So...

[biggiy05]

You're all incorrect. Pie is a delicious pastry crust filled with various delicious fillings for your eating pleasure.

Peanut butter pie with chocolate chips. Best pie there is. Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong because I say so.

[Trevelyan_06]

Peanut butter pie with chocolate chips. Best pie there is. Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong because I say so.

It could be because I've been drinking alot at this point, but the above sounds incredibly delicious at this point in time.

[odinson]

It could be because I've been drinking alot at this point, but the above sounds incredibly delicious at this point in time.

I could really go for some of that pie right now as well

[biggiy05]

I filled my gas tank up Friday evening. It's now Sunday and by 1am I have driven 190 miles and I'm at half a tank. I swear ever since I bought this truck all I do is drive. I just want to save my gas!

[Beldaran]

Bwer? What sort of Voodoo language are you speaking, Bel? I am seriously confused here.

Just goofing around, using calculus style terminology to make an absurd statement.

[rock_nog]

Ah, well, carry on then. As for myself, I just read up on some alien abduction stories, and I'm off to bed to have horrible nightmares about greys. Why did I do that?

[Russ]

I had sleep paralysis last night. Fun stuff. No really, it was. It started out bad, but I was able to convince myself that what I was seeing wasn't real, then I started thinking about God, then I started seeing good things instead of bad things, I felt love instead of pure terror, and then I fell asleep. I woke up feeling very happy and confused. :D

[Beldaran]

Having a sky daddy must be fun.

[rock_nog]

Heh, I remember one time, when I was a teenager, back when I was still a Christian, I stayed up late one night puzzling over God, when I suddenly had this realization. It was all about the Big Bang, the formation of galaxies, stars, planets, Earth, the incredibleness of a group of molecules being able to arrange themselves in such a way as to be able to duplicate themselves, the evolution of life, the existence of us... Really, it was just the most awe-inspiring thing ever, and the most incredible part was the fact that it was all governed by a simple set of rules, without any outside interference.

I guess it was also my first step toward atheism, because I suddenly realized "Screw magical sky daddies, this is so much more incredible than any deity a bunch of desert-dwelling nomads could concoct." In my terms at the time, I saw God not as a bearded dude who lives in the sky, but rather, the sum total of those forces which created us. And really, I still basically think in those terms today, just only without the word God, because that implies that there's some sentient being behind it, which I find to be an incredibly naive view.

[Shazza Dani]

In my terms at the time, I saw God not as a bearded dude who lives in the sky...

To quote Paul F. Tompkins, "Well no one believes that, you condescending dick. Stop saying that. There's no religion that thinks that...It's not written down anywhere."

O: I had to post that. It fit. But maybe some people do believe God is an old man who sits on a cloud… I dunno. I just like pulling quotes from stand-up comics.

[Beldaran]

To quote Paul F. Tompkins, "Well no one believes that, you condescending dick. Stop saying that. There's no religion that thinks that...It's not written down anywhere."

http://www.truthinlove.com/Pictures/clouds-jesus.bmp

[Shazza Dani]

That's Jesus. He is the human manifestation of God (allegedly). Believing Jesus is God isn't the same as having that "father time" image of an old bloke with a long white beard in the sky. No religion depicts God that way.

[rock_nog]

Look, I didn't mean literally an old man with a beard. I was getting at more the traditional view of God, as this all-powerful father figure who watches over us and has special rules that he wants us to follow.

[Shazza Dani]

Aha… ._.

[Beldaran]

According to basic, Protestant and Catholic Christianity, Jesus is god. Jesus has a beard. Someday, he will descend from the sky, which is where Heaven is.

[biggiy05]

Someday, he will descend from the sky, which is where Heaven is.

And he shall say: "Everyone eat pie"

[Shazza Dani]

I hate religious discussions so much, why am I even a part of this? ;___;

For the record, again, I'm not religious. Anyway… *changes subject*

Fawnia Mondey!
http://loribraun.squarespace.com/storage/fawnia-mondey-female-bodybuilder.jpg

[rock_nog]

Oh, one last point regarding God as an old man with a beard.

http://www.webexhibits.org/colorart/i/michelangelo-creation-adam-.jpg

But enough of this - goddamnit, I really hate when you're in a science lab class and you get stuck with a group who has no clue what the hell they're doing. It's like they're beyond useless - they try to help, but whenever they do they end up screwing things up and you just wanna be like "Okay, get the hell away from the experiment and let me record all the data. And process it. And do the write-up. Because dear God, what you people are doing is frightening."

Okay, I know I shouldn't bitch too much - I mean, they're just first-years, maybe I'm being a little hard on them, but still, ugh, it's just aggravating.

[The_Amaster]

Yeah, Rock, that's why I've built up my reputation as "that nerdy guy who always knows what to do."
That way they're all just like "so, what do we do now?" and I'm like "...prepare a .1 M solution by putting the 2.34 grams we massed out into 40 mL of water, kaaaay?"
and they're like *shrug*

[rock_nog]

I always find it amusing how 99.99% of being "that nerdy guy who always knows what to do" is simply following the directions. Really, just WTF? You sit there, and carefully explain what they should do, and then they turn around and just start mixing random crap in a beaker.

[odinson]

I hate religious discussions so much, why am I even a part of this? ;___;

For the record, again, I'm not religious. Anyway… *changes subject*

Fawnia Mondey!
http://loribraun.squarespace.com/storage/fawnia-mondey-female-bodybuilder.jpg

you have some fetish for body builder chicks?

[Anthus]

Look, I didn't mean literally an old man with a beard. I was getting at more the traditional view of God, as this all-powerful father figure who watches over us and has special rules that he wants us to follow.

http://www.freewebs.com/megamanmaniac555/megaman%20pictures/normal_drlight7.jpg

[erm2003]

you have some fetish for body builder chicks?

I don't think it's female.

[Shazza Dani]

No, I have respect and appreciation for women with hard bodies. Men too, but women especially.

EDIT: Yes, she is female. O:<

[Beldaran]

While I'm not into the all out crazy bodybuilder types, I think strong, muscular women are totally hot and sexy.

[biggiy05]

While I'm not into the all out crazy bodybuilder types, I think strong, muscular women are totally hot and sexy.

Strong, muscular women are sexy but you have to draw the line somewhere. This is not sexy.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nvDWp8u1GAM/SJkZWhu0XfI/AAAAAAAAAGU/B56WhCXY9gQ/s320/strong_muscular_woman.jpg

[ShadowTiger]

Fawnia Mondey!
http://loribraun.squarespace.com/storage/fawnia-mondey-female-bodybuilder.jpgI think she might be one of my new favorite people. Fawnia Dietrich (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Fawnia&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2) apparently.


