Dechipher
06-21-2006, 11:58 PM
My friend and I are in the process of purchasing a broken down van for the express purpose of beating the crap out of it. We are going to try to get some people together so we can try to minimize our losses. We're thinking 5$ for 30 seconds. We'll provide golf clubs and baseball bats. It's his girlfriends moms and she's tired of having it in her driveway, and she's willing to sell it for 50 bucks. That's like 25, half each. Even if no one shows, we pay 25 bucks each and we get to beat the hell out of a car. If we get so much as 10 people, that's 5 minutes, we make our money back.
And it'll be legal so long as it's on private property.
We're plotting it for a few weekends from now, I'll let you know how/if it goes down. It's a pretty done deal though.
And it'll be legal so long as it's on private property.
We're plotting it for a few weekends from now, I'll let you know how/if it goes down. It's a pretty done deal though.