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rocksfan13
03-23-2006, 04:49 PM
The Spanish Computer

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic! ;>
2. The native language they use to communic ate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!)


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but! half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

algam86
03-23-2006, 08:29 PM
Okay, I had to chuckle at this one...I should've held out for a less-crappy model...

But, of course, in the long-run it was changed back to feminine 'la computadora'...because the guys all got mad and changed it. :p

AlexMax
03-23-2006, 09:26 PM
Why is General Disucssion the dumping ground for stupid jokes? A few months ago it was birthday threads, now this.

biggiy05
03-23-2006, 10:06 PM
Why is General Disucssion the dumping ground for stupid jokes? A few months ago it was birthday threads, now this.

Nobody tied you down to the site. If you don't like it then leave.

Masamune
03-24-2006, 12:01 AM
God forbid you should let everyone know what you think is annoying. Just get out've here. We don't need people with your negativity.

Glenn the Great
03-24-2006, 01:10 AM
I'm enjoying these jokes. Get the fuck out of here, Alex.

rocksfan13
03-24-2006, 09:18 AM
Such hostility!:angry: :shakeno:

If you don't like 'em. Don't read 'em.

koopa
03-24-2006, 02:50 PM
rocksfan13: this was one of the best so far. LOL XD.

Alexmax: Feel like making a seperate forum for jokes? If so I'd always check that one first when I visit AGN, and you can steer clear of it. Otherwise, I agree with the above 4 posts.

Masamune
03-24-2006, 06:17 PM
Just to be clear. I was being sarcastic.

copsgotguns
03-27-2006, 03:26 PM
i liked the joke.

ZTC
03-27-2006, 03:40 PM
Why is General Disucssion the dumping ground for stupid jokes?

maybe they're not stupid and actually have some substance to them


nice one, rocksfan13

rocksfan13
03-27-2006, 04:51 PM
I'm glad you guys like it.

More to come.

Glitch
03-27-2006, 06:39 PM
Why is General Disucssion the dumping ground for stupid jokes? A few months ago it was birthday threads, now this.

I sure as hell don't notice you contributing anything to this site.

Funny joke.