Pineconn is...

[Pineconn lolz]

...The Dirty Sanchez

Ask him about it...

[Darth Marsden]

No.

[Pineconn]

...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/PokeMaster/spammm.png

[Pineconn lolz]

How creative, Pineconn. It's not like I haven't seen a similar picture 10,000 times before on other forums. Anyway, I looked up The Dirty Sanchez on Wikipedia, and apparently is is/was a tv show/movie.

Oh, and the least you could do is acknowlage my comments, or fight back with one of your own...

[Darth Marsden]

...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/88315~Dirty-Sanchez-Posters.jpg

[Pineconn lolz]

Too bad Pineconn looks nothing like the guy in that picture...

[Pineconn]

"..." kind of describes my situation, still.

Lolz, I'm going to hurt you when I see you Monday.

[Pineconn lolz]

What is this "Monday" you speak of? You just get weirder and weirder everyday...

BTW, I think I overheard something you said friday, that no one heard but me. And guess what, HAD everyone else heard it, they would have been immensly grossed out. I guess you can figure out what i'm going to do...

[Dechipher]

This is the most childish, pointless thread ever.

However, it's entertaining, so it's all good.

[Pineconn lolz]

I believe you mean "Thread", but yes, it is.

I was bored, so I decided to mess with Pineconn a bit. And if he replys, the hilarity shall continue.

[Glenn the Great]

Hey Pineconn, on Monday, you need to bring 3 things to school:

-Jelly
-Container of fireants (or similar insect if you don't have those)
-Spare lock

Take these three things, and use them on Pineconn lolz's locker. It worked for me in Middle School.

[Pineconn]

*takes notes happily and gratefully*

Dang it, I walked right past no less than 10 ant hills when I went turkey hunting this morning, and I know that one of them was the home of red ants (after realizing this after kicking it open, I found myself taking long strides away from it).

Hmm, how about bees? Those should do well. And we have a jar of old, grody strawberry jam, that should do. And excellent, I happen to have a few spare locks. :sly:

BTW, if a mod wants to lock this thread, be my guest. In the meantime... Lolz's middle name is Donald. http://www.zeldapower.com/forum/images/smilies/looove.gif

[Pineconn lolz]

As far as I know, there is no grounds for the locking of this thread.

And no one cares about my middle name. Lastly, you take everything way too seriously...

[Pineconn]

No, but there is grounds for the locking of your locker. Thank you Glenn. :)

(Is that "is" or "are"? No matter.)

[Majora]

Why can't the random whack-jobs just all go away? :disgust:

[The_Amaster]

....this is possibly the most bizzare thread I've ever read here.
However, if I may offer my own advice, as a backup of Glenns, may I suggest a plan involving a large mocha latte, and elephant, and six weeks in the desert. Run that around in your head, Mr. Michael Bickerton. *Thanks the gods of IP*. Pineconn just let the seed of the idea spread from there, and I'm sure a solution will present itself.

[Pineconn]

...I'll keep that in mind. Well, I can't wait for Pineconn lolz's next sad attempt at... whatever he's doing.

[biggiy05]

This is almost as zeldafan500's random threads to get his revenge for making his e-life less cool.

Pineconn lolz you failed to make a funny.

[Plissken]

Is Pineconn lolz supposed to be a friend? Or just another jackass that are to common in school?

[Pineconn lolz]

No, I am not another Random spammer. No, my name is not Mr. Michael Bickerton (or any variation of it)

Honestly, I was just bored, so I made a thread about Pineconn. Part Revenge, part randomness. I was not trying to be funny. None of you even have any idea what I was talking about when I called Pineconn The Dirty Sanchez. None of you can put any logic behind my post, so quit trying to say I was attempting to do this or that, and just take this thread for what it is: an attempt to communicate with Pineconn while he is in his elemant

Oh, and Pineconn, I told Paul today about this. Perhaps he'll stop by too?

[Dechipher]

We have this thing called Private Messages.

Threads are made with a purpose for more than just one person, generally.

I'm not saying your thread was out of place, just that if you don't want people to reply with what they think, don't post it.

[Pineconn lolz]

No, i'm fine with people replying with what they think. Thats half the fun.

[Pineconn]

Yeah, this is kind of the most interesting thing that happened to me this weekend, at least. And that's pretty big, considering I picked up branches from my yard, went for a wheeze-inducing bike ride, went turkey hunting, push-mowed my lawn, went turkey hunting again, and then spread gravel and mulch along a mile long trail.

So, yeah. I might as well give the background info about this whole thing. I checked out Wikipedia the other day, and I saw that the Wii was that day's featured article. I clicked on it and noticed that somebody replaced the word "Wii" with "The Dirty Sanchez". (Interestingly, in about 15 minutes, it was fixed.) The next day at school, I mentioned this, and he and someone else decided that The Dirty Sanchez was a funny nickname to call someone. Hence this. Yeah, pretty uninteresting. :sweat:

[Glenn the Great]

Put it in your custom title.

[Dechipher]

Put it in your custom title.

And be a tool...

[Fabiano the Spy]

Haha, this has been a funny little thread. I'm kind of suprised it hasn't been closed (I'm not saying it should be in any way), but as stated above, it has been entertaining.

[Darth Marsden]

Oh my god, I've just had the best idea EVARS!

[AGN Cafe, day, school hall. Everyone's sitting around, having a good time et al. Amaster42, biggiy05 and Pineconn are relaxing on a Friends-style couch while Darth Marsden is leaning on the couch from behind, sharing an encounter with them]
Darth: Ok, so I was just standing there, and the guy walks up to me and says 'How's your arm, bitch?', and I tell him 'Yeah, it's still a little sore', so he just whacks it, right? But nothing happens! And he's standing there like 'What? You told me...' and I say 'Yeah, but I'm a Sith Lord, remember? We tend to lie a lot' and they're STILL cleaning his guts off the roof. God, that was a fun afternoon.
[As he's talking, Dechipher comes up to him]
Dechipher: [Taps Darth's shoulder] Hey Darth, I have to take you to the War Lord's office.
Darth: What? I didn't do it, it was the one-armed bandit!
Dechipher: Look, I've just been instructed to bring you to War Lord's office.
Darth: Oh, for the love of a good woman who doesn't have herpes and/or genital warts! I'm in the middle of something!
Dechipher: Come on man, I'm just doin' my job.
Darth: [Taunting him] I'm juh duh duh duhhh! I don't care if you're just doing your job, I'm busy! The man's just gonna have to wait!
War Lord: [Stepping out of his office] Darth, get in here before I ban you for being an asshole!
Darth: [Everyone looks at him] Oh, thanks. Bitch.
War Lord: NOW!
Darth: I'm coming, I'm coming.

[War Lord's office, moments later. Darth and Dechipher enter the room, where War Lord and MottZilla are waiting. Darth flumps down into the empty chair and waves his hand in front of War Lord]

Darth: Darth didn't do anything. He doesn't need to be banned. He deserves an animated avatar. He deserves to be respected and feared. Etcetera.
MottZilla: Knock it off Darth.
Darth: [Puts the hand down] Eh, worth a try.
MottZilla: It didn't work the first time, what makes you think it'll work the 57th time?
Dechipher: I think Darth deserves an animated avatar.
Darth: [Looking at Dechipher] I wasn't even aiming at you!
Dechipher: Darth wasn't even aiming at me.
Darth: Ah, sod it.
Dechipher: Darth sods it.
Darth, MottZilla and War Lord SHUT UP!
War Lord: [Pauses to make sure Dechipher has shut up, then addresses Darth] Darth, the reason we called you in here is because I think it's time you tried out being the General Discussion forum moderator.
Darth: The GD mod? Me?
Dechipher: I would just like to say that I am firmly against this.
War Lord: Duly noted. Now get on with it.
MottZilla: ...fine. Ahem. You need to watch for bad behavior, and make sure anyone in the threads is either behaving or has a season pass.
War Lord: Right. If anyone doesn't, you have the authority to warn them and inform me.
Darth: Auth- authoritah?
Dechipher: Darth has authoritah.
Darth: Not now.
MottZilla: Now Darth, being the GD moderator is a big responsibility. You need to take the job seriously, and for god's sake don't abuse the power.
Darth: [Wearing an innocent smile] Me?

[A montage. First scene is the GD halls. Darth pops up dressed as Dog the Bounty Hunter. He walks around and strikes a few poses. He pockets a can of Bear Spray into its holster, makes sure he has handcuffs, then checks his newly grown goatee. Next, he pretends he's driving a real car. Back in the, he walks into view and strikes one more dramatic pose, then the POV changes and he's walking towards the camera. One more scene has him turning the steering wheel of an SUV. Over all of this, there's a funky song playing with the following lyrics:]
Darth: There's fear and darkness all around you
The criminals are on the run
No use in not having your season pass
I'll take you to the owner 'cause I'm the Dawg
I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg
The GD Moderator!

[When the song finishes he's in the SUV. He grins until a hand appears and knocks on the driver's window]

Car Salesman: [Opening the door] Hey you, get outta there.
Darth: That's cool. I'm done making my video anyways.

He picks up the video camera from the front of the SUV and leaves. The video shoot resumes at GD. Darth is on the job when he turns around and sees someone else in the hall. He strikes a dramatic pose and yells]

Darth: Season pass! Show me your season pass!
Masamune: What?
Darth: [He shoves Masamune into the wall and whips out the Bear Spray] You know what this is? This is the mace that they use on bears, faggot! Now let me see your season pass!
Masamune: Ok, Ok - It's right here. [He reaches into his pocket and pulls it out to show him]
Darth: [Releasing the boy] All right, cool, brah. Go with Christ. [He turns right and walks away. Masamune isn't happy]
Masamune: What? You can't just push me up against the-
Darth: [Kicks masamune, who flies away and breaks through the opposite wall] Ha! [Marching on, he starts singing his song again] I am the Dawg, the big bad- Oh my God! [He sees a wad of paper on the floor, before running over to pick it up and check it out] What the sithspit is this?!

