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Orion
10-13-2006, 10:51 PM
I found this particular article funny: http://www.gamespot.com/news/6159812.html


Earlier this week, Florida lawyer Jack Thompson heralded "a historic ruling" to members of the press in a complaint he filed against Take-Two Interactive over its upcoming game Bully. Judge Ronald Friedman ordered Take-Two to provide a copy of the game so that he could review it behind closed doors on Thursday and see what all the fuss was about himself.

"It appears that finally the violent video game industry is going to be held accountable to someone," Thompson wrote in his Wednesday announcement.

However, things didn't go Thompson hoped. This morning, gaming site Destructoid reported that the judge ruled on the matter, saying he didn't see anything that should prevent Take-Two from shipping Bully.

"There's nothing in the game that you wouldn't see on TV every night," Friedman is quoted as saying. The judge added he wouldn't want his kids to play the game, "but that shouldn't mean that the game won't ship."

[UPDATE] Later, in an open letter to Friedman that was circulated to various game-press outlets, Thompson decried the decision using typically fiery language. "What you conducted in your chambers, Judge, was the equivalent of Iran leading UN weapons inspectors around the country taking them to places where the illegal activity was not occurring," he said.

Thompson also had some strong words for the judge himself. "Now that you have consigned innumerable children to skull fractures, eye injuries from slingshots, and beatings with baseball bats, without a hearing as to the danger, let me tell you a few things, with all respect for your office and with no respect for the arbitrary way in which you handled this matter," he wrote. "The way you conducted yourself today helps explain why a great Dade County Judge, the late Rhea Pincus Grossman, could not abide you."

The letter went on to:

a) Accuse Take-Two lawyer Rebecca Ward of "lying in [Friedman's] courtroom when she told [Friedman] that a 'Teen' rating is an age restriction at the point of sale." Indeed, such ESRB ratings are only enforced voluntarily by retail outlets.

b) Blast Friedman for "not allow[ing] a hearing to occur because the media there would have seen how you railroaded this entire matter--at the expense of children's safety." Specifically, Thompson made mention of a Miami Herald reporter in attendance.

In conclusion, Thompson said, "How dare you, Judge, promise a hearing today and then prevent that hearing from occurring. How dare you, Judge, petulantly order the production of the game after it is released on Tuesday morning. I didn't even ask for that. You did that out of spite, and you were smiling when you did that. You really enjoyed that one, didn't you, Judge? Next time you promise a 'hearing,' I'll bring a parent with me whose kid is in the ground because of a kid who trained to kill him or her on a violent video game. Try mocking that person, I dare you."

Now I appreciate the whole keeping violent games out of kids hands thing, but it makes me giggle at how the lawyer seems to have flipped out and thrown any credibility he had out the window because he lost this one.

goKi
10-14-2006, 12:46 AM
Jack Thompson, Credibility?

Modus Ponens
10-14-2006, 01:13 AM
I can only hope that Jack Thompson keeps flapping his gums. It's the best way for people to realize what an ass he is.

Solair Wright
10-14-2006, 01:21 AM
I can't believe that he just slandered a judge. That's a good way to let him lose his lawyer license. :rolleyes: That comment he said to the judge could mean game over to his ill-fated, game warrior career.

*b*
10-14-2006, 01:42 AM
Somone needs to shoot that guy. The fact that he hasn't given up yet, even after making a fool of himself so many times in the past, just goes to reaffirm my point

Beldaran
10-14-2006, 02:36 AM
Someone needs to make a horrifically violent and disturbing first person shooter/hack and slash in which every single enemy is Jack Thompson with varying levels of difficulty.

Breaker
10-14-2006, 03:01 AM
I can't believe that he just slandered a judge. That's a good way to let him lose his lawyer license. :rolleyes: That comment he said to the judge could mean game over to his ill-fated, game warrior career.

uhh.. huh?

and in response to the rest.. wtf, why is Jack Thompson still even getting media attention. he's crazy. move along plz.

*b*
10-14-2006, 03:35 AM
Someone needs to make a horrifically violent and disturbing first person shooter/hack and slash in which every single enemy is Jack Thompson with varying levels of difficulty.

Brilliant! I'll use that for my next ZC quest! "The Legend of Zelda; Braindead Laywers", in which Link is warped to modern day Earth, and must defeat the evil Jack Thompson and his many clones to return to Hyrule! The portal can be in his head, and Link has to cut it open with his sword

Maybe I could make it so Link will have to blend in, taking on the role of a druglord and pimp, selling drugs and having unprotected sex with various people to find out where to go next

Cloral
10-14-2006, 02:00 PM
Can someone say 'contempt of court'?

MottZilla
10-14-2006, 03:52 PM
Ya, he's a real piece of shit. It's clear nobody is listening to him. Personally I'm just amazed the judge wasn't a piece of shit too, because that generally is a requirement to be involved in the courts.

Aegix Drakan
10-14-2006, 09:41 PM
lol

hugeass contempt of court right there. I hope he gets busted for that big time.

Moron. :P

I read some reviews about the game, and it's honestly not THAT bad. Heck, the goal of the game is to stop all the bullies!


@ Breaker: He's still getting media attention because people love to hear how stupid he is! :P its rather amusing to see him go all funky over stuff like this.