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beefster09
11-04-2006, 11:44 PM
Okay, your going to be trapped on an island, and you can only take one thing. You say the thing that you are going to take. Then the next person rescues you using that thing.
Example:
I will take a rubber band.

The Next person.
It is attached to two large poles, and you are flung onto a nearby boat.
I take a sandwich.

Get it? Ok, I'll start!

I take a meatball.

Aegix Drakan
11-05-2006, 10:29 AM
you use it as bait for a sea turtle, which you ride to shore on.

I take a lawn chair! (>_> what's the point of being marooned on a tropical island, if you can't relax?)

beefster09
11-05-2006, 12:13 PM
You relax and calmly wait for a rescuer. Then it doesn't come, so you make a raft and attach the lawn chair to it, patiently waiting to get rescued.

I take a giant, tame water spider.

{DSG}DarkRaven
11-06-2006, 07:25 AM
I kill the spider with a giant space laser, 'cause hey, giant spiders are nasty. When we send a team to investigate the charred remains, you are rescued.


I take a large red bucket.

Limzo
11-11-2006, 04:50 AM
You climb inside the bucket and it floats out to sea. It ends up on another island, and you end up joining a community of 10 other people who've got trapped on the other island and have built a thriving village.

I bring Wales.

beefster09
11-14-2006, 06:38 PM
Well, you can't bring a country, so I guess you just kinda warp to Wales. Or do you mean whales? If that were the case, they carry you over to Wales.

I'll bring a skewer.

Limzo
11-17-2006, 05:08 PM
It pulls a giant kebab into port and you ride it to Wales.

I bring Scotland.

Limzo
11-24-2006, 11:17 AM
Their anger for you being English rockets you out of the sky and back to England's green and pleasant land.

I bring the Grim Reaper.

beefster09
11-24-2006, 04:39 PM
He kills you, and then you respawn in your bedroom.

I bring a turkey. (alive)

Limzo
11-25-2006, 04:22 AM
You get on its back and it flies away home.

I bring a piece of lint.

beefster09
11-25-2006, 05:33 PM
It transforms into a giant lint monster. Lucky you! He's tame and he swims you back home.

I bring a roll of wet toilet paper.

Bender
03-06-2007, 11:04 PM
Since the toilet paper is the only thing you have to eat, you get real pissed and swim home for a sandwich.

I bring the latest issue of Hustler.

Dupl!cate
03-07-2007, 12:51 AM
It is a special men edition and you end up puking your guts out. The puke hardens and creates a path to the playboy mansion.

I bring a poptart.

Tygore
03-07-2007, 01:27 AM
The Pop-Tart overcooks. We all know how dangerous those are, and the flaming power of Pop-Tarts is powerful enough to propel you back to the nearest semi-civilized country.

I bring a moose.

Aegix Drakan
03-07-2007, 10:48 AM
you accidentally piss it off, and it starts chasing you. That's more than enough incentive to swim back to civilization.

I bring a years supply of pizza.

Dupl!cate
03-08-2007, 06:40 PM
You eat all the pizza in one night and gain 400 pounds, you are so fat you float to civilization.

I bring a bag full of paint.

mrz84
03-09-2007, 12:16 PM
You paint an SOS on the beach away from the water. Eventually someone rescues you.

I take Mallet-sama (you never know if you need to smash something) :gavel:

Aegix Drakan
03-09-2007, 02:58 PM
you smash up a bunch of stumps and suddenly, the*you solved the puzzle!* zelda music plays, revealing a hidden hovercraft.

I bring Jack Sparrow. My escape is now assured for one very good reason. He's captain Jack sparrow!

Din
03-09-2007, 06:37 PM
A nearby tree falls on him, but you ride the log as a boat to civilization.


I take toe jam.

The_Amaster
03-09-2007, 06:52 PM
I use it to glue some logs together, and float away.

I take a bag of corn chips.

Din
03-09-2007, 07:03 PM
A little corn chip fairy comes and poofs you to civilization.


