A Smash Bros tournament and nearly stranded in the shithole of the US eastcoast.

[Masamune]

(22:01:18) (@masa) so
(22:01:23) (@masa) you guys ready for a fucking story?
(22:01:27) (~Kit) i got FF3DS pre-ordered
(22:01:30) (&Dark_Knight) it doesn't take 7 god damn months to translate ANY game to english
(22:01:33) (~Kit) a fucking story?
(22:01:36) (@masa) yes
(22:01:41) (@masa) last night
(22:01:44) (~Kit) well, not sure who might listen
(22:01:45) (~Kit) but go ahead
(22:01:47) (@masa) i slept over wolfe's
(22:01:50) (@masa) with alex and steve
(22:01:57) (@masa) for a smash bros tourney today
(22:02:00) (@masa) we wake up at 7
(22:02:04) +predcon np: stargate.sg-1.1006.ws.dsr-dimension.[VTV] [42:55m/1140Kbps/48KHz]
(22:02:06) (@masa) to drive to fucking north jersey
(22:02:14) (@masa) k
(22:02:14) (@masa) so
(22:02:18) (@masa) we get obliterated
(22:02:26) (@masa) because these kids are super freak niggers
(22:02:34) (@masa) on the drive home
(22:02:39) (~Kit) fuckshitdamn
(22:02:40) (@masa) i'm navigating both ways
(22:02:46) (@masa) wolfe is driving
(22:02:49) (@masa) alex is sleeping
(22:02:57) (@masa) and steve was playing pokemon blue
(22:02:58) (~Kit) i keep forgetting that while its easier to import skins, i need to upload the fucking images
(22:03:06) (@masa) we'
(22:03:10) (@masa) we're out of money
(22:03:10) (+predcon) lol, you get shot at or something?
(22:03:12) (@masa) and out of gas
(22:03:19) (@masa) no predcon shut the fuck up
(22:03:34) (@masa) we're putting change together to get a couple gallons
(22:03:39) (@masa) to maybe make it the rest of the way home
(22:03:48) (@masa) we're like 40 miles from home
(22:03:54) (@masa) all of the fucking sudden
(22:03:56) (@masa) steve looks up
(22:04:01) (@masa) we're in jersey still
(22:04:02) (@masa) and goes
(22:04:05) (@masa) I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!
(22:04:13) (@masa) MY AUNT LIVES DOWN THE STREET!
(22:04:17) (@masa) he calls her
(22:04:19) (~Kit) rofl
(22:04:19) (@masa) asks for gas
(22:04:24) (@masa) she's like
(22:04:24) (@masa) yes
(22:04:24) (~Kit) "no"
(22:04:26) (@masa) come down
(22:04:29) (@masa) we go down
(22:04:32) (@masa) gives us drinks
(22:04:39) (@masa) directions to a gas station that's like right there
(22:04:41) (@masa) and 20 bucks
(22:04:43) (&Dark_Knight) does she give you ass secks?
(22:04:47) (@masa) to fill the fucker half way
(22:04:54) (@masa) plus 3 bucks for the toll
(22:04:58) (@masa) and even offered money for food
(22:05:01) (+predcon) "omg no shut the fuck up"
(22:05:09) (@masa) but we did not take the food money
(22:05:11) (@masa) so like
(22:05:17) (@masa) i'm about to give that woman oral sex
(22:05:18) (~Kit) because all you need is beer and fuel
(22:05:28) (@masa) so we make it the rest of the way home
(22:05:41) (@masa) i haven't eaten 2 am

Putting together 6 dollars in quarters, dimes, and nickels from our pockets and the floor was a bitch. :o

[biggiy05]

The point of sharing a story about your friends aunt being nice and offering to give you money for gas and food was what?

[Masamune]

Just to piss you off.

[ShadowTiger]

I'm more interested in the SSB. So how'd the tournament go? I hope you made it there and were able to face off against people.

I want to play people in online SSB. Pat, if you're interested, IM me.

[punkonjunk1024]

SSB, or SSBM? I'm really looking to get into a tourny for the latter.

[Darth Marsden]

Reading between the lines, I gather they got their asses handed to them by, and I quote, "super freak niggers". IE: Kids. Yeah, that's sure to do wonders for his reputation.

Nice to know not everybody's relations suck ass, man. Glad you got home okay.

[Masamune]

The tournament went horrible. It was SSBM btw. Alex and Wolfe were doing the doubles tournament and didn't win one game. I'm pretty sure the best they did was getting two stocked. Then we all entered the singles tournament, which was a 20 dollar entry fee. I got 3 stocked, then 4 stocked, then 3 stocked again. No one else really did much better. Steve claims the only kill he had was given to him because the kid felt bad. Then he got obliterated. And everyone else there was either super nasally nerd, black, or asian. We were confused about the large number of black kids who played video games. That's not how it works in our humble town south of philly. So we felt pretty out of place seeing as we weren't asian, nasally nerds, or black. It was fun for the most part. There were big screen plasma TVs, gamer chairs, and frag boxes everywhere. But it started to wind down and everyone was getting tired and hungry toward the end. So we were happy to get out've there.

[Gerudo]

lol

SSBMOWNED.