Also, rock_nog, I will add this rather obvious thought to your thoughts on what God is, at the formation of the universe: Something had to be there for it all to have began, even before the big bang. If the big bang was a stick of dynamite exploding, who lit the fuse? Who put the dynamite where it was? Who built the dynamite? Hell, who thought up the dynamite in the first place? So yes, up until all of that, I am agnostic. But the more "behind the scenes" you get, the harder and harder it gets to deny a God of some sort doing all of that. It's all well and good that the Big Bang explains a lot of what God already has been said to have done, but what caused the big bang?

[Majora]

Honestly, I'd take a body builder chick over some skinny malnourished... thing who thinks being 50 lbs (exaggeration... or is it? O.o) underweight is attractive/pretty/etc. However, ultimately I'd be happy with a girl who's... thick, i guess is the word. Not round/fat, but prolly someone oh... 20-30 lbs (well, that they appear to be that much) overweight.

Yes I'm weird, so sue me. (You won't get much) >:O

EDIT: Weird and PICKY X_x

[rock_nog]

Why is it so hard to say we don't yet know what caused the big bang? Why is that such a hang-up with religious people? Why must we say "Well we don't know, so that MUST mean it's GOD!!!" No, I'm not going to do it. Maybe there's a God, maybe he's responsible, but without any evidence, it's positively asinine to claim that somehow the God hypothesis is more credible than anything else.

At any rate, that's a dangerous place to go. Attributing it to God is saying "We don't need to investigate further, let's just give up." And besides that, given that we know absolutely nothing about God, that answer tells us absolutely nothing about the universe. It's completely worthless.

[Majora]

Slightly relevant (http://armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=105157)

[odinson]

Strong, muscular women are sexy but you have to draw the line somewhere. This is not sexy.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nvDWp8u1GAM/SJkZWhu0XfI/AAAAAAAAAGU/B56WhCXY9gQ/s320/strong_muscular_woman.jpg

:eek:didn't even know women came that big, or maybe it's a tranny?

[ShadowTiger]

*facepalm*

[odinson]

*flying butt pliers*

[Shazza Dani]

Strong, muscular women are sexy but you have to draw the line somewhere. This is not sexy.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nvDWp8u1GAM/SJkZWhu0XfI/AAAAAAAAAGU/B56WhCXY9gQ/s320/strong_muscular_woman.jpg

I just want to know who she is. O: Yeah, she's beyond the point where more muscle becomes less attractive, but she's not that bad.

[biggiy05]

:eek:didn't even know women came that big, or maybe it's a tranny?

There are bigger women than her. I took a percocet and I'm enjoying the buzz that took away the pain. If I do a google search I'll kill my drug induced happiness.


I just want to know who she is. O: Yeah, she's beyond the point where more muscle becomes less attractive, but she's not that bad.

Google image search.

[rock_nog]

Gah... You know, Google Earth is just surreal sometimes. Like the whole ability to look up your childhood home that you haven't seen in over a decade, go to street view, and see the renovations the new owners have made to it.

[Anthus]

They also added ocean floors. And Mars, but not our own moon. Google Earth is cool because I like to mark all the mad, angry furiously awesome places my friends and I go to on our epic quests for glory.

[Beldaran]

all the mad, angry furiously awesome places my friends and I go to on our epic quests for glory.

Let me guess... the mall, the theater, gamestop.

[Modus Ponens]

You left out White Castle.

[Skulkraken]

...I've never tried anything from White Castle. Mostly because none seem to exist out here. :(

I'm having some fun participating in the Anime Grand Prix. Right now, my chosen contender is Garchomp. Yes, the Pokemon. I entered it into the contest mostly for lulz. It is loads of fun being given permission to spam another board's threads with zillions of FLYING GODDAMNED SHARKS. :p

Garchomp's current match-up -- Vs. Reimu (Touhou) (http://forums.megatokyo.com/index.php?showtopic=1733126)

It looks like it's the end of the line for the flying land shark, though. Being up against both shark-haters and loli-lovers means that it would take at least a dozen or so people to turn the tide. Oh well, at least the Chomp managed to take down a giant space loli, a hikkikomori, and Hatsune Miku. :V

[Shazza Dani]

What is the Anime Grand Prix? When I click on that link it says "You do not have permission to view this topic", and I don't feel like registering or whatever.

[Skulkraken]

It's an anime character contest. People nominate, then vote for different characters, with people making predictions on which ones make it through. Yes, it's stupid, and more or less like an anime version of the prediction contests held annually for the Super Bowl. Some of the things people come up with to entice votes, though, are hilariously awesome.

Anyone or anything that makes an appearance in any kind of anime becomes a potential competitor. Batman's a current competitor (currently set to battle against God), and Clint Eastwood & Charlton Heston were contenders (thanks to a cameo appearance in a comedy) who got knocked out earlier. (By the exact same god.)

And yeah, the threads are open only to people who have accounts. :S Google keeps copies of the threads, though. Like so (http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:1zUT2zKXOgIJ:forums.megatokyo.com/index.php%3Fshowtopic%3D1732987%26st%3D0+site:foru ms.megatokyo.com+flying+goddamned+shark&cd=6&hl=en&ct=clnk&client=firefox-a). (I think that link should work.)

[Shazza Dani]

Guys… I just had a strange realisation. D:

I never questioned this before, but for some reason I was just thinking about it, and… Has anyone else ever noticed that The 'Cat in the Hat' bears virtually no resemblance to an actual cat? I'm kind of freaked out, like, who was this creepy thing from my childhood posing as a cat? Okay, it's not that freaky, but ol' Theodor Suess was a shitty artist.

[Jenny]

so... i finally got my computer to boot up. I let my friend use my computer for a day, it comes back packed full of viruses and trojans. running my virus scanner right now. about 10 seconds and it deletes 15 things. still about an hour or 2 to go. ill post a screen shot of the results. its sure to be epic win lol.

[rock_nog]

You know, Stimpy didn't look at all like a cat, either. But damn was that show hilarious.

[Beldaran]

I let my friend use my computer for a day, it comes back packed full of viruses and trojans.

Your friend likes pornography. :)

[Jenny]

Your friend likes pornography. :)

not sure if i wanted to know that. lol

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd90/JenniferUk/th_lolvirus.jpg (http://s225.photobucket.com/albums/dd90/JenniferUk/?action=view&current=lolvirus.jpg)
and theres the results. pretty epic

[The_Amaster]

The Cat in the Hat is more a metaphor for the cat-like fickle nature of childhood...or so my English teacher would say if given the chance.

