleeok]

Hmm....turning my keyboard upside down and shaking rigorously has seem to of ejected aproximately 50-60 tiny objects...:odd:

I win.

[phattonez]

This one is way too big to be taken out that way.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Thats what she said.

[phattonez]

Then how did it get in in the first place?

[Prrkitty]

Thats what she said.

THAT comment can be taken in SO SO SO many directions!!
<EG>

[MasterSwordUltima]

Beats me. Must've slid down all covert-like...like a green beret...sneaking in...yeah.

[MasterSwordUltima]

THAT comment can be taken in SO SO SO many directions!!
<EG>

I dunno, I thought it went rather nicely with:
"This one is way too big to be taken out that way."



Oh snap, double post. Oops.

[Aegix Drakan]

..LOL, MSU. :P Those two statement DO go together...if you've got a dirty mind.

And the Brawl OST has already been ripped?!? ...Wow...these pirates work fast. ...I'm not gonna hunt it down yet, since I want SOME pleasant surprises from the Music. Man...1 gig... :P I wonder how long that'd take on my crappy 46.6 K Dial up

[MasterSwordUltima]

Then how did it get in in the first place?

AHAHAHAH!! XD Combo that in with my previous statement. I <3 AGN.

[phattonez]

That was the point of it. Real and funny.

Is there anything wrong with sleeping at 5 in the afternoon? I don't think so, so I think that I'll do it.

[MasterSwordUltima]

When its actually 9:13pm, there is. I actually woke up today at 4pm.

[Pineconn]

That was the point of it. Real and funny.

Is there anything wrong with sleeping at 5 in the afternoon? I don't think so, so I think that I'll do it.

Just 5:00? Weakling, don't get up until 9:30 P.M.!

..I actually hate myself every time I sleep in until, like, noon. I always feel like I wasted the entire day.

[Gleeok]

When I get up early I feel as though i'm wasting the whole night. ;)

[phattonez]

I was just taking a nap, not sleeping in.

[Pineconn]

Is there anything wrong with sleeping at 5 in the afternoon? I don't think so, so I think that I'll do it.

Oops. I added the word "in" between "sleeping" and "at". My bad.

In this case, there's nothing wrong with that at all. I typically take an hour nap when I get home from school.

[Modus Ponens]

I love naps, and I either totally love or totally hate the feeling I get when I wake up at like 6:30 PM after taking a nap for two hours or more, and the house is all quiet and empty, and it feels like it feels in the mornings except that I know it's not the morning...weird stuff.

Also,
http://www.ac.wwu.edu/~zwickd/bobobwingdabit.png

[The_Amaster]

I actually hate myself every time I sleep in until, like, noon. I always feel like I wasted the entire day.
QFT. Even on weekends, I'm usually up by 7:30-8ish.

[erm2003]

My body doesn't let me sleep in much on the weekends any more now that I am up at 5 during the week. It sucks but when you think about it, waking up at 8 is still sleeping in 3 more hours than normal so it's better than nothing I guess.

[phattonez]

Meh, I like waking up early in the morning. I'm terrible with staying up late at night.

[MasterSwordUltima]

I actually prefer to just stay up real late. I dunno, theres just something about staying up until 6 or 7 in the am that reminds me of summertime. [shrug] And I do like the summertime. Wish it would get its ass here sooner.

[phattonez]

Yeah, the cold in West LA isn't fun. It's really windy and it's just terrible to walk in the shade. The sun isn't too bad, but it's nasty walking out at night.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Its not really windy out, but then again, I'm never really in the open, so maybe it is. The property I live on has 20+ acres of woodland, with two...well, three, open fields. So trees usually block the wind.

However, it makes for awesome airsoft battles. And I mean multiple day long airsoft battles.

[Feasul]

I got 15 minutes of sleep last Friday morning, at about 8:30. I then immediately had to go to a three hour acting class, which gets pretty physically active. Straight from there to Calc, where I kept dozing off, and I think my professor called me out on it to the class, but I was too tired to notice. Gosh I love staying up late.

[phattonez]

Since when do professors care about people falling asleep in class?