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Beldaran
05-09-2006, 12:49 PM
Masturbation prevents prostate cancer (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm)

I vow to masturbate as much as possible... for health reasons, of course.:googly:
moocow
05-09-2006, 12:56 PM
I've been fighting prostate cancer everyday for at least 5 years.
Tygore
05-09-2006, 01:02 PM
Thank goodness, we wouldn't want anything bad to happen to moocow's prostate.
moocow
05-09-2006, 01:39 PM
Thank goodness, we wouldn't want anything bad to happen to moocow's prostate.

Exactly! I'm glad you understand :)
Technowiz
05-09-2006, 01:58 PM
Wierd article thanks for the info.
rocksfan13
05-09-2006, 02:12 PM
I'm on it! Actually, I've been on it for quite a while! Well ahead of the game!:rolleyes:
Samson007
05-09-2006, 04:39 PM
Done.

<Lights a cigar>

Ill fight one kind and happily give myself another.
SomaLlama
05-09-2006, 04:45 PM
lemme know how that turns out.
ShadowTiger
05-09-2006, 05:21 PM
I think it's fairly safe to assume the following:

1) Some things just help themselves over time. :) Even without realizing it, apparently.
2) ... ... <comment about Christianity and sinning to pr0n> ... ...


.. That makes no sense. Hoorah. Yes, we've all been doing it for years. Hell, any martial arts instructor can tell you that using those muscles can help stave off prostate cancer.

Really does make me wonder why people still think it's a sin. If it's a sin to help yourself prevent prostate cancer, ... ... ... Well, you're looking at saving the "potential" for life, rather than life which already exists, as well as the ability to spread life around the world as well. Funky, funky stuff.
Archibaldo
05-09-2006, 05:37 PM
Preventing prostate cancer has become my number one priority.
ZTC
05-10-2006, 12:29 PM
I remember hearing about this (I think) on Leno a few months ago. I just started laughing
(btw, wasn't something like this posted before, or is it that I'm just tired as hell?)
Aegix Drakan
05-10-2006, 12:39 PM
:odd:

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(raises the WTF flag)

that's just weird...
Darth Marsden
05-10-2006, 01:59 PM
I'm gonna shove that WTF Flag up your ass in a minute.

Well, it's good to know that I for one won't be getting prostate cancer. And I'm sure I speak for most males here when I say that.
Aegix Drakan
05-10-2006, 02:16 PM
I'm gonna shove that WTF Flag up your ass in a minute.

You'll find that hard, cause the Cyborg just stole it.
biggiy05
05-10-2006, 03:13 PM
I'm gonna shove that WTF Flag up your ass in a minute.

Well, it's good to know that I for one won't be getting prostate cancer. And I'm sure I speak for most males here when I say that.

If you don't I will.

There are alot of men that have a very low chance of getting prostate cancer now.
Glenn the Great
05-10-2006, 03:32 PM
The idea that masturbation is sin all has to do with a rotten idea that has been pushed for millennia that one should not have an orgasm if they are not trying to reproduce. The Catholic Church has pushed that, and they still push it today, not even allowing birth control. It's nonsense.

I believe in totally separating the sexual act from reproduction. I even want to get a vasectomy. My interest in sex is completely about pleasure, and I abhor pregnancy and reproduction. My feelings on the issue would label me as the epitome of sexual immorality in the eyes of the Catholic Church.
AlexMax
05-10-2006, 10:50 PM
I believe in totally separating the sexual act from reproduction. I even want to get a vasectomy. My interest in sex is completely about pleasure, and I abhor pregnancy and reproduction. My feelings on the issue would label me as the epitome of sexual immorality in the eyes of the Catholic Church.

Don't worry about it. No one would ever have sex with you. Ever.
*b*
05-11-2006, 02:33 AM
I'd say I'm well protected for the next few thousand years, but just in case...
ambience~
05-11-2006, 02:43 AM
ha lol~

i wonder
how many experiments they did
to discover that~
Glenn the Great
05-11-2006, 01:10 PM
Don't worry about it. No one would ever have sex with you. Ever.

Look who's talking. No way in Hell you would have sex before I do.
Verman
05-11-2006, 01:25 PM
Aren't you guys like in your early 20s? Alexmax and glenn?

Glenn, you sound like a 14 year old making that bet on who loses v card first
Darth Marsden
05-11-2006, 02:31 PM
As far as I'm aware, there's no law against acting childish on the internet. Hell, if there were, the internet would have died LONG ago.

Let them have their 'fun'.
moocow
05-11-2006, 02:31 PM
Don't worry about it. No one would ever have sex with you. Ever.


Look who's talking. No way in Hell you would have sex before I do.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Grow up.
Raichu86
05-11-2006, 03:17 PM
I think I'll just have my prostate surgically removed. Then I win the fight without the continued effort. :)
Technowiz
05-11-2006, 03:21 PM
As far as I'm aware, there's no law against acting childish on the internet. Hell, if there were, the internet would have died LONG ago.

Let them have their 'fun'.

YOU got that right. plus its fun to be childish every now :D and then especially on the internet when no one realy knows who you are.