[Beldaran]

or so my English teacher would say if given the chance.

Unfortunately, he never got the chance because he's currently stuffed in your basement freezer.

Am I right? You psycho, you. ;)

[The_Amaster]

...I would be afraid to try. She's like, 60, four feet tall, has a grin creepier than ...a really creepy thing, and has an obsession with sex and death that borders on unhealthy.
Seriously, everything is either about sex, or death. Often times both. We haven't entered the realm of necrophilia yet, but I think its just a matter of time.

[Aegix Drakan]

You know, Stimpy didn't look at all like a cat, either. But damn was that show hilarious.

...Stimpy was a cat? 0_o

[odinson]

...Stimpy was a cat? 0_o

A manx cat

[rock_nog]

Alright, that's it - next person who says the Earth is less than 10,000 years old, or that life on Earth is less than 10,000 years old, is seriously getting a boot up their ass. Nothing personal Russ, this isn't directed at you. I'm just sick of all the crap that these people say and then claim it's science. Or worse yet, citing the Bible as proof of the Bible's veracity (of course the Bible is true, it says so in the Bible).

And seriously, even if there were a God, I don't think he'd be too keen on people lying in His name, which is exactly what these people are doing. Claiming the Earth is 10,000 years old is most definitely a lie, especially when you make up lies to to support your argument, and really, I just can't think of anything more offensive than lying in the name of your deity.

[ShadowTiger]

They're just using a different definition of "years."

[Shazza Dani]

God just wants to confuse us by planting fake dinosaur bones in the earth.

[Glenn the Great]

Whatever happened to that theory in which the 7 days of creation were really a re-creation? You know, the 4.5 billion years of demons living on earth, then Satan being cast out of Heaven, the Earth going dark, and then God recreating the world 6,000 years ago? They used to preach that shit on TBN every day.

[odinson]

God just wants to confuse us by planting fake dinosaur bones in the earth.

I thought that was why he sent Jesus.

[ShadowTiger]

Whatever happened to that theory in which the 7 days of creation were really a re-creation? You know, the 4.5 billion years of demons living on earth, then Satan being cast out of Heaven, the Earth going dark, and then God recreating the world 6,000 years ago? They used to preach that shit on TBN every day.


I've heard that one. Not entirely against it, no.

[Anthus]

I don't really wanna start a new thread, so I'll just ask here. First, I'm a fairly average computer user. I use my computer mostly for dicking around, and the occasional gaming. My current specs are 2.66GHz processor with 2GB RAM, and a 256MB video card. This is fine for me, but I'm seriously thinking of getting a laptop.

The one I'm looking at (http://www.ibuypower.com/ibp/store/configurator.aspx?mid=370) has 4GB of RAM, and a ~4GHz processor. I would like more RAM more than anything, since after talking with my computer expert neighbor (the guy who gave me this computer) I learned the processor speed isn't really that important for general use. He said RAM is what really matters. if you have 4GB of RAM, there won't be a noticeable difference in performance between a 2GHz and a 4GHz processor. I dunno how true it is, but he seems to know his shit. It made sense. I guess I'd like the option for a more powerful processor.

Basically, I'm asking if this computer is worth it for your average Windows user who uses Media player, Firefox, and photo shop, watches movies, and plays the occasional 3D game.

[Shazza Dani]

It's a decent laptop, but probably way overpriced. I know you could build a better desktop for less money, but I don't know as much about laptops.

[Anthus]

yeah, I'm gonna do some research on TigerDirect, and Newegg and see if I can get something similar for cheaper. I am cheap as hell, and the more I think about it, 800 for a laptop is a lot.

It may seem like I've been watching this topic since my reply was so quick but, nope, I'm not weird. I just happened to check back in now. True story.

[odinson]

A couple of hours ago I bought a breakfast cookie, it blew and now i'm hungry again. Maybe I'll have some jager befor class.

[Anthus]

You know, I seriously hate being hungry. I've gotten into the terrible habit of consuming a bunch of caffeine to suppress my hunger. I'm breaking myself of that habit, since, well, it not good not to eat, and the to trick your body into not being hungry. I mean, it just sounds like a bad idea.

[ShadowTiger]

Use nuts instead. I find that eating peanuts, cashews, almonds, etc, is a great way to stave off hunger. They're slow to digest.


In other news, this being a Zelda Classic development forum, I found This (http://brawlinthefamily.com/images/149-Hero.jpg) comic from BrawlInTheFamily dot com particularly interesting.

[Anthus]

That's pretty good, ST. I didn't get the whistle thing at first, but after looking at the final image, it made sense.

I'm looking at this laptop (http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/configdetails.asp?Base=4340453) now. I dunno if my settings will show up for people who click on it though.

[Jenny]

seems like this thread is becoming a half-twitter.

on the topic of computers, i'll be getting a new monitor in about a week. finally get rid of this crappy ass CRT. big white clunky things dont really match my awesome computer specs ;). well, awesome about 6 months ago >.>

[Beldaran]

seems like this thread is becoming a half-twitter.


aaaand, you've just made me want to stop posting in this thread forever.

[Russ]

I'd be more than happy if you did. ;)

Just kidding, of course. Something about having everything I hold true insulted stimulates my mind and helps me do better in school. :D

[ShadowTiger]

*Contributes towards the general hatred*

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-baby-name-fail.jpg?w=424&h=500 etc etc

[Anthus]

*Contributes towards the general hatred*

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-baby-name-fail.jpg?w=424&h=500 etc etc

Wow.

On to something different, I find it HULLARIUS that a 16GB iPod Touch is $300 while I can get an 8GB Sansa for $60. I guess you are paying all that extra money for the right to say, "I'm hip as shit, and I like wasting money. Seriously, it is fun."

[odinson]

I'm glad I took that test this morning a little drunk, with questions like "What is the cause of the wealth disparity bettween blacks and whites in America?" it just had to be done.

[rock_nog]

I'm glad I took that test this morning a little drunk, with questions like "What is the cause of the wealth disparity bettween blacks and whites in America?" it just had to be done.
Thank you for officially opening a floodgate of memories of all the psychology classes I took during college. Don't get me wrong - I find psychology to be infinitely fascinating, and I'm glad I majored in it. It's just - when you peel back the layers, and see how much we really are just automatons, how much our behavior is pre-programmed and how little control we really have over how we act, it's just frightening. Excuse me while I cope with a drink.

[odinson]

wow, I spelled between wrong.

[ShadowTiger]

No, you just added an extra t in a very flourished fashion. It's a sign of creativity.

