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Bonticherep
01-11-2007, 09:12 AM
Hi all!

3 days back at my brother the son was born. It cool :))))

My brother one year ago got rid of a trauma after automobile failure, with sex problems have begun, even psychologists did not help. I did not know, that viagra will help.

It is healthy, my nephew weighs 3.4 kg :)))


G'night

Darth Marsden
01-11-2007, 09:51 AM
I think I can sum up this post in one word. Wuh?

MasterSwordUltima
01-11-2007, 10:08 AM
lmao, these ads at getting better and better.

Dechipher
01-11-2007, 10:25 AM
Yeah they had me going for a bit. I was like....is this an ad or a retard?
But then it all became clear.

MasterSwordUltima
01-11-2007, 10:30 AM
My favorite part is "back at my brother the son was born" :D Roffles my coptor, that Bonticherep does.

ShadowTiger
01-11-2007, 06:06 PM
From an E-mail I received a while ago: (I'm sure you're all getting these as well..)


collusion
If the warranty knowingly reaches an understanding with the stovepipe about a girl scout, then a fraction near some mating ritual returns home. A greasy class action suit rejoices, and a short order cook hides; however, a roller coaster about some fairy falls in love with the graduated cylinder living with the vacuum cleaner. and if I give you what you want, you wont like it, and you wont want it anymore. The crispy paper napkin requires assistance from a grand piano.

lol these are better than a random sentence generator.

Saffith
01-11-2007, 06:15 PM
I'm reminded of the the story of the repurposed neural network (http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/No,_We_Need_a_Neural_Network.aspx)...


The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting. The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack.

Sam Atoms
01-11-2007, 10:27 PM
Speaking of quack, this looks very similar to the programs (http://www.benbest.com/computer/ai.html) written by Douglas Hofstadter, author of the landmark Godel, Escher, Bach book, back in the '60's and '70's to generate sentences. Some of the highlights are below:


A male pencil who must laugh clumsily would quack. Must program not always crunch girl at memory? The lucky girl who would always quack will never sure quack. The businesslike relationship quacks.

Of course, the replies, if you will, have been supported by the Orient cunningly. On the other hand, the Orient had been separated by the city-states particularly violently.

The game quacks. Professor will write pickle. A bug tumbles. Man takes the box who slips.

The Orient supports the efforts which have been supported by mankind.

mrz84
01-12-2007, 09:54 AM
Well this made my morning more enjoyable. Nothing like random words put together in a attempt to make a story that makes no sense, but is funny because of same fact. :kitty:

Shyvus
01-18-2007, 09:14 PM
This is clearly an ESL spambot.

A very amusing ESL spambot nonetheless.