[New Members. The moderator, Prrkitty, is shown teaching them about shapes. She's drawn a circle and is now drawing a square]
Prrkitty: And so this shape with four sides is what, class?
Darth: [Bursts into the classroom. Everyone turns to see who it is. Darth walks up to Pineconn_lolz] Pineconn_lolz! You littering my hallway, brah?!
Prrkitty: Darth? What the hell are you doing?!
Darth: I found this in the GD hallway. [He unfolds the wad of paper - it's a drawing Pineconn_lolz has made of Prrkitty with hearts all around her. It looks like it was drawn by a two year old in crayon] Apparently your new charge Pineconn_lolz has a crush on you. [Pineconn_lolz looks around nervously] You got a crush on your mod, brah?! Keep it out of my hallway! Go with Christ. Here you go. [He hands the drawing to Prrkitty and heads for the door]
Prrkitty: Darth, was that really necessary?
Darth: Hey! I don't tell you how to run your section, don't tell me how to run mine! [Leaves, closing the door behind him]
Fabiano the Spy: lolz has a crush on Kitty!
New Members: lolz has a crush on Kitty! [The group laughs]
PrrKitty: Alright, that's enough, guys! [The group keep on chatting] Ok, you know what? Everyone dismissed. We'll meet back here tomorrow. [Everybody starts to leave, including Pineconn_lolz] Actually, Pineconn_lolz, could you stay just a few minutes, please? [B][He does so. After a minute, only him and PrrKitty are left. She moves towards him] Listen, Pineconn_lolz, I'm very flattered by all of your love notes, but I need to be clear. See, there've been a lot of female moderators on the news lately who have been having relationships with young male newbies and, people might get the wrong idea, even though... I do admire you. You are so smart and gifted. So mature for your age.
Pineconn_lolz: [In a baby-like voice] I don't like Mason.
PrrKitty: You listen, and you really care about what I have to say. You make me feel things I've never... [She reaches out to Pineconn_lolz and touches his right hand] felt before. [She and Pineconn_lolz hold hands, but she lets go and leaves her seat] Dammit, this is crazy. I'm your moderator. How can we be having these feelings for each other? [She turns around and faces him] You're so mysterious, and I can't... and I can't...

[She begins to swoon. A montage follows to REO Speedwagon's Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/reo+speedwagon/cant+fight+this+feeling_20115696.html). She and Pineconn_lolz rub noses as a heart frames them. Their shadows rush up and hug each other, then twirl around together as hearts pulsate outward. They hold hands again. She takes him out to dinner and chatters away. She takes him out to ice-skate at a skating rink. She takes him out to a dinner picnic before a setting sun - they share wine and cheese. She takes him out for a ride on a duck boat - she does the driving. She has an artist draw a picture of them. They hop onto a merry-go-round and get on horses - she blows a kiss at him there. She takes him home and watches TV with him. Finally, the scene ends with the two of them under the covers - looks like she was having some fun]

PrrKitty: That was unbelievable. I've never felt like such a woman before. They'll say our love is wrong, but we can't let anybody know; they'll never understand. [She rolls to her right and starts massaging Pineconn_lolz tenderly] We were meant to be, I know it. How else could sex be that incredible? [She lays back down]
Pineconn_lolz: I made a nuno.

[The boy's room in General Discussion. bigjoe rushes in and towards the urinal. Once in place, he sets his season pass down next to the sink and does his business]
bigjoe: Hey there, Mr. Wiener, whattaya know? Do ya need to tinkle tinkle? [Falsetto] Yes I do think so.
Darth: [Bursts into the restroom. bigjoe is startled] Hands?! Let me see those hands!
bigjoe: Backs off] Haaaah!
Darth: [Advances] Where's your pass?! Show me your season pass, brah!
bigjoe: [Looks around frantically for it] It's, it's... I just had it! [Keeps looking, but Darth grabs him]
Darth: I knew it! [He slams bigjoe's head against a toilet stall, then tosses him to the floor, cuffs him, and escorts him out of the restroom. Focus briefly on the hall pass, by the sink where bigjoe left it, before cutting to the waiting room outside War Lord's office. Darth and bigjoe wait on the bench outside. bigjoe's fly is still undone, revealing his polka-dot underwear]
Darth: Look, brah, I had to bring you in, but I don't have any hard feelin's against you all right?
bigjoe: Wha?
Darth: Here, you need a smoke, brah?
bigjoe: Uhh, Ok. [Darth puts a cigarette into bigjoe' mouth, then lights it for him]
Darth: You've gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah.
bigjoe: I do? [Coughs. He's clearly not a smoker]
Darth: Jesus is Lord. You can go one direction in life, or you just walk around the hallways without a season pass. Or you can see the light, brah. [bigjoe coughs some more]

...I AM TEH GENIUS!
More soon. Trust me, it gets better and betta!

[Fabiano the Spy]

Wow. That's simply the best piece of art I've read, Darth :)

However, I must say that we need to cut you back from South Park ;)

[Dechipher]

At least you spelled my name right, even if you did make me into a whiney bitch...

[ZTC]

Darth, that was the best post of this thread. Kudos

[Glenn the Great]

Haha man, that's great!

[Fabiano the Spy]

At least you spelled my name right, even if you did make me into a whiney bitch...

At least you got unique lines, lol. I seemed to be all ditzy and...the rest of the class said the same line as me.
haha, you didn't seem that bad ;)

Anyway, please do write more. This is highly entertaining.

[Darth Marsden]

Judging by your avatar Dechipher, you're still under my influence...

[Pineconn's house. He walks in through the front door and throws his keys on a nearby table when the phone starts ringing. He picks it up.]

Pineconn: Hello?
Voice on Phone: Hey Pineconn, it's Pineconn_lolz's mother.
Pineconn: Oh, hey. What's up?
Pineconn_lolz's Mum: Well, Pineconn_lolz has a doctor's appointment this evening. Do you know where he is?
Pineconn: Yeah, he's over at PrrKitty's house. God only knows why, but...
Pineconn_lolz's Mum: Could you do me a favor and go tell him about his appointment? It's right near your house over there, isn't it?
Pineconn: Yeah, sure.
Pineconn_lolz's Mum: Thanks. I'll talk to you soon.

[Pineconn puts the phone down and heads out the door again. CUT TO PrrKitty's house, a lovely one-story structure. Starland Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight" is playing inside. Pineconn walks up to the front door and knocks]

Pineconn: Hello? [Hearing no response, he opens the door and walks in] Excuse me. I'm here to find Pineconn_lolz? [He moves further into the house] Uh, hello? Is Pineconn_lolz here? [He hears some giggling and heads for the room it's coming from - turns out it's the bathroom] Hello? [PrrKitty, in the bathtub, looks at him]
PrrKitty: Aah! [Covers her breasts]
Pineconn: Woah! [Turns round in embarrassment] I'm-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-I'm just looking for Pineconn_lolz! [At that, Pineconn_lolz pops up out of the water dressed in snorkel gear. Pineconn turns round at the noise] Pineconn_lolz?? [He looks at PrrKitty, who stares blankly back at him] What the hell is going on?
PrrKitty: Oh, what's the use, Lolz? We're caught. [Moments later, an angry Pineconn is pulling his Pineconn_lolz towards the front door when she emerges from the bathroom in a dressing gown] Hold on, please, you don't understand!
Pineconn: [Turns to look at her] Really?! What's there not to understand?!
PrrKitty: Your namesake and I... are in love.
Pineconn: ...he's a bit of a noob, don't you think?!
Pineconn_lolz: Nana! [Angrily, he leaves Pineconn and stands beside PrKitty]
PrrKitty: Pineconn_lolz is very mature for his age, and you know it!
Pineconn_lolz: Ring around the rosey.
PrrKitty: He makes me feel like nobody else does. He loves me and only me, and I know I'm a goddess to him. When we make love, he can give it to me HARD, or soft and gentle-
Pineconn: Oh sweet Moses on a pogo stick, I didn't need to hear that!
PrrKitty: ...yeah, sorry.
Pineconn: [After an uncomfortable silence] Well, uh, Pineconn_lolz has a doctor's appointment, so... [He tries to pull Pineconn_lolz away from PrrKitty]
Pineconn_lolz: [Resisting] Nonono, nononono.
Pineconn: Lolz, you can't possibly want this. It's... it's so wrong!
Pineconn_lolz: [Sobbing] No, no.
Pineconn: Lolz?
PrrKitty: Is it so hard to believe that true love exists?
Pineconn: [Turns to the front door] This is nuts.

[The AGN cafe, night. A bunch of people are eating what presumably dinner. At one table War Lord, MottZilla, Pineconn and Pineconn_lolz are all eating one thing or another]

Pineconn: Guys, how well do you know PrrKitty? [Pineconn_lolz glares at him once he says this]
War Lord: Pretty well, I think. How long has it been?
MottZilla: [Finishes his mouthful of food] Uh, god, I dunno. Years.
Pineconn: Yeah, well my namesake here likes her a whole lot.
War Lord: I don't blame him, she's a very likable person. Why we made her mod of New members.
Pineconn: Well yeah, except maybe it's not perfectly great, because to some degree, my namesake and her are having an-
Pineconn_lolz: [Interrupting] Spider-Man! I'm safe, Spidey save me!
MottZilla: Why are we eating with him again? He keeps throwing food at me.
Pineconn: It's important. Listen, I thing there might be something you should look into about this guy visiting PrrKitty all the time-
Pineconn_lolz: [Interrupting again] Weohhh part ten. Mom-my I love you I love you.
War Lord: Ok, that's just creepy.
Pineconn: I'll deal with him. C'mon, you. I want a word.