[Anthus]

Quick question: Do you think the song "Rebel yell" by Billy Idol is about sex with a minor?

Let me, elaborate here. I was talking with someone and they said "what do you think it is about?". I said "sex, come on, "in the midnight hour, she cried for more, more more" how is this not sex related?". The argument was "Maybe she wants a midnight snack?".

I'm bored as hell.

[odinson]

Well, it's clearly about sex, but sex with a minor might be a bit of a stretch IMO.

[Russ]

Holy crap I'm excited! Look! http://ebzr.blogspot.com/

They're remaking one of my favorite games ever! I don't know how to contain my excitement!

[Anthus]

I was gonna copy the lyrics, and highlight parts about it being with a minor/ someone underage. After reading the lyrics, though, I guess its not really. I dunno, it was just a feeling from some of the lyrics.

Maybe it was the context of the conversation I was having. That song is also pretty hard in Guitar Hero.

EDIT: Missed that the first time Russ. Looks awesome. I think Tomato is doing a remake using a hacked Mother2 ROM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYJNd6v2jw0&feature=related

[Aegix Drakan]

Holy crap I'm excited! Look! http://ebzr.blogspot.com/

They're remaking one of my favorite games ever! I don't know how to contain my excitement!

That is flipping awesome!

*adds page to favourites*

[odinson]

Never played either of those games

[The_Amaster]

Looks pretty awesome, although it has that "Gamemaker" aesthetic that I can't stand.
Worth downloading the final thing though, I think.

[CaRmAgE]

Bah. Just as I get back from Spring Break, my computer graphics card fails, and I have 6 papers due in the next 3 weeks. Fun.

[biggiy05]

Mmm peanut butter pie with chocolate chips inside and hershey's special dark syrup drizzled on top. Damn I make good food.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/biggiy05/DSCN1735.jpg

[odinson]

you going to eat the whole thing yourself?

[Beldaran]

you going to eat the whole thing yourself?

That's what she said.

[Masamune]

That pie would be better with that chocolate that solidifies when refrigerated.

[odinson]

that magic shell stuff? no what it needs is a dip in the deep frier.

[biggiy05]

That pie would be better with that chocolate that solidifies when refrigerated.

It won't be rock solid like the chocolate you're talking about but it's in the fridge now. No I'm not eating the whole thing myself.

[odinson]

well then you won't mind if I have some

[biggiy05]

well then you won't mind if I have some

Touch my pie and I'll shank you!

Nah go for it. I had a piece a few hours ago. About to fix some dinner then have another piece.

[The_Amaster]

Dude, seriously? I will buy a plane ticket if it means a piece of that pie.

[Beldaran]

Peanut Butte pie sounds kind of gross.

[The_Amaster]

Hmm, a rocky hill shaped like a peanut? Sounds like a tourist trap you find driving through the midwest.

[biggiy05]

Peanut Butte pie sounds kind of gross.

Cool whip, cream cheese, powdered sugar and peanut butter all mixed together. Put it in the fridge for a few hours and let it set.

[Shazza Dani]

That's fucking gross.

[ShadowTiger]

Is the cream cheese modified in any way? I know that it has potential to be more than just a bread-spread, but it needs to be altered to achieve that potential, yes?

[Beldaran]

That's fucking gross.

I agree. Cream Cheese is devil-spawn. Blech.

[erm2003]

It's delicious. I have had this before and it's sooooo good!

[biggiy05]

That's fucking gross.

You're fucking gross Shazza.


Is the cream cheese modified in any way? I know that it has potential to be more than just a bread-spread, but it needs to be altered to achieve that potential, yes?

I perform a satanic ritual sacrificing the cream cheese. Blend all the ingredients together. That's all you do.


I agree. Cream Cheese is devil-spawn. Blech.

I don't eat cream cheese on anything and hate the smell but you can't even taste it in the pie.


It's delicious. I have had this before and it's sooooo good!

At least someone has good taste in desserts. It's even better with chocolate chips in it erm.

I made one the other day because we were going to celebrate my nieces birthday. My youngest niece is running a fever and throwing up so we moved it to Wednesday. No big deal, it's good for a week. I came home to find the pie missing. My dad's damn wife took the pie to her parents. Bitch owes me a pie now. And yes we don't get along. Only a few more months before I'm back in the apartment.

[odinson]

My ex who is basically still living here while studying to become a nun, just told me that she never would have let me fall in love with her or taken my virginity if she had known my politics and that she was just too out of it to know what she was doing back then. I mean what the hel.

[Masamune]

Kick her out asap. Obviously. Say something witty while doing so.

[odinson]

I can't I said I'd let her stay through the semester, and if I did she would be homeless her parents won't take her back.

[rock_nog]

She sounds pretty goddamn out of it right now. No wonder her parents won't take her back. If I produced something that goddamn idiotic, I wouldn't want to acknowledge it, either.

[Beldaran]

Let her stay, but do all kinds of weird satanic shit around the house so that she goes crazy.

[Russ]

Why not just let her stay? What's the worst that could happen?

[ShadowTiger]

She'll replace all of your condoms and other ungodly paraphernalia with statues of the Virgin Mary.

[rock_nog]

Why not just let her stay? What's the worst that could happen?
Ah yes, letting your mentally unstable ex-girlfriend who's becoming a nun stay. Sounds like a great plan. I see no possible negative repercussions there.

Are you insane?

[odinson]

She sounds pretty goddamn out of it right now. No wonder her parents won't take her back. If I produced something that goddamn idiotic, I wouldn't want to acknowledge it, either.

Except now she thinks she has it all figured out. She's also recently decided to go on a 9 day rice and water fast to attone for our relationship. The thing with her parents is pretty sad actually, her dad like won't even talk to her on the phone.

I really really wish I could do something other than let her stay here until summer when she'll be the carmelites probem, or make her homeless, but I don't know what else I can do.

[odinson]

Ah yes, letting your mentally unstable ex-girlfriend who's becoming a nun stay. Sounds like a great plan. I see no possible negative repercussions there.

Are you insane?

If you know of something I can do besides kick her out onto the street, I'd really like to hear it.

[Prrkitty]

Find and call a convent near you... they should be able to help house and take care of her until she decides to solidify her plans for her future.

[odinson]

Find and call a convent near you... they should be able to help house and take care of her until she decides to solidify her plans for her future.

get another convent would house her until the carmelites have room, well maybe, I'll look into this.

[rock_nog]

If you know of something I can do besides kick her out onto the street, I'd really like to hear it.
Don't get me wrong, I understand you've kinda got your hands tied (thank to her - God that is just unbelievable that she would... Sorry, that's neither here nor there). Just sounds like a serious mental and possibly physical health hazard, to me. Hell, I feel like I need a drink just thinking about the situation.

