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ShadowTiger
03-17-2006, 03:32 PM
Italian Boy's Confession

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

"Yes, Father it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capeli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads. :D"

biggiy05
03-17-2006, 03:34 PM
I think I have heard that before and I thought it was great.:D

koopa
03-17-2006, 03:36 PM
LOL. Reading through another recent thread,
you made fun of religion and are now banned
yeah, that's the spirit.

I treasure the day that jokes became popular at AGN.

rocksfan13
03-17-2006, 03:53 PM
Oh yes! That was good. I needed a good laugh before I left work today. Thanks Britannianhero4!:D :laughing: :thumbsup:

moocow
03-17-2006, 04:00 PM
lmao, that was cute.

Glenn the Great
03-17-2006, 04:39 PM
Good show, BH4!

moocow
03-17-2006, 05:00 PM
I sent it via MySpace bulletin, and its been reposted 5 times already.

Archibaldo
03-17-2006, 09:02 PM
I lol'd. Excellent joke BH4.

ZTC
03-20-2006, 02:07 PM
of all the sacrelig crap I've seen, this take the cake :rolleyes:

that was quite amusing

richie
03-22-2006, 02:41 PM
Quite good...
I heard something similar, but forgot it (might happen)