[Pineconn leaves his chair and takes Pineconn_lolz to the other side of the Cafe. Pineconn starts arguing with his namesake] You just can't expect me to sit there and say nothing. No, Lolz, I'm supposed to be looking out for you. So what? I wasn't going to just blurt it out, I was gonna use some tact, but you won't even let me... What? Uh uh! Stop right there, man! [Pineconn_lolz is replying with a series of snippets from nursery rhymes, which has nothing to do with Pineconn's concern. The two are finished, and the two of them return to the table]

Pineconn: Guys, I think maybe you should talk to Pineconn_lolz about love and sex.
MottZilla:We already have a section for that. It's called Ask Someone Who Gets Laid.
War Lord: God only knows what he'd want in there, though.

[The next morning. Breaker is lounging around the AGN Cafe like always, along with Glitch and ShadowTiger. They're all dressed in cop uniforms, except for Breaker, who's wearing THIS (http://glenn.hotarubi.net/breaker.jpg)]

Breaker: You're so full of crap, Glitch.
Glitch: What? I did shoot him in the face. Twice.
Pineconn: [Walks into the Cafe] Ex, excuse me? [The look at him as he walks over] My name is... Brad. And uh, I need to report a crime. Anonymously.
Breaker: Oh yeah? What's the crime?
Pineconn: Uh, w-one of the moderators is having s-s-sex with a new member.
Breaker: Holy crap! [The group are suddenly serious and alert. Breaker puts his hand on Pineconn's arm] Ya-you did the right thing telling the fuzz, Brad. Now, who is the mod? What's his name?
Pineconn: Well, it isn't a guy mod. It's a woman.
Glitch: A woman.
Pineconn: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.
ShadowTiger: [Taking notes] Oh, but, but she's ugly, right?
Pineconn: Well no, not really. It's the New Members mod, PrrKitty.
Glitch: Wait - some young guy is having sex with PrrKitty?
Pineconn: Yes.
Glitch: Nice.
Breaker: Nice.
Pineconn: What?! No, you don't understand-
Breaker: You sure they've had sex?
Pineconn: Yeah.
ShadowTiger: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Pineconn: I think so.
ShadowTiger: ...Nice.
Breaker: Nisssse.
Glitch: Nisssse.
Breaker: So wait, what, what's the crime?
Glitch: The crime is she isn't doing it with me. [The others laugh]
Pineconn: Hey! He's a total noob! She's taking advantage of him.
Breaker: You're right. We're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down and... give him his "Luckiest Boy In AGN" medal right away. [The others laugh again]
Pineconn: [Throws his hands up in frustration and leaves] Gargh!

[AGN, day, random hallway. People are wandering around aimlessly, as you do. Pineconn approaches Amaster42 and biggiy05, who are leaning against a wall talking]
Pineconn: Guys, can I talk to you?
Amaster42: Sure.
Pineconn: Look, I need you to keep quiet about this, all right? [Darth walks up] That guys who's username is like mine and PrrKitty-
Darth: Brahs, I'm gonna need you to start clearin' the hallways, aright?
Pineconn: Not now, Darth! I have really serious problems!
biggiy05: Dude, what's the matter?
Pineconn: PrrKitty is having sex with Pineconn_lolz.
biggiy05: ...woah.
Amaster42: Seriously?
Darth: Damn, brah, that little mini-you is pretty freakin' lucky.
Pineconn: It's not cool! The bastard isn't old enough to understand.
Darth: What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some, stick it inside her and squirt.
Pineconn: [Looks long and hard at Darth] "Stick it inside her and squirt"?
Darth: Yeah, I believe that's a pretty accurate description of sex. Well, unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and squirt over her face, but that's nowhere near as hot.
biggiy05: Look, I really don't see a problem.
Darth: Yeah, I've got bigger things to deal with.
Pineconn: You guys don't understand! His wacko mod is like a schoolgirl! They pass notes to each other all the time, they have sex at her house whenever they get a free moment, [Darth waves Pineconn off and walks away] and they sneak out and kiss in the hallways! [This stops Darth and makes his eyes big]
Darth: They WHAT?!?
Pineconn: They sneak out and make out in the hallways!
Darth: [Spins around to face Pineconn] Now hang on a second: making out in the hallways is strictly against forum policy!
Pineconn: Well they're doing it!
Darth:Yeah? Well now it's personal. This forum is my jurisdiction! If there's a infraction going on, they're gonna have to deal with the Dawg!

[Another group of New Members are being taught the basics of etiquette by PrrKitty, with the usual results - complete failure. She plows on, bless her, as she wipes the text off the blackboard]
PrrKitty: Ok guys, just continue with your macaroni pictures. I need to step out for a second. Uh Pineconn_lolz, could you give me a hand, please? [Pineconn_lolz leaves his seat and joins PrrKitty outside. She puts him on the shelf of the nearby telephone booth] Oh Lolz, I just had to have a second alone with you.
Pineconn_lolz: I like dada better.
PrrKitty: I got your love letter, and I wrote you one back. Oh, just one kiss to hold me over for the rest of class. [She begins to kiss Pineconn_lolz when Darth appears in the distance and turns towards them]
Darth: Hall infraction! [He runs over to PrrKitty]
PrrKitty: [Turning to Darth] Oh, uh, we were just heading back in.
Darth: You got a season pass, brah?!
PrrKitty: I don't need a season pass. I'm a moderator.
Darth: Yeah? Well, where's his season pass?!
PrrKitty: Look, just let us get back in-
Darth: Get down on the floor!
PrrKitty: We're going back inside!
Darth: [Whips out the Bear Mace] You like bear mace, icehead?!
PrrKitty: What?!
Darth: You're goin' with Christ! [He sprays PrrKitty pretty good]
PrrKitty: AUGH!

[Next stop, War Lord's office. Darth, PrrKitty and Pineconn_lolz stand before War Lord, who is reading through the two love letters]
Darth: ...And that's what I got, brah. These two were in the hallway making out. She had those love letters on her person.
War Lord: 'Pineconn_lolz, I long to feel your arms around me'? PrrKitty, you- you're having a relationship with this noob?
Darth: Yes. In the middle of the forum, without a season pass.
War Lord: This is unbelievable.
Darth: I know. It's like a season pass doesn't even matter to them.
War Lord: PrrKitty, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to inform Breaker of this.
PrrKitty: [Puts her hands to her cheeks] Oh God...
Darth: You just dealt with the Dawg, bitch.

...for the record, the original version of this episode is one of, if not my absolute favorite episode(s) of South Park. I just constantly find it hilarious. Also, I can't wait to see PrrKitty's reaction when she reads this thing. Oh, to be a fly on the wall of her place when she twigs...

More this evening, if my sister doesn't steal the PC from me.

[Prrkitty]

ROFLOL!!! Darthy... I'm speechless. When I can quit laughing I'll try to respond more... ;)

Edit: by the way Darthy... the name "Cartman" got by ya... once... in the story :) <giggle>

[Pineconn]

I just want to remind people that this is a work of fiction!

Such great stuff. I especially like the part where you bash Lolz... which is kind of the entire story. More, now!

Please. :)

[Darth Marsden]

by the way Darthy... the name "Cartman" got by ya... once... in the story :) <giggle>
How dare he sneak into my plagiarized story! Consider yourself excised, fat ass. Well spotted!


Such great stuff. I especially like the part where you bash Lolz... which is kind of the entire story.
Ahh, you noticed. :D

[The streets, later. Police and news reporters are present as Glitch and ShadowTiger escort a handcuffed PrrKitty into a waiting Megazord, under the watchful eye of Breaker]

Breaker: [To PrrKitty] Sorry we had to do this, but the boss man insisted. [The 'fuzz' escort PrrKitty into the waiting 'zord]
fatcanfan [Walking up] What's goin' on?
AtmaWeapon The New Members mod is suspected of having sex with a noob.
fatcanfan But... she's a woman.
AtmaWeapon Yeah. I know.
fatcanfan But... she's hot.
Pineconn: Wow. I think I owe you one, Darth.
Darth: You don't owe me anything. My forums are cleeean. [Points his index fingers at the camera]

[That evening, Pineconn's house. He's sitting reading a book when the doorbell rings. He answers it and sees Pineconn_lolz standing in the rain ('cause it's always more dramatic if it's always raining) at the door.]

Pineconn: Oh. Look, I didn't tell on you, you got busted by Darth. [Pineconn_lolz glares at him] Ok, Ok. I did have something to do with it. But someday you're gonna realize it was for the best.
Pineconn_lolz: You are dead to me.
Pineconn: ...what?
Pineconn_lolz: I said, you're dead to me!
Pineconn: I'm dead to you?
Pineconn_lolz: You're dead to me! [Walks away into the rain]
Pineconn: ...cool. [Closes the door and goes back to his book]

[It's the next morning, aboard Breaker's Megazord. PrrKitty is on the phone to someone as the others argue about which building to accidentally smash next.]

PrrKitty: I'm on the Breaker-Zord. They say they found some evidence. I'm so scared. [Brief cut to reveal Pineconn_lolz is at the other end of the line] Listen, I want you to know it's Ok. If anybody tries to talk to you, you don't need to say anything. Just leave it to me. I know a way out of this.

[Cut to a News 4 Newsbreak intro]

Anthony: Welcome back. If you're just joining us, we're covering the breaking story that's rocked the internet, as a forum moderator is facing being stripped of her mod status and even a possible ban for allegedly having an affair... with one of the noobs under her care. The case is shocking, due mostly to the fact that the mod... is pretty hot. If the accusations are true, then... nice. Uh, looks like the defendant and her lawyer are about to give a statement, so we'll go straight to the scene.