As usual, I'd go with Prry's advice - she's like the forum Yoda. Though part of me is incredibly bothered by the whole thing - sounds like she's got serious issues, and rather than dealing with them/getting help she decided to hide from them in a convent.

[Masamune]

She should move in with her new boyfriend God.

[odinson]

Don't get me wrong, I understand you've kinda got your hands tied (thank to her - God that is just unbelievable that she would... Sorry, that's neither here nor there). Just sounds like a serious mental and possibly physical health hazard, to me. Hell, I feel like I need a drink just thinking about the situation.

I suppose it could be worse, at least she volunteers at the retirement home and goes to church a bunch so I get a few hours here and there where I'm not in class and I have the place to myself, I need this time.

[The_Amaster]

You should be all Hamlet on her.
"Get thee to a nunnery, woman!"

[Anthus]

I feel like such a dirty little whore slut.

Does anyone here absolutely fucking hate a band, but then finds one song by them they like? Doesn't it make you feel stupid?

I don't really liek My Chemical Romance - at all. But, I like the song Famous Last Words.

[Russ]

You should be all Hamlet on her.
"Get thee to a nunnery, woman!"
:laughing: That post just earned you some good rep.

Anyways, completely off topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw. Simply amazing use of sheep.

[ShadowTiger]

Oh come on. (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=105248) :p

[erm2003]

:laughing: That post just earned you some good rep.

Anyways, completely off topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw. Simply amazing use of sheep.

Boooooo! Someone needs to read more threads before posting in So... lol.

[Russ]

Oh come on. (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=105248) :p
Wow. I did not even notice that. My dad emailed it to me this morning, and I posted it here when I got the chance. It's pretty funny that we both found it on the same day.

[biggiy05]

Random blurry picture from inside the helicopter. I spent the day with MedFlight in February and had a very slow day. The weather sucked so we were grounded most of the day. We had one run five minutes before I was supposed to leave. Turned out to be an awesome run with some massive trauma. Oh and that's en route to get the patient.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/biggiy05/DSCN1619.jpg

[ShadowTiger]

I'm glad you had fun. :)



Wow. I did not even notice that. My dad emailed it to me this morning, and I posted it here when I got the chance. It's pretty funny that we both found it on the same day.Got it on Facebook from a friend.


Aside: ... Ugh. (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-dangerous-church.jpg?w=498&h=388) Wow. *Pushes it in front of Russ and Beldaran and hides.*

[biggiy05]

So there's this girl I meet about three or four years ago. She's cute and is working to become a firefighter/paramedic like me. We hit it off but it kind of flops and we go our separate ways. Fast forward to tonight. She sends me an IM out of nowhere as I'm getting ready to head to bed. She's a FF1/Emt-B about to take her state test to become a FF2 or professional firefighter.

Four years and we have more in common now than ever before. SAWEET!

[odinson]

Aside: ... Ugh. (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-dangerous-church.jpg?w=498&h=388) Wow. *Pushes it in front of Russ and Beldaran and hides.*

They should put a warning like that on every church and a warning on every bible

[Trevelyan_06]

So there's this girl I meet about three or four years ago. She's cute and is working to become a firefighter/paramedic like me. We hit it off but it kind of flops and we go our separate ways. Fast forward to tonight. She sends me an IM out of nowhere as I'm getting ready to head to bed. She's a FF1/Emt-B about to take her state test to become a FF2 or professional firefighter.

Four years and we have more in common now than ever before. SAWEET!

Time for some hot EMT on EMT action. We will, of course, require pictures.

[The_Amaster]

Heh, go for it Biggiy.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.

[biggiy05]

I haven't even lived in Delaware county a year and I just got a jury duty summons. Luckily my friend is minutes from the court house so I can park at her place and it's only a 15 minute drive to court.

[rock_nog]

Alright, why the hell do people have to keep congregating in the hall outside of my apartment? Seriously - it's a hallway. Either go outside, or go to your own freakin' apartment, but quit deciding to just sit out there and hold loud, obnoxious conversations. I swear, it's like college all over again.

[Russ]

Hey Rock_nog, I'm curious. When you changed your avatar, why didn't you change your custom title too?

[rock_nog]

Actually, that title wasn't appropriate for my last profile pic, either. Shoot, I can't even remember when I had an avatar for which that title was appropriate. To be completely honest, I pretty much forgot my custom title even existed after I set it.

[The_Amaster]

I dunno, it kinda fits. If I saw a giant spaghetti beast flying towards me, I'd want someone to tell me "don't panic"

[Russ]

If I saw a giant spaghetti monster flying towards me, I'd want somebody telling me "I brought the sauce and the forks." :D

[rock_nog]

I dunno, it kinda fits. If I saw a giant spaghetti beast flying towards me, I'd want someone to tell me "don't panic"
Do not be afraid, my son. Let the flying spaghetti monster touch you with His noodly appendage, that you may be inspired to carry out His will, and give thanks that He created such delicious pasta in his own image. RAmen.

[Russ]

It almost makes me wish he were real, so I'd have somebody I could thank for making noodles. I love noodles.

[biggiy05]

Time for some hot EMT on EMT action. We will, of course, require pictures.

I got myself a date with the hot EMT. Damn does she look good dressed up...

[ctrl-alt-delete]

So... is the new #AGN...

[The_Amaster]

...*shrug* yeah, yeah, pretty much.

It's cool, just having a random "discussion of the moment" thread.

Oh, and go Biggiy! Best of luck man.

[ShadowTiger]

... but seriously, happy birthday to Modus Ponens and plith.

[erm2003]

... but seriously, happy birthday to Modus Ponens and plith.

I'll second that! Happy birthday gentlemen!

[Modus Ponens]

Thank you, good sirs. May plith come around once in a while to enjoy your company.

[rock_nog]

... but seriously, happy birthday to Modus Ponens and plith.
I'ma hafta third that one. Woo, birthdays, partay!

Holy crap, okay, so I finally got a subscription to gamefly so I can catch up on a bunch of Wii games that I've missed out on, and geez, No More Heroes is friggin' awesome. -

[Shazza Dani]

The fan on my video card stopped working. How do I fix this piece of shit? D:

EDIT: Lawl. I fixed it by prodding it with a screwdriver while it was turned on. Hooray for not being electricuted. =]

[odinson]

Just found out I have herpes, yes from my ex who has now decided not to become a nun, she's started interperting the bible and she thought I needed to know that she had herpes, that and she refused to let me go to class today because she was having me fast or something and we're sort of back together. She's insane but I can't keep away, my life is a mess, and I'm on the verge of flunking out of school.