I take mint ice cream.

The_Amaster
03-09-2007, 10:01 PM
I use the ice cream to slowly but surely freeze my self a path over the water to land.

I take a blank stack of CDs.

beefster09
03-10-2007, 01:06 AM
You arrange the CDs into a pattern that when light reflects off it, it somehow magnetically attracts boats to it. Then they see you and you escape.

Man I forgot this topic I started. anyway:
I take a beating heart.

Majora
03-10-2007, 12:50 PM
That proceeds to beat you, enough to make you run on the water back to a city

I bring the Master Sword

Aegix Drakan
03-10-2007, 12:53 PM
you stick in in a pedestal there, and go back seven years. now you know what to do to avoid ending up on the island.

I take a good book.

Majora
03-10-2007, 12:56 PM
And burn it to cook lobsters I catch

I take the Ocarina of Time (from MM)

Din
03-10-2007, 02:09 PM
You use it to play a tune to warp back to civilization.

I take a bunny rabbit.

Majora
03-10-2007, 02:19 PM
And roast it with the book fire

I take the Hook Shot (From OoT, and I will keep bringing Zelda Items FYI)

Din
03-10-2007, 02:26 PM
The hookshot breaks and you walk across ankle deep water to get another one.


I take an angry chihuahua.

Majora
03-10-2007, 02:35 PM
And feed it to a fish of some sort to make it fatter for more food

I take the Boomerang from WW

Din
03-10-2007, 03:09 PM
You throw it but it hits you in the face sending you 120 yds. back to civilization.

I take a clown.

beefster09
03-10-2007, 11:37 PM
You eat the clown and get so much gas that you can fart a fart powerful enough to launch you back to civilization.

I take two turtles and rope.

Majora
03-10-2007, 11:56 PM
Roast the turtles and eat em, use the rope to hang yourself because you realize the turtles could've swam you to a city or something.

I take the Wind Waker

The_Amaster
03-11-2007, 12:06 AM
Easy, summon up a powerfull tornado to whisk me back to civilization.

I take a laser pointer.

Majora
03-11-2007, 12:31 AM
And piss off animals with it.

I bring the Claim Check from OoT

Din
03-12-2007, 01:05 PM
You whack an angry beaver with it, then twenty thousand more make you run away to civilization, (hoping you didn't drown,)

I take a vicious mutant gerbil.

Majora
03-12-2007, 07:40 PM
That can fly (cuz it a mutant) back to {insert hometown here}

I take the Iron boots

The_Amaster
03-12-2007, 08:13 PM
I put them on, and use them to hold myself down as I walk across the bottom of the sea to land.

I take a box of band-aids.

Majora
03-12-2007, 08:35 PM
I put them on, and use them to hold myself down as I walk across the bottom of the sea to land.

I take a box of band-aids.

Did I mention I forgot the Zora Tunic?

I use the Band-Aids to make an elaborate trap to trap animals for food


I take the spell "Nayrus Love"

Aegix Drakan
03-12-2007, 08:42 PM
it malfunctions and explodes, landing you on the nearest tourist boat.

I take A bunch of Materia

Majora
03-12-2007, 09:02 PM
Materia?

I take the Goron Mask

Dupl!cate
03-13-2007, 08:15 PM
You piss off the island natives with your ugly goron mask and they chase you to civilization.

I bring my DS

Aegix Drakan
03-13-2007, 10:37 PM
you use it to pass the time till someone rescues you. In...oh...say five years.

*materia are orbs that give magic. they were used in ff7*

I bring a bridge. not realistic, I know. :P

Dupl!cate
03-14-2007, 02:37 AM
The only reaches 4 miles out to sea, but then dolphins see you and carry you home.

I bring 2 pounds of cheez-it crackers™

Majora
03-14-2007, 09:09 AM
And after 10 ounces you ge sick of em, and say to yourself: "Screw this, I'm swimming home" and proceed to doing just that.