[Cut to the front of the AGN courthouse. PrrKitty and her lawyer are standing outside the building, along with a podium with billions of microphones attached that looks like a cheap Doctor Who monster. She clears her throat and prepares to speak]

PrrKitty: I am deeply sorry to announce that the allegations against me are true. Over the past several weeks, I have been having physical relations with a noob.
Reporter: [Cut to see the reporters and onlookers reactions] Nice.
redmage777: Nissse.
PrrKitty: I know my actions were wrong, but I cannot be fully to blame. You see, I am an alcoholic.
ShadowTiger: ...ohhh.

[Cut to the AGN Cafe. A group of people, including Pineconn and Darth, are watching the report on TV. As PrrKitty speaks, Darth puts his head in his hand]

PrrKitty: [Over the TV] Yes, I'm afraid it's true.
Darth: Oh, I don't believe it.
Pineconn: What?
Darth: She's using the Mel Gibson defense, the clever bitch!

[Back to the courthouse]

PrrKitty: I am a perfectly good person, but when I drink, the alcohol makes me say and do things I wouldn't normally do.
Breaker: Well, that explains it.
Glitch: So, do we still press charges?
Breaker: Who are we gonna convict? Johnny Walker?
Reporter: Poor woman. She's a victim.
redmage777: Yeah, a hot victim.
Lawyer: [Stepping up to the mic] My client has agreed to check herself into rehab immediately.

[Everyone cheers. Cut to the Online Drug & Alcohol Rehabilitation Center. Patients line up and go in through a revolving door only to come back out and continue down the line. Inside, PrrKitty is talking to a counselor]

Counselor: Alcohol is a crutch which we use to medicate ourselves; to, to cover up emotional baggage from our past. Was there ever a history of sexual abuse in your family?
PrrKitty: [Looking away and clearly just going through the motions] No, but my uncle used to ask me and my twin sister to kiss and he'd take pictures.
[Counselor: Nissse. [Sometime later, they're outside the center. He's seeing her off] Congratulations, PrrKitty. You're clean. Now stay that way, y'hear?
PrrKitty: Will do!

[She walks away, gets into her truck and drives away. She drives up to the Pineconn_lolz's house, stops, gets out a ladder and extends it, props it up against his window, and climbs up. Inside Pineconn_lolz's room, he'sbuilding something with his Lego. PrrKitty appears at the window and opens it up]

PrrKitty: Lolz! [She climbs in and walks to him. He turns and stands, his arms outstretched]
Pineconn_lolz: PrrKitty! [They hug]
PrrKitty: Listen, we have to get out of here. They'll never let us be together. I think... I think we should go to Milan, like we always talked about.
Pineconn_lolz: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Mulan!
PrrKitty: Pack your stuff, we don't have much time!

Cut to outside. Pineconn is walking down the street, humming a merry tune to himself. He turns a corner and is almost run over by PrrKitty's truck as it speeds round. He recovers, then sees the ladder lying on Pineconn_lolz's house. He suddenly realizes what's happened and runs after the truck, which vanishes into the ether]

[Cut to the Breaker-Zord. The guys are lounging around again when Pineconn and Pineconn_lolz's mother run in]

Breaker: Are you sure you're not lying, Glitch?
Glitch: No, really! I shot both of them! They weren't even doin' nothin'!
Pineconn_lolz's Mum: Help! Please, I need your help! That moderator, PrrKitty, she, she left town with my son! I got a note saying they're going to Milan!
Breaker: You're kidding!
Pineconn_lolz's Mum: No, it's true! [She waves the note]
Breaker: Dammit! Where were all these sexed-up moderators when I was a noob?
Pineconn_lolz's Mum: This is serious!
ShadowTiger: Yeah, the boy's going to Milan with a beautiful older woman. Quick! Call the FBI! [The others laugh]
Pineconn_lolz's Mum: Are you going to do nothing?!
Breaker: [Irritated] All right all right, we'll make a report. Jesus...

[Sometime later, outside the AGN Cafe. Pineconn sits on one of the outside tables, depressed. Darth walks up to him]

Darth: There you are. What are you doing? You giving up, brah?!
Pineconn: The guy's in Milan. There's nothing I can do.
Darth: No, they haven't left yet. Their flight is tomorrow morning.
Pineconn: ...how the hell do you know that?
Darth: I had VEL check out their Travelocity account.
Pineconn: VEL?
Darth: Yeah, VEL is my bitch now. I put a whole crew together, brah. I'm gonna get that forum-defiling slut no matter what it takes! Are you in?!

[Another music video. In this one, Darth introduces his crew. We get 'VEL - Darth's Bitch', 'Lilith - Darth's Driver', 'Yoshiman - Darth's Muscle' and 'Pineconn - n00b'. All of them wear T-shirts with a little South-Park style Darth on them]

Darth:I got some badass guys to help me.
I only had to pay them twenty bucks.
You think you got away with not having a season pass?
You won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg!
I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!
Think you can get away with not having a season pass? Think again! [The video ends and the hallway looks normal again] How was that, DarkDragon?
DarkDragon: Yeah, that was pretty good.
Pineconn: Can we please get going now?
Darth: Yep. That was the music video - now let's roll!

Cut to an airport Hilton, night. Planes can be seen behind it taking off. Zoom into one of the windows to reveal PrrKitty's room. Pineconn_lolz is in bed watching TV, and PrrKitty comes out of the bathroom in a dressing gown]

PrrKitty: Lolz, is that all you're gonna do - watch TV?
Pineconn_lolz: I love TV. Yaaay!
PrrKitty: [Climbing into bed] But what about me? I want to talk. [Pineconn_lolz just goes back to watching the TV]

[Cut to the inside of a car, night. Darth and his crew are driving to the airport, and by extension, the Hilton]

Darth: [Holding up a picture of PrrKitty] Everyone get a good look at our fugitive! I want her taken down fast and clean!
Yoshiman: She ran away; now she got to deal with the Dawg, huh?
Darth: ...yeah. Yeah she does. [Focusing] VEL found out they have a room at the Airport Hilton. We need to search it. Here's the hotel! [Speaks into a walkie-talkie] VEL, tell Lilith to pull up here! [She does so. The car pulls up to the hotel entrance and brakes quickly] All right, let's go! Move out! [They all leave the SUV and rush into the hotel]
Bellboy: Hey! You can't leave your car there!
Darth: It's Ok - I'm a forum mod! [The group pass through the front entrance] Keep separation! Lilith, check out our twenty!
Receptionist: Can I help you?
Darth: You seen this woman, brah? [He shows her the picture PrrKitty] She's staying here!
Receptionist: Who are you?
Darth: [Sings] I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg...
Head Concierge: I think you should leave, before I call the police!
Darth: VEL! Bear-mace that guy! [She sprays bear mace all over the concierge and he crumbles to the floor, trying to vomit] Let's check out the rooms! Lilith, Pineconn: you go that way! VEL, you're with me!
Bellboy: [Dials 911 on his mobile] We need the police here, right away!

[Darth begins his rounds. He goes to Room 236 and knocks on the door with the bear mace can]
Guest 1: [Opening the door] Yes?
Darth: I'm looking for this mod. [Out with the picture again] Is she in your room, brah?!
Guest 2: [An elderly man in Room 233 opens his door] Do you mind keepin' it down?
Darth: [Walks over to the second guest and threatens him with his bear mace] Keep your mouth shut, brah!!

[PrrKitty's room. Both of them react to something. In the distance, police sirens sound and get closer to the hotel. PrrKitty looks out the window and sees three police cruisers pull up to the hotel, right outside her window]

PrrKitty: Oh no! Pineconn_lolz! [He climbs up to see the commotion] They're on to us!
Pineconn_lolz: Oh no!
PrrKitty: Hurry darling! We have to get out of here!

[Meanwhile, the police rush into the hotel lobby. The bear maced concierge is vomiting over the floor]

Officers: What have we got? What have we got?!
Officer: Who called 911?!
Receptionist: They went that way. [She points in the direction Pineconn and Lilith took. The concierge throws up again. The officers leave] Look out! They have bear mace!

[The hotel, upstairs. Pineconn and Lilith make the rounds on the third floor]

Lilith: [Knocking on a door] Open up, I'm with a psychopathic Sith Lord! [Her walkie talkie sounds up - she answers it]
Darth: [Over walkie talkie] I heard that.
Lilith: ...how the hell'd he do that?
Pineconn: Oh crap! [He's seem some officers round the corner at the far end of the hall]
Officer: [Draws his gun] You freeze right there! [Pineconn and Lilith run in the other direction]

[The fifth floor. PrrKitty covers up and peeks into the hallway. She looks both ways, then steps out of the room]

PrrKitty: Come on, darling! [Pineconn_lolz steps out and they beginning walking. Yoshiman rounds the corner behind them and catches them]
Yoshiman: Ha! [The pair stop and the camera zooms in on Yoshiman as he fumbles with his walkie talkie. Eventually he gets it working] Uh I got 'em, Dawg. Fifth floor!
Darth: Praise Christ! Let's go! [The elderly man is convulsing from the effects of the bear mace]
PrrKitty: Lolz, run! Back on the second floor, Darth and VEL run down a hallway]
Darth: Bear mace that guy! And that guy! [VEL maces another bellboy and a guest as she and Darth run by. Police officers round the corner and run after them]

[Cut to the roof. PrrKitty and Pineconn_lolz have made it all the way to the top. Dart, VEL and Yoshiman show up behind them and run out onto the roof. Police officers show up behind them and run out onto the roof ]