[Modus Ponens]

Fuck, dude, that totally sucks giant balls. What is this bullshit about not letting you go to class? Who is she to make you "fast" or whatever? Look, you probably care about her, and maybe she provides whatever stability you need right now (though I can't imagine it's too much given how nutty she sounds), but if you're going to flunk out of school, you can't miss class because your girlfriend is weird. She should know this and you can probably find some way of keeping her and still going to class. Lots of people do.

[The_Amaster]

*yawn* Up at two thirty this morning, three hour drive to check out Purdue, day of campus tours, student Q&A, drive home. Still haven't decided where i want to go. Tired.

[biggiy05]

*yawn* Up at two thirty this morning, three hour drive to check out Purdue, day of campus tours, student Q&A, drive home. Still haven't decided where i want to go. Tired.

Up early, drove to four different fire stations all spread out as far as can be. Passed my emt girl, almost went off the road because I thought she was in training all day. Got laughed at. Go to OSU by the way.

[rock_nog]

Alright, I gotta go dissect a fetal pig shortly. Hope my CON holds out - barfing/fainting (or worse, both) is not compatible with me passing this class.

[Modus Ponens]

Don't you have even one Barbarian level? Just rage through it and you'll get +4 CON or some shit.

[rock_nog]

Well, I could give raging a shot, but then I run the risk of accidently the whole fetus, and that wouldn't be much better.

[The_Amaster]

Here, how many ranks of Animal Husbandry do you have? That should give you the basic biology you need.

[rock_nog]

It's okay, I successfully survived the dissection with minimal freakout, thanks to a combination of a little raging plus a lot of gallows humor. Okay, so the fetal pig didn't make it out alive, but it was an acceptable casualty.

[MasterSwordUltima]

So...why is there even a link to page 277 at the bottom? It took me back here to page 276...


...I'm almost entirely sure that I asked this before too...

ANYWAY, Who wants to play Shattered Earth? Because I am right now.

Motherfucker. Of course my post would be on page 277, just to mess with me.

[Shazza Dani]

Whenever the last page is full, it shows a link to the next page even though there's no posts there yet. Kind of annoying. =\

[Aegix Drakan]

What? You didn't think to use a little Psycho?

:s I dissected a cow eye in high school. UUUUGH.... I hate cutting shit open like that! It's just...disgusting!

Can't we make it optional and let the aspiring scientists and psychos have their fun alone?

[The_Amaster]

Hmm, I wanna say sophomore year we did squid, crayfish, and frog. It was alright, but it was hard to make stuff out.
I'm like "...is that the spleen? I think its kinda where the spleen is supposed to be...ish..."

[Shazza Dani]

When I was a sophmore my class dissected frogs. Of course I just chilled back and took no part in it.

[Banon]

I remember back in grade 8, I had to do a cow toungue (spelling?) dissection. I kept thinking to myself, "why? Why the toungue? Is there a point to this? Will parts of the toungue be on the test? We didn't learn anything about toungues, so why are we dissecting one? What is the point?!"

For the record, no, there was no test, and the teacher never spoke about the dissection ever again. I still can't find a reason for it. It was like the tunnel scene from Charlie and the Choclate Factory.

[Aegix Drakan]

For the record, no, there was no test, and the teacher never spoke about the dissection ever again. I still can't find a reason for it. It was like the tunnel scene from Charlie and the Choclate Factory.

There was a point to that scene. It was to show that willy wonka was totally batshit insane!

[MasterSwordUltima]

I had to dissect a worm. Which was also the most retarded thing, because I remember nothing other than a kid eatting one of the organs. Which is also the most retarded thing you could do.

[The_Amaster]

Agh, I've got to go in and get my schedule changed tomorrow. I thought I had a second period study hall this quarter, that I was going to switch to something else. Turns out, they did it for me.
Heck, I didn't even know we offered "African American and Hispanic History"

[MasterSwordUltima]

Neat. I wish my school offered russian, so that I could have spent time learning it there as opposed to at home, but whatever.

[biggiy05]

I hate math, oh yes I do.

[The_Amaster]

Okay, I could have sworn that I had all my Social Studies requirements met. Apparently not, as now I need this class to graduate.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Then you had better start studying socials.

[biggiy05]

Place your bets now!

Who is going to be the first to make a post asking where this thread went?

&

How many angry members are we going to have over the thread being moved?

[Cloral]

http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=105326

There's your answer.

[Dark Nation]

I think it would be more controversial/interesting if the staff members ignore all questions about the missing thread. Like we're hiding something. :)

[Prrkitty]

DN, I'd already planned on that... :)

[biggiy05]

I think it would be more controversial/interesting if the staff members ignore all questions about the missing thread. Like we're hiding something. :)

My original idea was to lock all the threads but everyone would catch on too easily. I think we should leave it in here for a few days. Bring it back after the first.:laughing:

edit: Those damn monkeys are already starting to put the pieces together. I say we leave the thread here through the end of the week.

[Dark Nation]

Especially since we have another April Fools joke going into effect at midnight. :)

[Glitch]

Moved the recently made So.... thread into religious debate, lol.

[biggiy05]

I may or may not have moved some threads all over the forums. I'm taking no responsibility for making everyone think they're tripping but I'm also taking full responsibility for screwing with everyone's mind.

[Prrkitty]

holy cow! everything is discombobulated... <lol>

[biggiy05]

I'm having fun with this...I started a waffle debate.

[DarkDragon]

You should click on "Leave no redirect," so that people can't easily tell where the thread went ;)

[gdorf]

I am pretty excited to see how this all appears when the forums are reverted tomorrow. Good show DD. :)

[ctrl-alt-delete]

God, they are freaking out that this thread is missing. I love it.

[biggiy05]

God, they are freaking out that this thread is missing. I love it.

This had a bigger impact than I thought it would. Russell is going to have a heart attack if this thread doesn't come back.

[Modus Ponens]

Well I hope you're happy. Russell is dead.

[Beldaran]

I enjoyed seeing it gone.

[biggiy05]

Well I hope you're happy. Russell is dead.

i grinning ear to cheek.

[Modus Ponens]

Did you have your mouth moved to the side of your head?

[Banon]

I missed the So... thread... It's the only place I can eavesdrop on random people's conversations without getting caught.

[biggiy05]

Did you have your mouth moved to the side of your head?

A little tipsy earlier this morning. Vodka tends to do that.