I take the Gale Boomerang

mrz84
03-19-2007, 05:15 PM
And use it to do whatever it does (I haven't played the game it's from. meh.)
and end up ina swimming pool on a cruise ship that was passing by

I bring a magic lamp

Dupl!cate
03-20-2007, 10:39 PM
You rub it and a djin appears and grants you three wishes. First you wish for coke, then a bunny, then you wish for a remote control cloed. The cloud floats you home.

I bring a stick of Brut™ deoderant.

mrz84
03-23-2007, 02:36 PM
Which causes the natives to make you their god since you smell better than all of them put together. You use your god-like influence to make them construct a raft and then sal away bidding them farewell.

I bring the Tallgesse III from Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

noobboy
07-31-2007, 04:36 AM
tallgeese III manfunctions makes a big pile of coconuts wich explode

I bring a very portable sluppee machine

Sir_Johnamus
07-31-2007, 05:08 PM
You float on it to escape the island. You have a slurpee when you get thirsty.

I take my trusty jar of dirt.

Din
09-09-2007, 08:18 PM
You dump it out, and found out it was magic dirt which formed a long bridge to civilization.

I take a kitten.

mrz84
09-10-2007, 11:17 PM
Which is really a super kitty who resuces you via its super powers (like flight)

I have oen of those Thanksgiving Day balloons (the giant ones), I think I'll pick Snoopy.

Din
09-11-2007, 01:12 PM
The balloon pops and blows you all the way to civilization.

I'll take Tom Hanks.

mrz84
09-11-2007, 09:01 PM
He goes crazy and chases you across the ocean after he becomes insane from no human interaction (other than yourself) for who knows how long.

I have a dalorian.

Fortis Nova
09-11-2007, 11:56 PM
(((I assume you mean De Lorean, from Back to the future.)))

Upon further inspection, you are surprised to find that this De Lorean is none other than the time machine invented by Emmett L. Brown. However, in your attempts to get the De Lorean up to 88 miles per hour, it gets hopelessly mired in the sandy beaches. Frustrated beyond belief, you torch the car (after 137 hours of rubbing sticks together). The oily smoke from the tires catches the attention of a passing cruse ship, which rescues you.

I brought a pair of eyeglasses.

Din
09-12-2007, 01:12 PM
The sun is shining so bright that the eyeglasses catch on fire, then a plane sees it and comes to rescue you.

I take Fat Albert.

Aegix Drakan
09-12-2007, 01:24 PM
He jumps into the sea, cuasing a tsunami. While the sea water is low, and preparing to unleash it's full effect, you run along the bottom of the sea floor and back to civilization.


I take a beach chair.

rock_nog
09-12-2007, 01:53 PM
You go down and recline on the beach in your comfy beach chair. Just as you begin to settle down for a nap, an obnoxious beach party suddenly appears out of nowhere (as they are wont to do when you just want to relax quietly on the beach). You punch a surfer, take his board, and surf back to civilization.

I take a Katamari.

Aegix Drakan
09-12-2007, 03:05 PM
Great, but oyu ndge it, and it rolls all over the world, rolls THE WHOLE PLANET UP, and then rolls into the sun. Congrats, you are no longer stranded on a deserted isle. You are now stranded in space.


I take a bacon sandwich.

Fortis Nova
09-13-2007, 12:19 AM
The bacon turns out to be so excessively crunchy, the moment you bite into it, the vibration causes seismic activity, which awakens a nearby dormant volcano. When geologists come to investigate it, they offer you a lift back to civilization, in exchange for a sample of the bacon.

I take a can of beer.

mrz84
09-13-2007, 08:33 AM
You drink it and realize you have no idea what to do with it when all of a sudden, the Beer Fairy pops out of the can and grants you one wish. You obviously wish to return to civilization.

I have a box of pop tarts.

Din
09-13-2007, 01:35 PM
Suddenly you realize that these float and you eat so much of them that you float away to civilization.

I take my I-mac.