Darth: Freeze, bitch!
Officers: Freeze! Hands up! Don't move! Etc!
Darth: It's all right! There's been a misunderstanding! I'm a moderator. [The officers are somewhat stunned] This fugitive is trying to avoid a forum infraction by skipping off to Milan.
Officer: Hey, that is the mod we just got the report about. [She and Pineconn_lolz back up slowly, towards the roof's edge. Pineconn and Lilith show up]
Officer: [Through his megaphone] All right PrrKitty, you've got nowhere to run!
PrrKitty: Why couldn't you just leave us alone? All we wanted was to love.
Darth: Get down! We can do this the easy way, or we can do it Dawg-style!
Yoshiman: She gawt a scarf awn her heyd, huh?
Darth: God dammit Yoshi, shut up.
PrrKitty: It's all over, Lolz. Milan, the house in Tuscany. They'll never let us be together! We have to go with the backup plan. [She and Pineconn_lolz walk to the roof's edge and look down at the ground]
Officer: [Through his megaphone] Now hold on, don't do anything foolish! We can talk about this!
PrrKitty: [Returning from the edge with Pineconn_lolz] You can't accept our love? So then we can only be together in eternity!
Pineconn: [Steps through the crowd towards Pineconn_lolz] No! Don't do it, man!
Pineconn_lolz: I don deser futty bad man.
Pineconn: Look, please. I know your first love seems like the only love, but trust me, it's not. You have so much life ahead of you. [Pineconn_lolz looks at Pineconn intently]
PrrKitty: You who don't believe in true love don't understand.
Pineconn: You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship.
PrrKitty: I'm afraid you're too late. [To Pineconn_lolz] Are you ready, my love? [She and Pineconn_lolz turn around and run for the edge] Here we go! One, two, three, aaaahhh! [She steps onto the edge, but stops. Pineconn_lolz goes all the way and jumps off. He lands face first onto the pavement and splatters, his remains looking somewhat like a badly made pizza. PrrKitty watches this, then steps off the ledge back onto the roof]
PrrKitty: God, what an idiot.
Pineconn: Wait, what?
Darth: Well, I guess that's one way of wrapping this case up.
Pineconn: But... but I was supposed to save him! It was gonna be the whole crux of the episode!
PrrKitty: Oh, shut up. He was an asshole. He deserved to die.
Pineconn: Well yeah, but I thought I was gonna do it.
PrrKitty: Then you thought wrong, didn't you?
Darth: [Moves towards the camera] Well, looks like once again, the Dawg has prevailed. I hope you've learned, kids, that if you don't go with Christ, you could end up just like that Mozart masterpiece down on the pavement.
Officer: Hey, you guys need to get off the roof now.
Darth: That's cool. I'm done making my video anyway. [He walks towards the camera and turn it off]

THE END

Until I think of another one, anyway.

[Majora]

BEST FRICKIN STORY EVER! Although I sure as hell didn't think you would create the Prrkitty + Lolz affair thingy :naughty: :laughing: :glare: :disgust: :kitty: :highfive: :thumbsup:. That made me laugh out loud at the school library and I got kicked out for the day.

[The_Amaster]

...odd. Funny as hell, tho. Are you still copying South Park? This seems more original.

[Darth Marsden]

I am still copying South Park. This is a bastardization of one of my favorite episodes, Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (http://www.southparkstuff.com/season_10/episode_1010/), from Series 10. It does seem more original then the other SP-based stories I've done, but I think that's to do with the larger number of AGN 'concepts' I've used - Forum Moderators, the Breaker-Zord, that sort of thing. It also helps that the original story is a cracker. You can grab it from the site linked, if you haven't seen it already.

And majoras_wrath: That means I win. :p

[Sam Atoms]

Holy gee whillickers. Darth Marsden, I'd say you're well on the road to immortality.

I did one of these way back in the day. It was called "Zuhlduh Classuhk", and it was inspired by the Terranigma dialogue spoof written by underTakr and Dais, called "Turruhnigmuh". It featured such characters as Eckels, Nightmare, Warlock, and myself (using my previous screenname of course). It was well received by Eckels, but now its content would be about 6 years out of date (and therefore, would have been pruned). We've needed some of these for a while, without realizing it, I think.

[Pineconn lolz]

Wow...

Darth Mardsen, seriously? How long did it take you to write that? I'm not even bothering to read that.

I would insert something witty here about Pineconn, but alas, i'm running out of time.

[Majora]

If thats an insult to Darth, you can go just hang yourself from a tree.

If it's not an insult at Darth, I would assume all of about 10-15 minutes. If not less.

For the record, I recommend you read that as A) you could learn something and B) It's funny

[Pineconn]

We get 'VEL - Darth's Bitch', 'Lilith - Darth's Driver', 'Yoshiman - Darth's Muscle' and 'Pineconn - n00b'.

*ignores that*

~

God that's hilarious. At least you made Lolz shut up. :tongue:

And I still titanically remind that this is fictitious, brah!

Sorry, I just had to say that. Braaaaah.

[The_Amaster]

So, Darth, what's going to happen when you run out of South Park episodes? In like twenty years. It is a lot funnier if you know people around here, I must admit.

[Pineconn]

Yeah, y'know Darth, you kind of just forced yourself to end the story by killing off my pitiful namesake. Badly made pizza, huh?

I've had my 15 minutes in the spotlight, you can pick someone else now if ya want. Of course I don't really care, as long as whatever you copy plagiarize steal write is funny. ;)

[Prrkitty]

*about dies laughing*... I was wondering how you were gonna end it... I haven't laughed so hard in my life as I have reading that!

I'm at a loss for words Darthy... too freakin funny to be offended.

[Glenn the Great]

Judging by your avatar Dechipher, you're still under my influence...

Dechipher actually has a cool avatar now, and I can so see him in your story. My favorite part is near the beginning when you are in the office with him and War Lord, and he's saying he is against it. I could so see him in that scene right there with that avatar. Perfect casting!

Edit: I just wish Chip would thin his avatar so it doesn't stretch the postbit. I wish someone would redo the avatar width limit so that wouldn't happen.

[gdorf]

Edit: I just wish Chip would thin his avatar so it doesn't stretch the postbit. I wish someone would redo the avatar width limit so that wouldn't happen.
I thought that was a silly thing to complain about, so I couldn't help but poke fun.

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Also, congratulations to everyone (read: Darth) for bring a lame thread to life.

[Glenn the Great]

I thought that was a silly thing to complain about, so I couldn't help but poke fun.


On my personal Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, Aesthetic Need outranks everything but Physical Needs and Self-Actualization.

[Darth Marsden]

Wow...

Darth Mardsen, seriously? How long did it take you to write that? I'm not even bothering to read that.
...but... I wrote the thing for you! Do you know how hurt my feelings are? How could you say something like that? Hours, it took me, hours of my life, toiling away, copying, editing, re-typing, and you just blow it away without a second thought? Have you no feelings at all? You... you monster!

Runs away crying

Slightly more seriously: It takes me about an hour to 90 minutes to write each part, so with three parts, I estimate this took me about 5 hours. As I have said before, way too much free time. Still, if it makes so many people happy, then it's worth every second and I don't regret it for a minute.

I may run out of South Park episodes, but that won't stop me. As threatened before, I do have some original ideas floating around in this big ol' brain of mine, and let's not forget that there are hundreds of other shows out there I can bastardize my way through! For the moment though, I think we're good.

If you've see the episode I've hacked, you'll know the episode ended rather suddenly. Aside from the name changes and switching 'hall monitor' to 'forum moderator', this episode is pretty much intact. I've just tweaked the ending round so that the idiot died instead of the uber-cool person. And speaking of her, glad you enjoyed this so much, PrrKitty. Always nice to make other people smile.

I think I'll reserve future stories to when they're appropriate, like this one. That way when I start one, people are pleasantly surprised and it's a nice break from the norm. Also, being known as 'the story teller' is a title I feel worthy of :) For the moment, I think I'd like to concentrate my efforts on my novel (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=96949) and have these be entertaining distractions.

Finally: Pineconn, I didn't know what else to call you. It wasn't meant as an insult, honest! Juts think of yourself as the newest member of their little gang, which has promptly broken up and will never be heard of again because I didn't have the cash to pay them :p

[Glitch]

This thread is about as useful as a asshole on my elbow.

[Glenn the Great]

This thread is about as useful as a asshole on my elbow.

Knowing you, that's a real compliment.

[moocow]

This thread is about as useful as a asshole on my elbow.

We could say the same about you, my darling.

:)

[Pineconn]

...but... I wrote the thing for you! Do you know how hurt my feelings are? How could you say something like that? Hours, it took me, hours of my life, toiling away, copying, editing, re-typing, and you just blow it away without a second thought? Have you no feelings at all? You... you monster!

Runs away crying

Pineconn lolz is known by many people at my school to be a mountain hermit. Someone is considerably concerned that he may indeed become a social outcast. Good thing he has no connections to get a hold of a gun...


Finally: Pineconn, I didn't know what else to call you. It wasn't meant as an insult, honest! Juts think of yourself as the newest member of their little gang, which has promptly broken up and will never be heard of again because I didn't have the cash to pay them :p

Nah, I was just wondering what was up with that.

Well... This has been an interesting thread. Can't wait for the next distraction.

[Majora]

Pineconn lolz is known by many people at my school to be a mountain hermit. Someone is considerably concerned that he may indeed become a social outcast. Good thing he has no connections to get a hold of a gun...



A) That you know of

B) Yet......

[Pineconn lolz]

Pineconn lolz is known by many people at my school to be a mountain hermit. Someone is considerably concerned that he may indeed become a social outcast. Good thing he has no connections to get a hold of a gun...