[Archangel]

Indeed, I'm sitting half naked in bed with a bottle of gray goose wondering why the hell I have no pants on. :naughty:

[The_Amaster]

Heh. I wondered what happened to this. Having read the above posts, though, I'm wondering if there was an April Fools mastermind thread like last years, that would be fun to read through.

[Questwizard88]

Easy cheese. It's awesome. But what happened to Bacon N Cheddar falvor Easy Cheese? I haven't seen any in stores in years, yet it's still listed on the back of the cans like it, y'know, exists.

Yeah I've always wanted to know the same thing. I called the company once before cause they never had the nacho one even though they said it on the can, and they brought it back for about a month many years ago, then it disappeared right along with the bacon and cheddaar one. Weird, and it makes me quite angry. I guess its about time to call and give them a load of crap again and see if they bring it back.

[Link 101]

Are you guys talking about like, Easy Mac? I never thought the bacon and cheese would be good. I never tried it. I think they sell it around here though, if that's what you're talking about. Is it good?

[odinson]

Are you guys talking about like, Easy Mac? I never thought the bacon and cheese would be good. I never tried it. I think they sell it around here though, if that's what you're talking about. Is it good?

easy cheese is a cheese like substance that comes in a shaving cream can

[Link 101]

Oh. Interesting. So like Cheese Whiz? That stuff is good, but I don't know about the cheese and bacon deal. Have you ever had it, odinson? Or anyone else? Is it actually pretty good?

[odinson]

I've only had the regular kind of easy cheese. I guess it's like cheese wiz, I don't think I've ever eaten cheese wiz.

[Link 101]

Are you from the United States? Or maybe Cheese Whiz is like, a fictional product modeled after Easy Cheese. I don't eat cheese out of cans very often, ha ha. Though, that kind of shit is good on Ritz crackers.

[odinson]

Yes, I am from the united states. Only cheese whiz I've ever seen is a dip that comes in a jar. If I'm going to eat something as unhealthy as fake cheese I figure I might as well go all the way with it and get easy cheese.

[Link 101]

True that man, true that. An interesting cheese concept I heard of while reading Death of a Salesman is fucking whipped cheese. Like a spreadable cheese, probably something like Easy Cheese, but in a container. I wonder how that would taste.

[odinson]

how about an easy cheese filled chocolate cup?

[Link 101]

So basically, you want an Easy Cheese Cup? Yum. After they make those, they can make spin offs, like Easter egg shaped chocolate cups filled with cheese, and Christmas trees filled with cheese. Then they can do the inverted one, where there is a cheese cup filled with chocolate.

That all sounds amazing.

[odinson]

but of course they will need to make the cheese a bit sugary, like the reese's peanut butter, or else it would taste funny with the chocolate

[Link 101]

Yeah. I guess you're right. Reese's peanut butter definitely doesn't taste like regular old peanut butter. It's regular peanut butter plus something like...15g of sugar or some shit. Just a rough estimate, don't quote me on that.

Shit, now I want fuckin' Reese's cups. Thanks a lot DUDE.

[Russ]

This had a bigger impact than I thought it would. Russell is going to have a heart attack if this thread doesn't come back.


Well I hope you're happy. Russell is dead.
Na, don't worry. The defibrillator kept me going. :D

So yesterday I dropped my DS, and the hinge broke, and the bottom left corner got dinged up. So I called Nintendo. Now that the DSi's out, the repair fee is 82 dollars. Sheesh. Plus Nintendo's hold music is some annoying tropical remix of the Mario theme song, which gets on your nerves real quickly.

[Cloral]

how about an easy cheese filled chocolate cup?

Ewwwwwwwwww!

[Aegix Drakan]

I know how you feel Russ.

Nintendo wanted to charge me 90 bucks for a replacement DS, because they don't cover hinge cracks anymore for some reason.

My mom offered to get me a new DS for my birthday though, so it's all ok. (although I can never falthom HOw I got TWO hinge cracks, when I've been trating my DS really really carefully since my LAST huinge crack incident.)

Oh, and as tempting as the DSi sounds, I'll pass. Apparently, using an R4 doesn't work on those. And although I doubt them, I've heard rumors of bricked DSis due to flashcarts.

[MasterSwordUltima]

So I know this guy on another forum who goes by Udunson. And when I read Odinson in my head, I got confused for a second.

Also, TOP OF THE PAGE AGAIN. Swoosh.

[Archangel]

I was talking to my friend today, "she's a vegetarian, who only consumes vegetables and fruit. and stuff made from it." And I asked her if she would eat nuts, pasta, grains, etc. She said no because it doesn't come plants. I think she failed out of school with that kind of response :rolleyes:. I didn't say anything mean though and quickly changed the subject to video games to make her feel more secure since vegetarianism is her soft spot. Do you think I should of corrected her?

[MasterSwordUltima]

Nuts are considered poultry, for whatever reason, so yeah, yes, or whatever answer you're looking for. :)

[Beldaran]

Nuts are considered poultry,

No they are not.

[Shazza Dani]

Nuts are fruits.

[The_Amaster]

I've just spent an hour fighting this same battle over and over again in Geneforge 4, switching my stratagy up each time, and I'm not at all frustrated or tired, despite most runs lasting three or four minutes.
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. The quicksave key is my friend.

[MasterSwordUltima]

No they are not.

I was taught in high school that Nuts are considered Poultry, and go in the Poultry group!


...DAMNIT, IT WAS BEANS....ffffuuuucccckkk....

[Beldaran]

Beans are legumes. Poultry are birds.

Edit: Just realized you were talking about the food pyramid. You're right, meat, poultry, fish, beans, eggs, and nuts are in the same category.

I thought you were just making insane statements, like somehow nuts = birds or something. Sorry.

[Archangel]

I was taught beans come from plants not birds.

EDIT: Damn it beldaran. You type faster I guess. :shrugg:

[MasterSwordUltima]

Oh wait, so nuts are in that category too? I still win!

I would like to revoke that ffffuuuucccckkk....

[Archangel]

You want to revoke that you fuck. Why the hell would you want yo do that?

[Shazza Dani]

Man, fuck the food pyramid.

But yeah, it's not the fucking "poultry group"—that would only include birds, except it's not a real group.

But fuck the food pyramid anyway. Make up any groups you want.

*brb eating from the volcanic rock group*

[Archangel]

:lol:

Nice Shazza

I'm eating from the shit tasting group myself. Man health food is disgusting. :sick:

[Shazza Dani]

A lot of healthy food is good. But if all else fails, add a tonne of hot peppers. Yum.

