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Rulehy
10-06-2006, 08:58 PM
Heres the place to tell "Yo mama jokes!" Almost everybody should know this!

I'll go first!

Yo mama so ugly, she thinks theres a monster in the mirror!

SkyMan25
10-06-2006, 08:59 PM
Yo momma So Stupid she trade her car for gas money

Rulehy
10-06-2006, 09:01 PM
Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits "AROUND" the house! lol

SkyMan25
10-06-2006, 09:04 PM
Yo mama vagina so hairy when u born u got rope burn
owww!

Rulehy
10-06-2006, 09:06 PM
^ OMG THATS FUNNY!

Yo mama so stupid that she locked her keys "out of the car!"

SkyMan25
10-06-2006, 09:13 PM
hahaha
Yo mama so ugly the ugly judge said sorry no professianals

Rulehy
10-06-2006, 09:16 PM
Yo mama so fat she has no legs! OMG F U N N Y

SkyMan25
10-06-2006, 09:21 PM
YO MAMA IS FAT! ' Nuff said
Yo mama got 2 watches for both of her timezones.

Rulehy
10-06-2006, 09:27 PM
^ lol

Yo mama sound so bad she doesn't have to even talk to break windows! lol

SkyMan25
10-06-2006, 09:31 PM
yo mama always ready for christmas, she has red and green teeth

Rulehy
10-06-2006, 09:37 PM
Yo mama so stupid that she makes a retard say, "God your dumb!"

SkyMan25
10-06-2006, 09:39 PM
U Moma Zo Ztoopid Se Kno Wot I Sayng

Rulehy
10-07-2006, 01:06 AM
Yo mama smell so bad that the dogs sniff her butt and dies!

SkyMan25
10-07-2006, 01:17 AM
yo mama IS uglyUGLYUGLYUGLY il\ looked and died

Rulehy
10-07-2006, 01:19 AM
Yo mama so stinky that she carries Lysol with her!

SkyMan25
10-07-2006, 01:24 AM
hahaha
yo mama so stupid she made me forget my joke

zeldafan500
10-21-2006, 04:08 PM
yo mama so old and fat, when she haerd the big bang she said 'i heard a pebble fall onto a shaggy carpet i think...'

erm2003
10-21-2006, 04:50 PM
Yo mama's so stupid when she read this thread she thought it was funny.

biggiy05
10-28-2006, 10:27 AM
Yo mama's so stupid when she read this thread she thought it was funny.

Yo mama beat me to what I was going to say.

AhAhA
10-29-2006, 07:01 AM
Yo mama so fat she was her own car! :P

Gerudo
10-29-2006, 12:55 PM
all of yo mama's so stupid, they gave birth to each and every one of you.

therpgmaker
03-18-2007, 06:12 PM
Yo mama is so darn fat n' hariy, you said, "darn I can't escape this jungle!"
Yo mama is so darn hairy that when she walk you to school, the prinicipal said, "sorry, no pet allow!"

The_Amaster
03-18-2007, 06:48 PM
yo mama so dumb, she returned a puzzle 'cause she thought it was broken.

Sir_Johnamus
04-08-2007, 11:46 PM
Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and made it wider

Zelda_Warrior
06-09-2007, 10:29 PM
Yo mamma so fat you need a map to get around her

Jenny
10-05-2007, 11:40 PM
yo mama is so nasty her make up is green, and home made!

GamerMan
10-06-2007, 12:22 AM
Here is a good one:
Yo mama is so NICE to you
she pays the bill's
and makes it possable
for you to have the internet
so STOP being rude to moms,
Unless there rude and bitchy
like Biggey05.lol

Jenny
10-06-2007, 12:25 AM
yo mama is so smart she laughed at that lol

Gleeok
10-12-2007, 11:43 PM
Yo mama so stupid she tried to give you a blowjob 'cause she thought it would help with your unemployment.


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GamerMan
10-12-2007, 11:58 PM
Yo mama so stupid she tried to give you a blowjob 'cause she thought it would help with your unemployment.


.Yo mama is so stupid she got lost in a food store and starved to death:eek:

Matteo
10-13-2007, 12:01 PM
Here is a good one:
Yo mama is so NICE to you
she pays the bill's
and makes it possable
for you to have the internet
so STOP being rude to moms,
Unless there rude and bitchy
like Biggey05.lol

Some of us actually pay our own bills and don't live at home. Why are you talking trash on biggiy?

Russ
10-13-2007, 08:28 PM
Yo mama is so dumb she tripped over the cord of a cordless telephone.

loka
12-04-2007, 02:58 AM
Yo mama's getup so funny......and her hair style is so cute....
when she put her finger in his hand and the dialogies at that time so funniest

Sillycat2
07-04-2008, 05:30 PM
Yo momma's maybe a little on the skinny side....










APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

ZTC
07-05-2008, 12:02 AM
yo momma so fat she cleans out a buffet and asks for more

PizzaMan
07-19-2008, 02:13 PM
Your mamas so old she has an autographed copy of the bible

ZTC
07-19-2008, 04:20 PM
yo momma so fat and old, when she lifted one of her breasts a Pilgrim fell out

PizzaMan
07-19-2008, 08:57 PM
Your mamas so old she has the recipe for dirt