Perhaps the same could be said of you, although I can think of a grand total of one person who has ever made any reference to the fact that I don't talk much (which is untrue). Also, you wouldn't use a gun to kill us. Just bad jokes and other subtle, perverse sayings.



If thats an insult to Darth, you can go just hang yourself from a tree.

I guess i'm off to that tree. I'm fond of the one over near that river, but you can help me decided. Wanna watch, too?

[Pineconn]

Pineconn lolz is known by many people at my school to be a mountain hermit. Someone is considerably concerned that he may indeed become a social outcast. Good thing he has no connections to get a hold of a gun...
Perhaps the same could be said of you, although I can think of a grand total of one person who has ever made any reference to the fact that I don't talk much (which is untrue). Also, you wouldn't use a gun to kill us. Just bad jokes and other subtle, perverse sayings.

Chill out, I was kidding. Whoa... me a hermit? I scoff at your words.

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A couple months ago my school's gifted English class (and my namesake is in it) had to write a journal page about what would happen to us if we were stranded on an island, just like in Lord of the Flies. The teacher thought mine was the best, so I feel like posting it right now. I replaced all the names with AGNers, such as the teacher with War Lord, the true Lolz as himself, etc. There is no dialogue, nor is it anywhere near as funny as Darth's literary works of art. So, here ya go:

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One day War Lord's 2nd period English class is flying to Hawaii for a field trip. I suppose that we would be studying Hawaiian literature. However, something goes horribly wrong and, the next thing, we find ourselves crashing into an island. Luckily, the pilot - War Lord - jumps out of the plane at a high enough altitude, with a parachute, so that the westerlies drift him all the way to California. Unharmed, he calls for a rescue party and a search for 24 boys and girls begins.

Because I have watched the reality show Survivor since its debut, I have a general view of how life would be. Unfortunately, we don't have a machete, fresh water, or occasional check-ups by Jeff Probst. Obviously, from the get-go, a leader emerges: Glenn. Being a natural leader and generally funny guy, mostly all of us decide Glenn should be our George W. Bush. He concludes that we need a hunting party, and himself, Breaker, Glitch, moocow, Amaster, majoras_wrath, a few noobs (including Pineconn lolz), and myself volunteer. The rest stay back and are told to make shelter.

The hunters and I spend about 15 minutes searching in the vegetated woods, for any sign of life when we find a deer trail. Out of common human curiosity we wholly decide to follow it. Though being a Boy Scout, I'm too frustrated by the crash and excited by the hunt to notice that the deer tracks are pointing in the opposite way that we are going. Unluckily for us, we were unknowingly headed back to the group of everyone else.

Back at to-be-camp, two cliques are quickly formed: High reps and low reps. Some of higher-ups (Darth Marsden, AtmaWeapon, Prrkitty, and ShadowTiger) head into the forest for branches and twigs for a lean-to shelter. Hearing a rustling sound in the forest, they decide that it would be great if they could beat the hunting group to the first killing of an animal, so they inch toward the sound.

As this happens, the hunting party also hears a rustling sound near them. Pineconn lolz, excited, grabs a large branch and throws it at the rustling sound. The hunting party, expecting a dead deer or possibly a raccoon, finds themselves looking at Darth Marsden, AtmaWeapon, Prrkitty, and ShadowTiger, only sprawled on the ground and soaked in red stuff. Pineconn lolz, a little ashamed, disgusted, and shocked of killing higher-ups, goes berserk and jumps off a cliff into the ocean.

That night, lightning_z incessantly accuses us that we, the hunters, should have stopped Lolz's throwing the log. MottZilla gets ticked off and throws a rather large rock at him; lightning_z finds himself rolling over like a bowling pin. However, before his imminent death, lightning_z pushes MottZilla into the bonfire that we had made with MottZilla's glasses [note: the real person I used has glasses - I don't know if you do!] earlier that day. Hungry, the remaining survivors and I decide to eat lightning_z. We didn't really care that we were eating human flesh, but he at least tasted better than KFC's country fried steak. MottZilla, being burnt to a crisp, probably wouldn't taste very good.

Due to other random events like this in the coming weeks, Freedom and _L_ die (due to violent arguing that there are too much/not enough features in ZC 2.5), as do Lilith and Dechipher (for unneeded-to-know reasons, I suppose). At least this saves us the task of finding meat. Beldaran, becoming jealous of Glenn's power, decides to impersonate Glenn and begins telling us what to do. All of us become a little tired of him, so we fool him into believing that he is taking part in a ritual to be chief, but we actually kill him. Glenn, who has resorted back to primitive instincts (and really long hair), stands over Beldaran's remains, almost proud of his accomplishments. Of course, killing Beldaran was his idea. Some leader. As this happens, a huge ship with some big shot navy guys and War Lord comes onto the beach. We are all rescued and get transported back to the AGN Cafe, but Glenn is convicted of murder and does two to three in the crazy house.

When the rest of the remaining 10 people and I are asked of what happened to the rest of everyone, we try to prevent ourselves from going to jail by saying that some got lost in the woods, while others went crazy and jumped off a cliff. (Well, at least the latter half of that is true.) We return to normal life at school, minus some people, and receive War Lord's usual numerous homework assignments. However, because half of his class is missing, we get double the amount of work for the rest of the year.

(No people were really killed in the writing of this journal page.)

==========================

Definitely not South Park gold, but whatever. I replaced names pretty quickly, so sorry if someone believes that s/he thinks that s/he should be in it, or if s/he believes that s/he should be in a different position of power.

[Majora]

I guess i'm off to that tree. I'm fond of the one over near that river, but you can help me decided. Wanna watch, too?

Too far, too lazy to go to where you live. I have a big one in my back yard you can use. Instead of watching it live, get a video camera, and post it on MySpace. I'll look up "mindless idiot hanging himself" :D

[AtmaWeapon]

this thread

[Pineconn]

this thread what?

[Prrkitty]

Very cute Pineconn :)

[Beldaran]

this thread

Holy shit, you read my mind!

I was going to post something about how boring and insipid find this thread to be, and how irritating it is that everytime I check AGN (which is frequently, because I'm sitting here working on differential equations) the only new posts are "Pineconn is..."

Fuck this boring thread. God damn it. Talk about something interesting.

Here, I'll get the ball rolling:

Tits

[AtmaWeapon]

Holy shit, you read my mind!

I was going to post something about how boring and insipid find this thread to be, and how irritating it is that everytime I check AGN (which is frequently, because I'm sitting here working on differential equations) the only new posts are "Pineconn is..."

Fuck this boring thread. God damn it. Talk about something interesting.

Here, I'll get the ball rolling:

TitsI know I have a reputation for making overly verbose posts to make my point and honestly people probably don't even read half the words I write, but sometimes I feel the most effective way to convey my feelings is with minimalism. It took me longer to figure out how to make the font large than it did to type the post, and even longer to decide if I wanted to attempt to defeat the IF YOU PUT IT IN ALL CAPS YOU GONNA DIE part of the board.

Lately my greatest ambition in life is to one day own a pinball machine.

[Darth Marsden]

Wait, Pineconn_lolz killed me... with a log? What kind of wimpy way to go is that? :p

My greatest ambition in life is to own TWO pinball machines, so when I get bored with one, I can just play the other. ;)

[moocow]

Here, I'll get the ball rolling:

Tits

And YOU read MY mind. Go Beld!

Mmmm, tits.

One of my best friends has the most amazing tits I've ever seen. Nice round and perky c-cups with cute little nipples. Unfortunately, since I'm now dating her cousin, I'm not allowed to touch or see said tits. This makes me VERY sad. *pout*

That is all.

[ShadowTiger]

Yes but you have your own! Most men could only dream to have such a thing without consequences.

Hooray tits. Support them at your local tavern! They need the support of many good men!

[Pineconn]

Wait, Pineconn_lolz killed me... with a log? What kind of wimpy way to go is that? :p

Heh, in the original story he killed four girls instead. But I figured you'd get a kick out of that.

~

Yeah, I told y'all that my story was stupid. I was just bored, so I pulled up the file. Blah blah blah...

~

Beldaran, I applaud you for realizing that this thread is retarded. As a matter of fact, my namesake is hovering over me, since we're in the media center. Uh-oh... :sly: *posts*

[Beldaran]

And YOU read MY mind. Go Beld!

Mmmm, tits.

One of my best friends has the most amazing tits I've ever seen. Nice round and perky c-cups with cute little nipples. Unfortunately, since I'm now dating her cousin, I'm not allowed to touch or see said tits. This makes me VERY sad. *pout*

That is all.

There is not a sane man in the world who doesn't want his girlfriend to struggle with her lesbian urges.

Also, your post is utterly (pun?) useless without pics. :googly:

[moocow]

There is not a sane man in the world who doesn't want his girlfriend to struggle with her lesbian urges.

Also, your post is utterly (pun?) useless without pics. :googly:

I wish I had pictures :( *cries*

[Pineconn]

Also, your post is utterly (pun?) useless without pics. :googly:

I'll help.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Cow.jpg

[Majora]

I SUPPORT TITS!

( . Y . )

[Beldaran]

http://www.forrestkyle.com/photos/tauren.jpg

[Majora]

No More Copa! Yay!

[moocow]

http://www.forrestkyle.com/photos/tauren.jpg

I should ban you for that.

No really, that was wrong.

[Beldaran]

What? You don't leik teh tauren pr0n? hehe :evil:

[AtmaWeapon]

Wait, Pineconn_lolz killed me... with a log? What kind of wimpy way to go is that? :p

My greatest ambition in life is to own TWO pinball machines, so when I get bored with one, I can just play the other. ;)Yeah I just noticed that in pretty much every AGN story I read I die and I'm not very satisfied with these outcomes.