[Archangel]

I assume you're from India since you love it spicy. I like it spicy to, does can't stand the smell of some of you're spices. Indian food is good, and I get lots of it with an Indian Contractor living with my family.

[Shazza Dani]

I'm not really from India, but I am part Indian. (I look very white, much to my dismay) Indian food is great though.

[Archangel]

That's a good thing, you can run through the mall and ride international flights and not be hounded by mall cops and flight marshals. Damn racial profiling. :angry: Fucking cops.

[Shazza Dani]

I've thought about things like that. If I was born with darker skin my life would be different in a lot of ways. I wouldn't hate it though. I get jealous of people who are 100% Indian.

[Archangel]

Yeah, I prefer people who are 100% not white myself. :shrug:

[rock_nog]

Having a single ethnicity and heritage is lame. I mean, why settle for a single flavor of soda at the soda fountain when you can mix several together and create an entirely new flavor?

[Archangel]

And then you could add some magic dust to spice it up a little. :naughty:

[Shazza Dani]

lawl. When I read that I was thinking of Angel Dust. That's an entirely different drink… xD

[rock_nog]

Even without magic dust, I gotta say - 1 part cola, 1 part ginger ale, 2 parts sprite, and 4 parts orange soda is absolutely delicious.

[Shazza Dani]

I don't really drink soda anymore. And as far as I can remember, I never tried mixing different types.

[Archangel]

Do I even wanna know what you drink?

[Link 101]

Some Burger Kings actually have charts that show you good soft drink combinations. They have witty names too, but I can't remember any of them.

Don't worry Shazza, I hardly drink soda either. So much sugar. I prefer straight up water.

[rock_nog]

Honestly, I'm not much of a soda drinker either these days, not that I don't appreciate it when I do have it - and I haven't made my special drink (which seriously needs a name) in years, but damn, it was great stuff.

[Shazza Dani]

Do I even wanna know what you drink?

Mostly water. Sometimes vegetable juice (Spicy V8!)* or orange juice.

*http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2008/2/17/1199317876-198_full.jpg

[Archangel]

I prefer tea myself. Fruity Tea with a little bit of artificial sweetener.
Celestial Seasonings' True Blueberry flavor is my favorite.

Anyways, has anyone ever spiked a punch bowl or one of those large containers you make drink mix in the bulk and throw it in their.

[Link 101]

Try fruit punch and lemonade mixed together, now THATS a good mixture. I like Kool-Aid a lot too.

I've never spiked any drinks, but one year the seniors at my highshool put laxatives in the condiments.

[Shazza Dani]

I'm not a fan of fruit punch or lemonade.

[Archangel]

Okay Shazza that V8 sounds like its the nectar of god. I've never seen that flavor.

I also love coconut water... Oh god that stuff is so good. Next time I go to the store I might just buy me some. Or go to New Panda Chinese Restaurant. :yummy:

[Link 101]

I'm a big fan of vitamin water, Sobe and that Fuze shit if I'm going for something with flavor.

[Archangel]

That new G2 gatorade makes is pretty good. I also like the green rain they make. Propel is disgusting though. :sick:

[biggiy05]

That new G2 gatorade makes is pretty good. I also like the green rain they make. Propel is disgusting though. :sick:

Grape flavored propel isn't bad. I don't drink it when I work out though because of the after taste it leaves. Water beats nearly any drink out there. Alcoholic drink would be Jack and Coke.

You can never go wrong with milk and Hershey's special dark though.

[Shazza Dani]

I actually drank three Vitamin Waters today. I was walking all over Monroeville looking to buy a mountain bike. So I was out for about five hours, and I stopped to get a Vitamin Water a few times.

[Link 101]

I like propel. I've been trying to drink plain water if I'm gonna drink water. Especially when going to the gym.

[Archangel]

I'm going to go take a piss and then go to bed and have pleasurable dreams. <_< Goodnight all.

[Shazza Dani]

Yay piss~ g'night.

[Link 101]

Night Archangel. I've been pissing like a race horse because I drank 8 servings of water in like an hour and a half. I hate having to piss every 10 minutes.

[Russ]

Oh, and as tempting as the DSi sounds, I'll pass. Apparently, using an R4 doesn't work on those. And although I doubt them, I've heard rumors of bricked DSis due to flashcarts.
I know how you feel. Half the time I play DS, it's a GBA game, and I use my M3 for everything (I made backups of all my DS games and save files on it). There's a DSi specific flash card, but I don't want to have to buy another one, and I still won't be able to play GBA games.


I've been pissing like a race horse
You're the second person I've ever heard say that. The only other person is my friend's girlfriend, who always says "I have to pee like a racehorse". I personally find the phrase to be very strange.

[Daarkseid]

I personally find the phrase to be very strange.

Why? Are you under any sort of impression other than that when horses pee, its a garden hose like stream that will leave a very large pool of urine.

Hope this helps.

Fake EDIT: I either know this because as a kid in rural Idaho, I had opportunities to spend time in places where horses were kept, or I'm a degenerate who likes to watch horses urinate. You decide.

[Russ]

I honestly hope it's the first one.

[Trevelyan_06]

I honestly hope it's the first one.

Sorry to break it to you, but that is incorrect. Daark is known for his wide and varied collection of horse peeing videos.

[Modus Ponens]

I own four!

[Link 101]

You're the second person I've ever heard say that. The only other person is my friend's girlfriend, who always says "I have to pee like a racehorse". I personally find the phrase to be very strange.

That IS interesting that you've never heard that phrase much before. I hear people say it all the time, or at least I think I do. Maybe it's just my imagination. The phrase does make sense, nonetheless, because I would assume horses pee a whole bunch, like Daarkseid has pointed out. And boy was I peeing a whole bunch last night.

I kind of wish I owned a horse or something. I've ridden a horse before with my good man Yoshiman at his uncle's or something. It was very fun, and I'd like to do it again sometime.

[rock_nog]

Honestly, I just deduced the meaning of that expression from the expression "hung like a horse." I figure, if horses are known for being well-hung, then I imagine that when they piss, it's like a fire hose or something.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Bleh, I drink atleast a 24oz bottle of pepsi everyday. I do the awesome $5 trick at the soda machine at work, where you put in a $5, the LED display reads "3.00" [for whatever reason]. Then you pick a soda, it comes out, and the display changes to "2.00". So then you hit the change return button, and it pops out the $5 bill thinking it's a $1, AND gives you four quarters...which then go into the snack machine right next to it.

Turkey Hill Green Tea is also good stuff. I usually drink that when I airsoft, since soda gives you a terrible energy crash.

[Archangel]

You should raid the machine at your work and put the sodas on the desk of what ever you don't like.