Let your kid finish

[rocksfan13]

Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off. Then Aunt Jane...

At this point Mommy cut him off and said "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story..." I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off.

Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

[biggiy05]

That was an okay joke, not of the better ones though.

[ShadowTiger]

Kids are scary. They have no idea that their inhibitions aren't developed yet. I mean, it's one thing having no inhibitions to stop yourself, but not knowing that you don't and that you need some ... ... Yikes. We were all like that. Imagine that. Thank god we're older.

[copsgotguns]

the younger i was, the smarter i was. im telling you, the movie Baby Geniuses is true.

[koopa]

Rocksfan13: another good one.


Thank god we're older.
There's a positive side to having no inhibitions too: the kid was completely honest. Saying what you mean is better than saying just what people want to hear. We are older, yes, but there are things we can learn from kids.