Also WE CANNOT LET DARTH MARSDEN WIN THE PINBALL RACE

[moocow]

Uh, no, not really.

Replace the utters with a vagina, the large utter-like breasts with normal sized nipples, and flesh instead of fur; get rid of the tail, the horns and the oversized ears... and we'll talk. Also, make her a brunette. Or a red head, even.

[Majora]

I could do that! But I would probably get banned for no reason.....

[Darth Marsden]

Gee, I wonder why.

Two Pinball tables and a Time Crisis Light-Gun arcade machine!

[Pineconn lolz]

http://www.forrestkyle.com/photos/tauren.jpg

Even I think thats wrong...

[Majora]

You have no say regardless, as you are the essence of "wrong"

[Pineconn lolz]

You're wrong. I do have a say, you just choose to ignore it.

And who are you to say what I am the essence of? You don't know me, and I don't know you.

Oh, and I would like to thank those of you who gave me negative rep, with colorful comments such as "faggot". (wow Fabiano the Spy, how did you think that one up?)

[Darth Marsden]

You're right. We don't know you. That's through choice. We don't want to know you. You have done nothing here but start useless topics, provide pointless posts and generally fail to bring any intelligence with you to this forum. While we can't stop you from posting here (I say we, but I'm not including the mods, who could easily ban you), we can ridicule, insult and generally piss you off in the forlorn hope that you choose to leave voluntarily.

Dear GOD I hope you do.

[Pineconn lolz]

Believe me, i'm not mad at all. There would be no reason to post here, unless I find it enjoyable. And no, I don't plan on leaving. Pineconn wouldn't want me to.

[Darth Marsden]

You're not mad? Well I am. Why the fuck have you stolen my avatar, you miserable piece of shit?

[Pineconn lolz]

I stole you're signature too, almost. I'll alternate between you and various other members, including Pineconn.

[Plissken]

...Well at least it's entertaining to have something strange going on at the forum.

[Pineconn lolz]

Thats what I say. Pineconn is enjoying it too.

[Darth Marsden]

Not only is that blatant plagiarism (thanks a fucking bunch, by the way), you haven't even done it very well! You've got the size all wrong, the link doesn't work and you've got the wrong shade of green for the rep count. Which is also wrong. Like you'd ever have that much green rep.

You're just determined to get yourself as many enemies as you can, aren't you?

EDIT: Don't encourage the little shit, Plissken.

[Pineconn lolz]

I changed it because of

A.) Laziness (I didn't bother adding working links)
B.) I wanted it to have my own bit of style (seriously, who can see that shade of green you have?)

Also, I said in the previous post it was a work in progress. And now that you took it apon yourslef to dis my sig, i'm going to have to make it even more flawless.

[Darth Marsden]

...it's like everything I say just bounces off you, isn't it?

D'ya mind if I as how old you are?

[Pineconn]

Thats what I say. Pineconn is enjoying it too.

That's where you've crossed the line.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/PokeMaster/the_line.gif


Also, I said in the previous post it was a work in progress. And now that you took it apon yourslef to dis my sig, i'm going to have to make it even more flawless.

You mean his sig.

EDIT:
D'ya mind if I as how old you are?

He's either 15 or 16, since he's in my grade. The latter is more likely. And if he denies it, don't believe him.


I stole you're signature too, almost. I'll alternate between you and various other members, including Pineconn.

You do that, and your life is ruined.

[AtmaWeapon]

I posted in thread
Then you stole my avatar
SERIOUS BUSINESS

[Majora]

You do that, and your life is ruined.

He doesn't give the impression of someone who has a life....

[Darth Marsden]

Oh, he didn't just steal my avatar. He also stole my sig. Well, he did, anyway.

Hey - I thought you could only get a custom avatar once you hit 1,000 posts? Has that been changed?

EDIT: Great, I'm being mocked by a 16-year old. It's College all over again. :rolleyes:

[Pineconn lolz]

heh, thats was pretty funny Pineconn. And regardless of what you tell these people, I know what you really think about all of this.

And theres no point in lying about my age, but nor does it have any validity in this conversation. I can be as mature or as immature as I want to be. Pineconn screws around with me at school, I screw around with him here. You people just happen to be witnessing it happen.

[Pineconn]

Hey - I thought you could only get a custom avatar once you hit 1,000 posts? Has that been changed?

Yep. Luckily, you can have a custom title only when you have more than 1000 posts, so at least some of your identity is sustained.

Actually, yeah, I remember that he is indeed 16. I remember singing Feliz Cumplea&#241;os in Spanish a few months ago. His Spanish I name was Chuy, and his Spanish II name is Eduardo. Se&#241;ora didn't let Lolz retain the name of Chuy because it is the nickname to Jesus in Spanish, and she didn't think Lolz "was up to standard" to that.

[Pineconn lolz]

I didn't even know it meant Jesus, I just thought it was a cool name.

And i'm going to make a truce with you Pineconn. No more personal stuff here. I'll stop messing with you.

[The_Amaster]

Yeah I just noticed that in pretty much every AGN story I read I die and I'm not very satisfied with these outcomes.

Also WE CANNOT LET DARTH MARSDEN WIN THE PINBALL RACE
At least you get in stories. I'm usually not more than a bit part. And I have a pinball machine at home, so Ha!

Lolz, you started out ok, but when you mess with people and disrespect you're seniors, you alienate yourself, and come off as a jerk.

I'd just like to point out that this is by far the most interesting thing I've read in a while. Not much is as fun as watching a war.*Grabs the popcorn*

[Darth Marsden]

Eh, I think I'm done. Depends on whether my pint-sized imitator is too.

[Pineconn lolz]

Unfortunatly, you couldn't just give up (or stop making remarks towards me, either in post or sig form.) Its war now. Although I don't feel like copying your sig again, so for now, the battle is on hold.

[Plissken]

Don't encourage the little shit, Plissken.

Well I still hate anybody who clones others in any way. I mainly meant that at least I have funny/interesting stuff (mainly talking about those stories you wrote) to read. But throughout this entire thread I've usually just been ignoring Pineconn lolz. Sorry if I wasn't really clear.

[Pineconn]

Oh, come on, Lolz. End the quarrel; continue making your little Wolf game.

And read this (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84883).

Most important sections:


Rule 1: NEVER argue with a high-reputation member.
Face it, the easiest way to lose your rep is to jack someone off. The easiest way to jack someone off is to disagree violently with them. If you don't agree with their view, do not post.

Rule 3: ALWAYS argue with a low-reputation member.
No one likes these guys, that's why they have a low reputation. AGN does not want them and AGN will actively try to encourage them to leave. There is no harm done in accelerating this process. Taking sides with them associates you with them and you risk getting negatives just for sticking up for them. However, trolling them can be great fun, and I find that clever insults against a universally hated target will generate more positive feedback than any other type of post. Never miss an opportunity to stick it to these guys.

Rule 8: Apologize for mistakes
If you screw up, admit it. If you insult someone you shouldn't have, apologize. You won't look like a hardcore internet tough guy&#169;, but many people (me included) respect anyone who can admit their failures and humble themselves.


Rule 9: NEVER MAKE ENEMIES EVER
If you make an enemy you are in trouble. In the worst-case scenario, your new enemy is friends with a veteran or staff. Since so many people follow rules 1 and 2, you will be low-rep and the butt of jokes within hours. It is time for rule 8, you need to make a public and humiliating apology. You will still lose some reputation, but it will be a flesh wound rather than a mortal blow.

Rule 10: NEVER leave negative feedback
Particularly if you are a veteran, people can recognize your posting style. Based on the post you vote on and the comments you leave, it can be easy to tell who leaves feedback. Negative feedback makes people angry and if they figure out it was you they will retaliate.

Rule 13: If more than one member says your thread sucks, ABORT!
Once it becomes apparent that the thread is not approved, there is nothing to be gained by defending it. The community wants the thread to die, so give it a peaceful death.

[AtmaWeapon]

Maybe if you didn't have a 1.4MB image in your signature your bandwidth wouldn't get so hammered?

Just sayin

*edit* Also the only appropriate way to deal with an image leecher is to rename the file, update your own signature, and place some kind of vulgar image in the leeched image's place. One time I noticed some jerk was using a several-megs large animated gif on my site as his forums avatar and so I stole this one image from a Something Awful comic about Scientology and added some text and the results... were not so pleasant (http://www.atmaweapon.org/images/legoman1.gif) [NO CLICK ZONE for at-work crew maybe?]

[Darth Marsden]

Atma: I'd already done what you suggested. This was the result:
http://homepages.tesco.net/steveemarsden/Avatars/esb.gif
It was funny for the few minutes it worked. And my Bandwidth isn't that bad, I was just exaggerating. As you do.

Plissken: I didn't mean to be so harsh on you, sorry. I was just a little irritated that some pathetic little teen had nothing better to do then to copy everything I did. I'm over it now. Y'know he actually tried to give me positive rep? Ah, good times.

[Plissken]

Wait you mean lolz tried to give you a positive rep? And don't feel bad you weren't really harsh. From reading my last post it did seem like I was encouraging him. >_<

[The_Amaster]

Well, how about YOU grow up? Its just a forum, stop freaking out.

Just a forum? Just a forum? AGN is far more than "just a forum" for a lot of us here. Don't mess with the crew man.

[Pineconn]

I http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/ambience/reputation/reputation_pos.gif-ified him a months ago when he actually made meaningful posts; I'm amazed he is still in the http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/ambience/reputation/reputation_pos.gif/http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/ambience/reputation/reputation_balance.gif zone. Well, that was the most exciting thing that happened today. http://www.zeldapower.com/forum/images/smilies/looove.gif

[Darth Marsden]

AGN is a community of 'special friends', who get together and pass the time by sharing news, telling stories and insulting those who aren't as special as us. I don't like it when people threaten the delicately balanced status quo of that.

