Your new boss.

[Toolie]

You're a stale, stagnant, and alienated bunch, AGN. An unhealthy majority of you are in fact sick freaks. To remedy this, I propose a new position be created, where my judgment is valued above all others and frequent decisions are rendered by me involving moral standing, social acceptability, and behavioral decency. Penalties will range from mild public humiliation to total and complete reversal of your shitty little reputation points.

If this position is not granted within thirty days, I will caste a spell of infinite virginitude and perpetual social phobia. Watch out.

[Masamune]

If this position is not granted within thirty days, I will caste a spell of infinite virginitude and perpetual social phobia. Watch out.
I am immune to both.

*Casts level 7 Cock of Infinite in your mouth for 70 damage"

[Daarkseid]

If this position is not granted within thirty days, I will caste a spell of infinite virginitude and perpetual social phobia. Watch out.

DO YOUR WORST!!!

[phattonez]

Maybe if it was funny . . . but it's not.

Go ahead and take away reputation points, no one here really bases any decisions on them anyway.

EDIT: After posting this, I realize I sound so depressed. Eh.

[ShadowTiger]

Holy crap, where the hell is my 2D20 Long Sword +2 Irony Damage when I need it? >.>

[SomaLlama]

Maybe if it was funny . . . but it's not.
it was pretty funny.

[Masamune]

Maybe if it was funny . . . but it's not.

Go ahead and take away reputation points, no one here really bases any decisions on them anyway.

*Draws mana from Toolie and casts Infinite Virginitude on your penis + 6 AIDS damage*

[Toolie]

You fools toil with potentially unlimited peril.

[phattonez]

You fools toil with potentially unlimited peril.

Ahem, "potentially."

So I'm essentialy in the clear.

[Masamune]

Ahem, "potentially."

So I'm essentialy in the clear.
No you're not. Everytime you post, you're taking 6 damage from AIDS. :O

[Toolie]

You're going to require much more work than I had initially expected. Masamune, especially.

[phattonez]

But I have infinite health. So infinity minus 6 is still infinity.

Or is it?

[Kairyu]

If this position is not granted within thirty days, I will caste a spell of infinite virginitude and perpetual social phobia. Watch out.
I thought most of the members here already had those.

[Cronic]

DO YOUR WORST!!!


Yes i too will have an order of your worste and a side of fries ...medium though cause I'm tryin to watch my calories, and a large coke only ....could ya maybe make that half coke half diet? Again I'm tryin to watch my weight.

[Aegix Drakan]

:laughing: riiight! :rolleyes: thanks for providing us all with a laugh!

I do believe that everyone else in this thread have "tooled" you toolie. there's not much else I can say, except...

/me activates his Armageddonshield!

smash it if you dare. ;)

[EDIT] BTW, @ darth Cronic: best comeback I've seen in ages. nice!

[Toolie]

Boy, was I tooled.

*sigh*

Hopeless.