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Beldaran
03-14-2006, 08:03 PM
http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

I really don't need to add anything to this. It's just fucking hillarious.

Duck bukkake anyone? Fuck the Salt (Beautiful Poll)
firefly
03-14-2006, 08:13 PM
:rofl:
That was great!
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5466/debug165um.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
CONGRATURATIONS!!!
Cloral
03-14-2006, 10:02 PM
"Cashew Not"
"Then what the hell is it?"

That was great.
firefly
03-14-2006, 10:34 PM
Could you bring me a "Cowboy leg" please.
Linkafier
03-14-2006, 10:48 PM
"Hey, could I add a peaceful to my meal?".
firefly
03-14-2006, 10:58 PM
...And a "Gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp f*cks" for my girlfriend please.

http://www.rahoi.com/images/blog/menu/goodtoeatmtn.jpg
I'm not quite that hungry, thanks.
Jigglysaint
03-14-2006, 11:10 PM
Lol, butter many privates. This stuff is gold! If you concentrate hard, you can figure it out.

Except maybe Fuck the burn off, and Every Form Rape.

Edit: Since when are words like fuck and rape not allowed at AGN? Actually I got to stop swearing. This site is the devil's washroom sometimes.
ShadowTiger
03-14-2006, 11:39 PM
No, ... no, I ... Yeah, I pretty much stopped reading after "Good to eat mountain." The last time I read something as funny, I had to lie down. It's just too painful sometimes. :| Can't live with two collapsed lungs, after all.
Superstrider
03-14-2006, 11:49 PM
Here are my Favorites:


http://www.rahoi.com/images/blog/menu/shrimpfucks.jpg
lol. just pure lol.


He took the words right out of my mouth.


http://www.rahoi.com/images/blog/menu/benumbed.jpg
how do you numb vegetables? and what's fuck silk? satin?

Those are good questions...


http://www.rahoi.com/images/blog/menu/everyformrape.jpg
What happens if I get that to go?

Apparently, it's legal!
*b*
03-15-2006, 01:35 AM
"Every form rape"...

...

that's probably the single-most ordered item on that menu
firefly
03-15-2006, 01:43 AM
I wonder what did they used to translate from japanese to engrish?
Saffith
03-15-2006, 02:30 AM
For the record, it's Chinese, not Japanese. Not that that's especially important.
I like the idea of "Block pepper sauce Retchup." Sounds wonderful.
ZTC
03-15-2006, 01:55 PM
I laughed like heck when I was reading it. Heck, I'm surprised that I didnt' get kicked out of the campus library :sweat: