X Amount Of Intel On Code Name: "Lightning Z"

[Tbotgold]

Hello I am Lightning Z partner. You can only dream to know who i am. I am the one who pays him what he is worth. He has so much to give to you all. but you ran him off I see. Well to bad he was going to let you all in on something. He an't by far dumb he is how we say diffrent then you all. he see in numbers he is a good person with probs but we all got probs. you all really need to get a life then spending it all on here.

[Kairyu]

English not can speak you, appearence confirmation.

[Beldaran]

fuck I give don't.

[Mitsukara]

What you say!!

[DarkDragon]

Could somebody set up him the ban?

[SUCCESSOR]

Aw Jesus Christ, this guy is still around/alive/free. What the fuck happened to sending the nanites his way?

[goKi]

You can only dream to know who i am.

Nah, you're Lightning-Z. We all know he's got no partner.

[moocow]

loooool.

Funniest thing I've read so far today.

Durrrr.

[Dechipher]

I'm trying to decide if the topic post or the responses are funnier....

[moocow]

DECHIPHER! YOU CAN ONLY DREAAAAM TO KNOW WHO I AM!

Are you dreaming yet?

[ShadowTiger]

Intro to Irony: The very fact that he posted defies his own point. "Get a life."

[Dechipher]

DECHIPHER! YOU CAN ONLY DREAAAAM TO KNOW WHO I AM!

Are you dreaming yet?

I've been dreaming for a long time, baby.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

I've been dreaming for a long time, baby.
So have the rest of us. You didn't know about the secret club?



Seriously, maybe this is something I missed a few months back, but who in the heck is this guy, apart from a self-quantified loser? And furthermore, why is this thread still open?

[moocow]

And furthermore, why is this thread still open?

Becuase it's moderately funny and traffic is slow so we take what we get unless it's directly insuling someone which it's not unless you want to count the fact that he basically made himself look stupid insulting himself in the end.

I AM RUN ON SENTENCE QUEEeeeeEEN!

I need to invest in some meds.

[ZTC]

meds are good for you ;)

lawl, I'd rather see Zero Wing back then this lard =/

[VEL]

Hello I am Lightning Z partner. You can only dream to know who i am. I am the one who pays him what he is worth. He has so much to give to you all. but you ran him off I see. Well to bad he was going to let you all in on something. He an't by far dumb he is how we say diffrent then you all. he see in numbers he is a good person with probs but we all got probs. you all really need to get a life then spending it all on here.

You sound just like Lightning Z, so you probably are him, or maybe your his brother or something, but if your his partner and his brother.... :scared:

[AtmaWeapon]

I have read a lot of pathetic threads about nerds doing pathetic things but creating alternate accounts pretending to be some important individual vouching for the original person so he can continue posting on an internet forum that doesn't want him there is about one of the most pathetic examples ever. Get a life man.

[Glitch]

BITCH, DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

[Dechipher]

So have the rest of us. You didn't know about the secret club?



Seriously, maybe this is something I missed a few months back, but who in the heck is this guy, apart from a self-quantified loser? And furthermore, why is this thread still open?

This is something you missed a few years back.

[Breaker]

hilarious.

[Mitsukara]

Seriously, maybe this is something I missed a few months back, but who in the heck is this guy, apart from a self-quantified loser? And furthermore, why is this thread still open?
Lightning-z is an oldie goldie of AGN, having been around back in 2000. His grammar, typing, speling (who was it back in 2000 that had the signature '"i kan spel" ~ lightning-z'?) and attempts at mystique haven't improved at all.

ZELDA64GLD WSA TEH COLORE OEN BEACUS EH WLIL RAEP YURO DGO THNE ETA TI WHIEL PONDUING TEH KYEBAORDS!!1!1!11111 EH WSA NTO A BSIXEULA POLRA BAER UNLIEK SOEM FO YUO!!!1!1!1111

[Kairyu]

Lightning-z is an oldie goldie of AGN, having been around back in 2000. His grammar, typing, speling (who was it back in 2000 that had the signature '"i kan spel" ~ lightning-z'?) and attempts at mystique haven't improved at all.

ZELDA64GLD WSA TEH COLORE OEN BEACUS EH WLIL RAEP YURO DGO THNE ETA TI WHIEL PONDUING TEH KYEBAORDS!!1!1!11111 EH WSA NTO A BSIXEULA POLRA BAER UNLIEK SOEM FO YUO!!!1!1!1111

Yeah. It and Fira were basically the 'sequels' to ZELDA64GLD, and like 99% of all sequels, totally failed to live up to the awesomeness of the original. Z64GLD had keyboard pounding, shotoing wiht lazre eyes, bisexual polar bears, dog raping/eating, shattered/burnt genitalia, and DIPLOAMATCI IMMUINTY!!!111111111
What did they have? Fira had idiotic Mega Man boss names (oh, come ON) and an extreme obsession with Jesus (it wasn't even all that intense, anyway, mostly just 'hoping you see JESUS 'n the Light!!!!' whenever someone insulted her). I don't even remember what L-z had, it was so boring.

[Mitsukara]

Lightning-z had his exciting tiping skilz and mystique about how he had done all this great crap and gone to (or lived in) Japan and wrote all these best-seller cyborg books and made all this money. That was about it.

[SUCCESSOR]

Seriously, who handles the paperwork on deploying the AGN Nanites. I've got some complaints.

[AtmaWeapon]

Wasn't he the dude who threatened he'd shoot himself then came back a week later with the sage advice "don't ever shoot yourself in the stomach"?

I'm having a hard time keeping up with the DBZ avatar posters.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Here's some more sage advice: Never try to dig a grave next to an established tree when you're short on time.

[MottZilla]

Lightning Z recently showed up at the Gaming Universe forum for my Ninja Gaiden project. He was offering to host it or something, which made a whole lot of sense seeing how it was already hosted. So there's a decent chance that that is LightningZ.

[Lilith]

im bringin sexy back

[Kairyu]

im bringin sexy back

BAKCSTRETES BCAK, LLARIHGT!!!!!11111111