Seriously now. I'm far more attached to this place then I should be. I thrive on the attention my (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=97124) threads (http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=96949) get. I actually care what the people here think. If their views are different from mine, I enjoy discussing the differences we have. I like to bat ideas around with the people here. Hell, I feel all special when someone gives me green rep. The sheer glow around me once I started doing those South Park parodies was so intense my family had to wear shades (not true). I love it here, I really do.

So when some new guy comes along and starts acting like a little 8-year old bully, I get a little anxious. And when said bully starts targeting me, it's as if they've come over to my house, rung the doorbell and just spat in my face when I open the door. I freely admit that I take this place too seriously, I do. But when another member starts imitating my avatar (which, in my opinion, he shouldn't be able to do until he hits the 1,000 post mark) and my signature (which I was planning on changing anyway, but still...), he's not just having a bit of fun, he's taking the piss out of me.

So yeah, I over-reacted, I did some childish things, and I swore (something I don't normally do, as anyone here will attest to). No excuses, no cunning line to get me out of it. I messed up. I fueled this guy's fire by responding to his childish antics. I'll try my damned hardest not to do it again in future.

Now for God's sake, ban his ass and let's move on with our lives. :p

[Pineconn]

BTW, don't worry about BAD, I'll for sure be with it all the way. I just need to take a little time off due to all these homework assignments I have due within the next few days.

I find that last sentence especially funny. Someone should edit the pic (http://glenn.hotarubi.net/breaker.jpg) of Breaker and lightningz and replace that with Lolz. I'm too lazy to do it.

And Lolz, research the part of Brutus!

[Masamune]

http://themot.org/gallery/d/147749-1/dontworryimfrominternet.jpg
lol

[The_Amaster]

I'm curious Masamune, what exactly is that supposed to mean?

[Pineconn lolz]

I'm over it now, and i'm declaring myself an official, respected member of this community...although i'm still going to have to copy everything about you Pineconn.

Seriously, as Pineconn can atest, i'm a nice guy, and one of the last people you would find to be immature. I was just screwing around with Pineconn and took it a bit too far. Although, of course, I can be a bit opinionated at times, and if I ever sound harsh, its because I am :p

[Masamune]

Look, everyone. The retardation stopped because I posted a silly picture. Masa saves the day again!

[Pineconn lolz]

No, it stopped because I said it did. You guys weren't making this funny anymore. You had to get all serious and stuff...

Oh, and those rules you posted Pineconn? I found them to be a bit immature, ironically. A bit too liberal for my tastes I guess. BUT, thats another argument for another day.

[The_Amaster]

Lolz, I like you. You're better than a lot of the idiots who come around here. But I have to give you two points of advice:
We do take stuff pretty seriously here. When I mean that, I mean not that we don't have a sense of humor, but that we don't have a sense of humor for someone insulting other people. If you get more well known, the insults can seem playfull, but when no one knows about you, it is very dangerous to go around insulting veteran members, by, oh I don't know, stealing their avatars or signatures. This isn't meant to be preachy, like this is how the world should be, but it's how the forum works, and you have to accept that even if you don't like it.

The rules Pineconn layed down are true, but oft misinterperated. For example
Rule 3: ALWAYS argue with a low-reputation member.

does not mean argue with the noobs. It doesn't even mean argue with the guys who have a low rep in the terms of green bars, because a person can be respected and well known, and still have a low "rep". It means argue with those that are either disrespectfull, stupid, mean, or all of the above. If you want to get out of this catagory, participate in discussion. Become known. Above all, show respect for you're fellow posters.

Ok, I lied, I have five pieces of advice. DON'T SINGLE OUT ONE MEMBER FOR YOUR'E JOKE, like you did in this thread at the beginning. If in a course of discussion, the oppertunity arises, maybe you do it(Although at your status, be carefull). But above all, NEVER MAKE A NEW THREAD JUST TO PUT DOWN OR KID AT SOMEONE! Unless they're like that idiot "Remember Me", who you can bet will NEVER be a part of this community.


Just on the internet in general, imitation is frowned upon. I would suggest changing your avatar, and stop pretending to be other members. It pisses them off. And I never swear, as some here can attest, so know the depth of that comment.

Finally, 30 posts isn't a lot. Frankly, re-register with somthing a bit more serious. Chalk this up to a bad day/start, and begin a fresh as someone unknown, but with a bit of work worthy of our respect.

I read your above post. You were just screwing around and it got out of hand. Heck, I've seen it happen before. But please try to recognize the warning signs when a comment could start somthing like this.



EDIT: I just went back and bolded the parts you really should listen to. It will help you a lot.

[Beldaran]

No, it stopped because I said it did.


i'm declaring myself an official, respected member of this community

http://3mpub.com/rhodes/images/hitler%20spy%20web.jpg

I'm pretty sure that's not how it works around here.

[ShadowTiger]

... Eh. Quite frankly, I think your best plan is to dump the username and reregister with something a bit more "serious." It'd be a pleasure posting with you, particularly if you're not mimicking another member. :blah:

[biggiy05]

I'm over it now, and i'm declaring myself an official, respected member of this community...although i'm still going to have to copy everything about you Pineconn.

Seriously, as Pineconn can atest, i'm a nice guy, and one of the last people you would find to be immature. I was just screwing around with Pineconn and took it a bit too far. Although, of course, I can be a bit opinionated at times, and if I ever sound harsh, its because I am :p

No...no you're not a respected member of this community. GTFO please.


No, it stopped because I said it did. You guys weren't making this funny anymore. You had to get all serious and stuff...

No the retardation keeps going. I just quoted it.

[Glenn the Great]

Hah! I wish I could just "declare" myself a respected member of the community.

[Masamune]

Hah! I wish I could just "declare" myself a respected member of the community.

http://themot.org/gallery/d/147632-1/RimshotBadumtsh.jpg

[Beldaran]

http://themot.org/gallery/d/147632-1/RimshotBadumtsh.jpg

I think that is the best image macro I've ever seen posted. Hillarious. :)

[AtmaWeapon]

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

[Prrkitty]

This is NOT GB... and everyone that does not know the rules for posting in threads needs to partake of that information NOW!

EDIT: Partake of the Terms Of Service here... http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/showthread.php?t=78500

[moocow]

Wow, what the fuck happened here?

The internet sure is serious business. :rolleyes:

Prr said it, this isn't GB; GB is dead and shall not be revived anytime soon, so any unnessesary bickering needs to be done via pm. K, thx.

[Darth Marsden]

...but then how will others be able to make fun of it? ;)

What happened? Pineconn_lolz started acting like a dick, I lost my temper, everyone else made fun of the situation. Won't happen again on my part, scout's honour.

[Dechipher]

...but then how will others be able to make fun of it? ;)

What happened? Pineconn_lolz started acting like a dick, I lost my temper, everyone else made fun of the situation. Won't happen again on my part, scout's honour.

Hey. You Brits need to stop putting extra 'u's in words. It was cute at first but not anymore...
;)

[Beldaran]

Hey. You Brits need to stop putting extra 'u's in words. It was cute at first but not anymore...
;)

I'm pretty sure it was the english who, you know, invented english.:tongue:

[Dechipher]

I'm pretty sure it was the english who, you know, invented english.:tongue:

Irrelevant. I speak American. Because I'm in America. Greatest Country on the Planet.
It's science.
Besides, the extra 'u' just looks goofy as fuck. It always makes me think of that Nintendo Power article where that Canadian asked why the Game Boy Color didn't have an extra 'u' in it and it made me want to punch him in the face.

[Verman]

Yes, america is the greatest country on earth. As is frank the greatest ninja in the land of paris.

[Darth Marsden]

Irrelevant. I speak American. Because I'm in America. Greatest Country on the Planet.
And I speak English. Because I'm in England. Greatest... err... producer of Doctor Who on the Planet?

Bleh.

[Pineconn]

By the way, Darth, you might want to look at how Lolz spelled your name in his sig.


http://www.armageddongames.net/forums/image.php?u=12964&dateline=1172439936

Great. Why don't you just steal my entire sig now?

[Prrkitty]

Pineconn... quit egging everyone on. It's time to stop now.

[biggiy05]

Did everyone drive him away? He hasn't posted yet today.....tell me he's gone and we can stop making fun of him. If not, Darth you need another story to humiliate him.

[Pineconn]

Would ya look at that, egg is a verb. Crazy.

So. I don't really know what is wrong with the colourful way the British use the English language. The centre of it all is that we Yanks dropped a few letters. The way we spell words differ, and armour for one side is a weakness for another. People with great honour like Mark Twain wanted all Americans to have spellt words differently, too, like changing the suffix "-ed" to "-t". It's like that time I went down to the movie theatre. I et a biscuit...

I could go on. :p If anyone could make any sense of that story, you should feel pretty good of yourself. Long live "color" and "center"!

[Darth Marsden]

You yanks dropped those letters because you're LAZY. And since we're going on about spelling, it's 'spelt', no matter what my Firefox spell-checker says!


I've got another story brewing in my mind. Will Pineconn_lolz show up and give me an excuse to do it? Only time will tell...

[Pineconn]

I don't know about that, Mr. I Have So Much Time On My Hands That I Write Stories All The Time. ;)

...Yeah, that's actually completely correct. Lazy Susan, anyone? Laz-E-Boy? Wikipedia? ;)

[Pineconn lolz]

Boy, you people don't know when to stop. I say i'm done, and you go on insulting me. Like I said, it should have been done when I said it was done, but no...I may or may not come back with another attack on these forums.

So much for starting over.

[moocow]

Alright, I'm closing this. This thread is just full of immature and petty bullshit.


Remember kids, don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

The end.