Poop in the news

[Tygore]

The 5-year old in me giggled today at the fact two news articles I found on my Google homepage were directly related to poop. A rather bizzare coincidence that I in turn will pass on to you.

First of all, you apparently don't need to be punished for throwing poop at people as long as it makes the news and you're thouroughly embarrassed. (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0337093620070404?feedType=RSS)

And secondly, don't laugh at poop- it could save your life one day. (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0434622720070404?feedType=RSS)

[Beldaran]

I think I might rather die than plunge into a lake of human shit.

[moocow]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... did that teacher readily have a turd to throw? Does she keep shit in a bag somewhere, or did she squat right there on the floor and throw a fresh one? This is what I care about knowing, not if the teacher got punished, but where and WHY she had the SHIT TO THROW?!

Wtf, is she a monkey?

[The_Amaster]

I can think of a bunch of kids in my school who I feel the teachers would be in their total rights to throw poop at.

Why should the kid get away with mayhem and suffer no retaliation?

[Darth Marsden]

...I feel somewhat disturbed by those. Damn you and suchforth.

[mrz84]

This proves that the world is going to shit. :kawaii:

[Modus Ponens]

Yeah, that first one with the principal is maybe the strangest news story I've ever read.

[Aegix Drakan]

only two words can fully describe these articles:

holy shit.


Saved by crap...wow... :P

[Dechipher]

Yeah, that first one with the principal is maybe the strangest news story I've ever read.

Eh...it's Canada.

[Aegix Drakan]

Eh...it's Canada.

Wh...what that supposed to mean?

< is Canadian, and proud of it!

[bigjoe]

I think he means that it's common knowledge that Canadians have dysgenically declined into monkeys.