Practical jokes

[granite]

What is the best practical joke you have done, or heard of?

I will start
My brother used to live in Sitka, Alaska

There is an extinct volcano called Mt. Edgecumbe, it's like 50 miles away from town, but is clearly visible from Sitka, on a nice day.

Anyway on april fools day, this guy that lived there, i dont know much about him other than the fact that he was popular throughout the area, decided to play a practical joke on the town.

So he hired a hellicopter, took a load of old tires up to the top of the volcano, and set them on fire.

The whole town thought the volcano was erupting!





Woot 100 posts, now finally I can bitch about stuff!!

[ShadowTiger]

What a dangerous practical joke. It could've sent people packing and running away from home at their own expense. Call me a killjoy, but ...


Some tamer practical jokes, but still quite funny, ... can be played at camp.


Put red jello in someone's boots or shoes. Watch them carefully to see when they put them on. When they step into their footwear, casually tell them that you're looking for your old sick pet frog. Their reaction is priceless.


Another interesting prank you can pull is, ... take two flashlights and get a friend in on this. Do this to a sleeping friend's bed in the middle of the night. Position the friend at the foot of the bed, holding each side of the mattress, while you wait near the foot with both flashlights. Them them on, arms length apart, and signal to your friend, who should begin shaking the mattress violently as you shout "TRUUUCK!!!!" as you wave the flashlights up and down. You get to see just how quickly your friends can react under pressure. :blah:

[Aegix Drakan]

The kinds of practical joke I hate are the ones where someone dresses up as Death (or the grim reaper, or some other demon) and scares the shit out of someone in the middle of the night.

Mind you, One time it was REALLY funny. It was on America's Funniest videos: A guy dressed as Death was hiding in a garage, when the victim opened the garage, Death-guy Jumped out...and the victim's first reaction was to clobber the guy!

Shadowtiger's pranks are really funny too! (thinks of trying them)

[rocksfan13]

There was one going around here at work.

It was a video clip.
It was Halloween night and all you see is a lit porch with a scarecrow in a chair. Trick or Treaters come up to the door with their Dad and get there candy. When the walk away Dad leans close to check out the scarecrow.
Then, the scarecrow throws up it's arms in an attemp to scare the guy. The guy then plants a right hook on the scarecrow knocking him straight out of his chair, and runs. The dad then comes back, noticing that it was a guy, to see if he's alright. The guy gets up holding his chin and shakes it off. The Dad begins to laugh histarically.

It was hilarious.

[Lilith]

Welcome to the "I don't believe a damn thing you say" thread.

[Beldaran]

One time, I convinced the mailman that I was the president of the USA, so he agreed to fuck a dog in its ass. Then little elves flew out of the dog's ass and attacked the mailman so that all his skin and muscles was hanging off his bones. Then I pointed at him and said "lol I'm not the president you fool!" Then I kicked him in the balls and he exploded.

It was funny.

[SUCCESSOR]

Take some lime, the white powder used to make lines in grass, mix in cement etc., anyway go to someone's house and sprinkle it over their toilet seat. Make sure you don't put too much where it'll be noticable but enough. Then wait an appropriate amount of time and call them up and ask 'em how their ass has been.

[Master Ghaleon]

Toothpick in the straw was pretty funny but that prank could go wrong. Rearranging mailboxes was fun. Fart spray on someones shoe lol. Smokebombs in a open window at night (to see all the lights flip on after they reconize smoke in the house makes me chuckle). Ding Dong Ditch - have someone run to the door at night and ring the bell then run and hide (repeat lol). Mayo on the car door handle, Potato up the tailpipe lol, pepper in the cars air vents or flour, make sure that they turn the fan on and then POOF lol.

When I was in school I took out the history video before class started and laid the porno just inside the VCR so all he had to do was push it in. I tossed the history tape in the trash instead of keeping it in my bookbag like a tard and get caught. He was hard of hearing anyway so he just pushed it in and sat where his desk was which was behind the TV so he couldnt see what was going on untill everyone was crying thier eyes out laughing. Oh he was pretty pissed lol it went on for like 4 min before he realized what was wrong lol

[me2]

Open up a ketchup bottle, pour baking soda in, close. Shake well for 1-2 minutes for desired effect. leave out on counter for its unsuspecting victim. As soon as the victim opens the ketchup, he's gonna need a napkin. (take the napkins away if you're cruel enough).

I've been wanting to do that forever :(