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{DSG}DarkRaven

11-23-2006, 12:34 AM

Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming."

Hollywood + Whores = Bad Singers/Actresses

Bad Singers/Actresses + Booze = Humor

ShadowTiger

11-23-2006, 12:40 AM

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I'm reminded of the time Ashley Simpson (If that's not her, ... I just don't care.) was lipsyncing, and the audio cut out audio crew were messing around with the song (WHATEVER, I don't care. Makes no difference.) while her lips were still moving, and she did that little dance offstage. That was marvelous. A Family Guy skit followed shortly after, to the tune of Old Man River. Awesome stuff.

That really does sound like something Ms. Hilton would do, doesn't it.

{DSG}DarkRaven

11-23-2006, 12:48 AM

I'm reminded of the time Ashley Simpson (If that's not her, ... I just don't care.) was lipsyncing, and the audio cut out while her lips were still moving, and she did that little dance offstage. That was marvelous. A Family Guy skit followed shortly after, to the tune of Old Man River. Awesome stuff.

It wasn't that the audio cut out, but that the backstage guys played the wrong song, and she didn't realize it until after she started lip-syncing to the wrong words. That was funny, but man, I wish the aforementioned incident was on YouTube or something. Sounds like it'd be pretty hillarious to see her stumble on stage, barf, and then run off.

MANDRAG GANON

11-23-2006, 02:41 AM

LoL nice, Surely someone prolly caught it on a cellphone or something of the sort so theres a possibility that it could be up on youtube sometime.

Glad she didn't get to perform her song though for the Janitors sake, it's prolly better she puked than the entire nightclub.

Breaker

11-23-2006, 10:47 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516586/

there's the article about it.

goKi

11-23-2006, 10:48 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516586/

It's true, Breaker.

Breaker

11-23-2006, 10:50 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516586/

It's true, Breaker.

I already found it and edited my post before you even replied. Pwned.

Darth Marsden

11-23-2006, 01:15 PM

Strange thing is, if I killed her I'd probably go to jail.

Why do we let people like Paris get away with this shit? It's bull, and I'm fed up of it. If you have no talent, you shouldn't be famous. Period.

biggiy05

11-23-2006, 04:45 PM

Why do we let people like Paris get away with this shit? It's bull, and I'm fed up of it. If you have no talent, you shouldn't be famous. Period.

She has money doesn't she?

Executioner of Deities

11-23-2006, 07:24 PM

stupid people make stupid people famous. I didn't even know who paris hilton was until that porno of her came out. Nor did I know she was attempting to be a singer...heh, fuck the mainstream pop scene in any case, it all sucks equally.

zoraking

11-23-2006, 07:37 PM

I can't wait to hear what Conan O'Brien has to say about this...

Breaker

11-23-2006, 08:08 PM

Strider1982

11-24-2006, 01:21 AM

I just read the article... that is freaking hilarious. Not exactly out of character for someone like her...

War Lord

11-24-2006, 05:53 AM

She's not the only one who has gotten drunk and then puked.
I know I've done it before. It happens all the time, and no one cares.

biggiy05

11-24-2006, 07:34 AM

She's not the only one who has gotten drunk and then puked.
I know I've done it before. It happens all the time, and no one cares.

She's a celebrity so everyone is waiting for her to slip up so they can laugh at her and that's what everyone is doing.

I don't see the big deal with celebrities and why people care so much about their mistakes.

phattonez

11-24-2006, 01:06 PM

She's a celebrity so everyone is waiting for her to slip up so they can laugh at her and that's what everyone is doing.

I don't see the big deal with celebrities and why people care so much about their mistakes.

Because we're addicted to tragedy, in the Greek sense of the word.

Anthus

11-24-2006, 02:40 PM

My blood boils at the site of Paris Hilton. Never in my life have I felt so much blood-lust! The pure urge to destroy her; tear her apart limb by limb, boils to the surface as blind, red rage transforms me into GANONlolwtfomgn00b.

Anyway, yeah, people like her shouldn't be famous. She has no real talent. She can't sing, or act. She's only famous because of the stupid show, Simple Life which horribly, but sadly, accurately portraying her as a complete, and absolute fucking moron. Oh, she's daddy's little girl, which explains how she got famous in the first place.

Beldaran

11-24-2006, 02:43 PM

Singing her music makes her vomit. Hearing her music makes me vomit. It's a match made in heaven.

Dechipher

11-25-2006, 01:04 AM

She's not the only one who has gotten drunk and then puked.
I know I've done it before. It happens all the time, and no one cares.

Did you do it in public on stage?

Ich

11-26-2006, 11:23 PM

That's nothing; I saw a monkey defecate into its hand and then throw its feces at something.

{DSG}DarkRaven

11-27-2006, 07:36 AM

That's nothing; I saw a monkey defecate into its hand and then throw its feces at something.

Yeah, but you expect monkeys to do stuff like this. When's the last time you saw a human being do that?

And WarLord, when you get news item on MSN about how you barfed on stage while trying to sing, I'll post that too. :laughing:

Hergiswi

11-28-2006, 07:14 PM