hilarious joke

[noobboy]

:uhoh: The mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"



and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"


and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"


and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?"

"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"

[Glenn the Great]

Did you learn that one on the playground?

[Dechipher]

Weird....when I first saw this topic, I read 'moocow' as the poster, and was wondering, upon reading the thread, wtf she was thinking.

Then I glanced at the name again.

[moocow]

Weird....when I first saw this topic, I read 'moocow' as the poster, and was wondering, upon reading the thread, wtf she was thinking.

Then I glanced at the name again.

Banned.



;) Kidding!

[Darth Marsden]

We do have a thread for jokes which we like to direct people to. It's this one, which is at the top of General Discussion. (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=90810)

Not a bad little joke though. It may have had more impact if your grammar was better though.

[noobboy]

Its just a joke

[Beldaran]

Its just a joke

yes... we know.:confused:

[Darth Marsden]

Its just a joke
Hey, I'm not criticizing you, just, y'know, letting you know we have a thread that's dedicated to jokes like this one.

If I wanted to mean, I'd say 'Now let's see YOU type that without any typos'.

:D

[Sam Atoms]

Sounds like one straight out of the sandbox. Very nice.

[Pineconn lolz]

That wasn't very funny.

[Gerudo]

i didn't laugh. :(

[Darth Marsden]

Dammit, why won't you people let this thread die?

And for the record, I didn't laugh either, but it did bring a slight smile to my face.

[mrz84]

I found it very disturbing to say the least. :kitty:

[likesallusions]

O.O

So much language...that's going to be a trip to work out with that kid...and the guests...and parents...heh.