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Starkist
07-04-2006, 03:42 PM
In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. —Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain [George III] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Jigglysaint
07-04-2006, 04:11 PM
It's sad how a country that was founded on sucn beautiful things has become the way it is now.

But anyway, Happy 4th of July to you Americans out there!

Edit: Remember your past and do what you can to see that another tyrant is never risen up on American soil.

Beldaran
07-04-2006, 09:25 PM
In the spirit of this post, I will contribute some of my favorite Thomas Jefferson quotes. Forgive me if any of these are mis-attributed.

"Information is the currency of democracy" - Thomas Jefferson

"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all" - Thomas Jefferson

"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man" - Thomas Jefferson

"It is always better to have no ideas, than false ones; to believe nothing, than to believe what is wrong" - Thomas Jefferson

"When men yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon" - Thomas Jefferson

"Freedom [is] the first-born daughter of science" - Thomas Jefferson

"In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own" - Thomas Jefferson

Masamune
07-04-2006, 10:25 PM
Yeah. We just watched fireworks and yelled at people.

Jigglysaint
07-04-2006, 10:27 PM
"Freedom [is] the first-born daughter of science" - Thomas Jefferson


Har Har. Freedom is a girl!


(Edit: Just closed your tag, that's all)

Dechipher
07-04-2006, 11:57 PM
It's sad how a country that was founded on sucn beautiful things has become the way it is now.

But anyway, Happy 4th of July to you Americans out there!

Edit: Remember your past and do what you can to see that another tyrant is never risen up on American soil.
You know, things in America aren't as bad as they seem. Even is Bush were twice the terrible leader he's shown to be, 8 years under this clown isn't really that much. Yeah, we're in a war. Yeah, the rest of the world hates us. Yeah, Congress can't decide which way is left.

Kinda like 230 years ago...

Rainman
07-05-2006, 10:30 AM
I'd like to assert that it's Independence Day not "4th of July". What kind of retarded name for a holiday is that.

Beldaran
07-05-2006, 11:16 AM
I'd like to assert that it's Independence Day not "4th of July". What kind of retarded name for a holiday is that.

It's not too bad, really. Christmas, Easter, Veterans Day, etc are all celebrated on arbitrary days chosen by the church and/or government. Independence Day is somewhat unique in that we have historical verification for the event's occurance. So we are honoring what happened on that day. Or something.

I think Mexico does the same thing with Cinco de Mayo, which I believe is their independence day, or at least historically related to their fight for independence from Spain.

ONeilcool
07-05-2006, 12:19 PM
I think Mexico does the same thing with Cinco de Mayo, which I believe is their independence day, or at least historically related to their fight for independence from Spain.

Ya, the real mexican independence day is September 16th. I believe Cince de Mayo is just a day that they were holding a fort and they lasted a day longer then they thought they would or something like that.

slothman
07-05-2006, 03:55 PM
I'd like to assert that it's Independence Day not "4th of July". What kind of retarded name for a holiday is that.
Better than calling it the, "5th of July."

Is anyone here in Totonto?
I was wondering if you saw any fireworks from the other side of the lake.

Jigglysaint
07-06-2006, 02:31 PM
Better than calling it the, "5th of July."

Is anyone here in Totonto?
I was wondering if you saw any fireworks from the other side of the lake.

It's spelt "Toronto". What you have there is a mix between Dorthy's dog and the Lone Ranger's sidekick.

I didn't see any fireworks, but then again, I don't live right next to the lake.

cyberkitten
07-09-2006, 10:37 AM
i spent the night on a security detail and then proceeded to get rained on by a bunch of flaming phosphorous, as apparently i was standing square in the middle of the firefall zone. good times. ruined a perfectly good camo shirt, replaceable at 32 bucks...ouch...and that's on a base. and was sore as shit for a couple days, not to mention bruised from a misfire when i gave the "down" command and the person who was watchin my ass decided that he'd just take me down rather than waiting for me to do it myself. i was the ranking officer....it SO wasn't right.
and all my newark buddies pussed out on me when i came home weds. mooey...war lord....glitch....imma get your punk butts for that, kiddies.
god i love explosives