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dimepiece
07-26-2006, 04:29 PM
Think of a funny evil toy like.

Animated, Flesh Eating, Adorable Mario Dolls...

Bender
07-27-2006, 12:30 AM
Mighty Morphine Pyro Rangers: They come with a bottle of bubble-gum flavored morphine, a fun looking can of napalm and a non-childproof lighter.

Rulehy
07-27-2006, 12:09 PM
Samus figurine that kills people and hides the bodys.Missils,lazers,shotguns,
and poisin gas are the things used!

Darth Marsden
07-27-2006, 02:38 PM
A GI Joe figure that actually slits your throat you while you sleep.

Rulehy
07-27-2006, 11:10 PM
Bill Nie the science guy!
With nuckular power!
He destroys all humanity!

Dann Woolf
07-28-2006, 09:26 AM
A new board game, Pop Goes the Hamster! Microwave not included.

EDIT: How about Barbie's Red Light District playset?

likesallusions
07-28-2006, 04:15 PM
Posessed dolls.

Rulehy
07-28-2006, 04:41 PM
A video game!
Zombies attack!
You go in the screen and get eaten by zombies!

dimepiece
07-28-2006, 04:44 PM
MUHAHAHAHA!
EXCELLENT!

Demon Possessed Life Size RC cars...

Dann Woolf
07-29-2006, 04:58 AM
Fisher Price My First Sepukku Playset.

g4conman
08-09-2006, 03:00 PM
Debie the Decapitator Doll!
She comes to life when she knows you sleeping and cuts off your other dolls heads and when theres no more dolls left she comes for you! Available only in Canada!

likesallusions
08-10-2006, 01:27 PM
Little dinosaur sponge capsules. Just add water and watch it grow to life size and either crush you or eat you. After all, dehidration and then getting stuffed into tiny capsules and packages makes one very hungry. Herbavours not included.

solyphon
08-26-2006, 07:02 AM
a little toy phone, that, when you dial it, you either get a creepy- sounding voice saying, "im coming for you..." or ends up sommoning a demon to slaughter your family while you watch...

SkyMan25
09-05-2006, 11:07 PM
Tails Doll
'nuf said

solyphon
09-06-2006, 06:03 PM
a doll of tails? dont you mean amy? shes the evil one :evil:
anyway, how bou' a board geme called jumanji... hehe, im evil :sly:

SkyMan25
09-06-2006, 09:39 PM
do a google for Tails Doll Curse

likesallusions
10-04-2006, 09:45 PM
anyway, how bou' a board geme called jumanji... hehe, im evil :sly:

Good one.

A knome that just stares at you. Just stands there, staring...

SkyMan25
10-07-2006, 10:36 PM
Barbie!!!
Is!!
Evil!